Comments on: Wanda Sucks

By: jon beker

jon beker — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 00:16:43 +0000

Wanda Sykes is so GAY. And is a dog!!!!!!!!

By: actor212

actor212 — Mon, 11 May 2009 18:30:26 +0000

I wanted to make a kidney joke…

Nephritis was never queen of Egypt.

No, but her nephrew was.

By: gocart mozart

gocart mozart — Mon, 11 May 2009 18:04:02 +0000

My doctor said I need a healthier diet. Is their a broccoli and spinach vodka in the works?

By: Big Bad Bald Bastard

Big Bad Bald Bastard — Mon, 11 May 2009 18:03:30 +0000

I wanted to make a kidney joke…

Nephritis was never queen of Egypt.

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Mon, 11 May 2009 16:56:43 +0000

Bacon vodka! Now I can start drinking breakfast, too.

I wanted to make a kidney joke featuring a Nephrology figure a la the Phrenology Head, but the thought of someone palpating Rush’s kidney bumps nauseated.

By: Big Bad Bald Bastard

Big Bad Bald Bastard — Mon, 11 May 2009 16:37:23 +0000

This meant that everyone had to congregate indoors which turned the place into a steam bath.

For someone of Pantload’s physiognomy, a walk-in freezer is a “steam bath”.

As for bacon vodka, count me in for a bacotini, cracked black pepper on the rim of the glass.

By: Brandi

Brandi — Mon, 11 May 2009 16:28:32 +0000

I don’t believe the statement you quoted implies that SN would supply the aforementioned bag o’ dicks.

And yet you do. Every. Goddamn. Time.

By: MzNicky

MzNicky — Mon, 11 May 2009 14:48:45 +0000

owlbear: I hope you don’t mind, but I just copied and emailed your Q&A @4:25 to about five people I know who will appreciate it as much as I did.

By: Bag of Dicks Nixon

Bag of Dicks Nixon — Mon, 11 May 2009 13:32:02 +0000

FAIL.

By: Bag of Dicks Nixon

Bag of Dicks Nixon — Mon, 11 May 2009 13:30:04 +0000

Sock it to my? post!

By: The Fool

The Fool — Mon, 11 May 2009 13:18:38 +0000

Hall of Douchebags is hilarious, especially this one:

http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=69

By: The Fool

The Fool — Mon, 11 May 2009 13:07:01 +0000

Badgers?

I love badgers! Badgers are symbols of applause for The Fool’s witticisms.

Thank you, stoopid punk bitchiz! More badgers, please.

By: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© — Mon, 11 May 2009 12:19:09 +0000

Vodka bacon might be better…

By: Ted the Slacker

Ted the Slacker — Mon, 11 May 2009 12:16:08 +0000

Smut Clyde said,

Bacon vodka.
I remain unconvinced.

I dunno… if you have no hang-ups about fleecing the fighting keyboarders, I can see a niche for this product.

I mean, if your life’s purpose is getting drunk and maturbatory rebellion against the mooslem hoardes, bacon vodka is one helluva twofer.

You’re a tough customer, SC.

By: Gary Ruppert

Gary Ruppert — Mon, 11 May 2009 12:09:04 +0000

The fact is, none of you liberals have addressed the argument i put forth, that Obsama is a terrorist and hates America. No wonder reasonable people will not engage with you.

By: Gary Ruppert

Gary Ruppert — Mon, 11 May 2009 12:06:46 +0000

The fact is, follow my tweets.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Mon, 11 May 2009 11:50:56 +0000

Bacon vodka. I remain unconvinced.

By: Ted the Slacker

Ted the Slacker — Mon, 11 May 2009 11:49:59 +0000

More Essential Dough:

“Sykes’s schtick was a cliche wrapped in a lefty talking point. [...]Colbert’s performance [...] went too far the other way.”

What is “the other way”… Innovative comedy wrapped in a wing-nut bumper-sticker? And how the fuck do you take something like this “too far”?

By: El Cid

El Cid — Mon, 11 May 2009 11:33:07 +0000

Whereas jokes about teleprompters pseudo-elitist French mustard are funny per se, which is central to my point.

Ha! Now those are jokes, like that awesomely hilarious CBS golf show host having everyone rolling in the aisles talking about how an American soldier on an elevator with Nancy Pelosi would shoot her. Har har har! Now that's funny!!!