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Eat it, Bush Cobagz!!1!11!!!eleventyone1!!
Also, not content merely to ruin the institution of marriage for all straight Americans everywhere, Res Publica is now helping to eliminate the so-called “Christ Mass” holiday, which has been so much in the news lately.
Ha ha, O’Reilly — these cookies will really make you “felafel.”
What have you done, today, to help stop “Christ Mass?”
Bonus Wingnut Projection insight: Wasn’t it just a little over a month ago that the fundies were once again trying to ban Halloween? Like, for real?
Hey wingnuts — you know what’s orange and spooky and glows, and makes a great outdoor holiday display? …A suspicious house fire! Ho-ho-ho-ho!
res publica said,
December 4, 2005 at 19:07
I have to give credit to Blue Girl of Blue Girl Red State for the super-awesome graphic. She concocted it for our Holiday “Yeah, we said Holiday” Bake-Off. Also, I’m really sorry for any psychological damage done to anyone who accidentally views the horrible, horrible picture of Deena. That was posted by my evil and completely out-of-control co-blogger, Adorable Girlfriend. Who’s not MY adorable girlfriend, just to be clear.
celticgirl said,
December 4, 2005 at 20:03
I quite like the greeting I saw on another blog *gasp*-yes, I admit it, I’ve been reading other blogs! It was this: Merry Christmyth.
Gavin M. said,
December 4, 2005 at 20:56
Hey, what’s up with this other, bizarro-world Res Publica?
http://respublica.typepad.com/respublica/2005/12/wish_the_aclu_a.html
Jillian said,
December 4, 2005 at 21:45
I think I’ve found the best Christmas present for ol’ Falafel O’Reilly right here.
(mildly nsfw link)
Pinko Punko said,
December 4, 2005 at 22:46
We need to get an update from GS about whether the sign got removed- that was EatItBushCobag v2.0. They busted the previous one during Bush’s visit. I would love to get the four seasons of “EatIT Bush Cobag111!!!!”, but the chances of snow in Tuscon??
teh l4m3 said,
December 4, 2005 at 23:09
Res certainly enjoyed frosting my cookies…
Pinko Punko said,
December 5, 2005 at 0:18
Teh, scat jokes are not appreciated.
GuinnessGuy said,
December 5, 2005 at 1:09
Yep… my school banned Halloween my third grade year. Replaced it with a “harvest day” thingy.
Whiny psuedo-Mormon bastards…
teh l4m3 said,
December 5, 2005 at 1:23
PP: who said it was chocolate frosting?
Gregor Samsa said,
December 5, 2005 at 4:10
Gavin, that truly is bizarro Res – no cookies plus approving links to Kevin McCullough!!!!!
Major Woody said,
December 5, 2005 at 6:13
The Winter Solstice is the Reason for the Season!
Pinko Punko said,
December 5, 2005 at 6:26
yeah Respublica at typepad seems about as straight as you can possibly get. So straight, I couldn’t even imagine a troll boarding party, it would almost seem toomean. Nobody can be that sheltered.
She’s pimping the catchphrase “Happy Holy Days” in her war FOR Xmas. Happy Asshole Days would be our res publica.
GuinnessGuy said,
December 5, 2005 at 6:38
The Winter Solstice is the Reason for the Season!
And here I thought it was the Xbox360/Tickle Me Elmo/whatever the hell is this year’s big ticket.
It’s still Jesus at my parents’ house… thank God.
Marq said,
December 5, 2005 at 7:53
Hee hee! Ah, good times. Damn-! I just larfed st hard that I sploited that dildo outta my ass*.
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*well, somebody’s makin’ claims regarding my virtue down at the first Limpy Bizkity thread. I dunno where these people get those sort of base ideas!
Major Woody said,
December 5, 2005 at 9:19
After reading the comment above, I will now be posting as Major Limpy.
Gregor Samsa said,
December 5, 2005 at 12:35
Oops I accidentaly left a comment at bizarro Res. Naughty me!
teh l4m3 said,
December 5, 2005 at 17:18
Hey, Gregor, me too! *HIGH-FIVE*
Gregor Samsa said,
December 5, 2005 at 17:29
*Leaves Him Hangin’*
…..Aw, no way!!! *High-Five*
Thanks for commenting at Bizarro Res. I was feeling guilty but after reading your comment there I have regained my sense of moral indignation!
dave128 said,
December 5, 2005 at 18:05
That bobsled-riding bear placard thingy in the photo above has the slogan ?Happy Holidays.? Yet the residents of the house supposedly hate such phrases.
I guess I shouldn?t be too surprised, contradictions are a massive trait of Republicans. Regarding the sign on the left, I wonder if they secretly dislike Bush and hate the troops?
Major Woody said,
December 6, 2005 at 5:48
Silly dave128!
You just don’t get it! It’s OK to say, “Happy Holidays” if you’re a good, god-fearing Limbaughnian. That just means, “I hope that you enjoy the various holidays, including Jesus’s birthday, that occur around this time of year.” However, when said by a non-republican, i.e. a communist satanist, it translates to, “I hate you and your god, culture, and family. I’d like to sodomize Kris Kringle, and pee on your Nativity scene!” See why they’re so sensitive?