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The End.

Wait do I have this right? Let me see if I’ve got it…..

so….there’s nothing at all whatsoever wrong with torture, and especially nothing wrong with people who tortured other people, but if you were a Congressperson who was briefed in secret about it and didn’t tell anyone because the people who were doing the torture said it was illegal to tell about it, then you’re a horrible person

No no no, you haven’t got it at all!!! WE on the sinister fucking LEFT are the complicit ones because Pelosi is our leader–she’s our goddam queen!–so we must therefore hang our heads in shame that she knew about this shit–which has not been proven BTW but let’s slide by that detail. The point is that these cretinous fucks think we gotta keep quiet because PELOSI KNEW and it might somehow cause us LEFTIES to be befuckingsmirched, which is garbage and I’m sure they know that which is why these assfucks’ faces are always so red!

Yes, Pelosi knew, and Pelosi didn’t care. She cares about only one thing: covering her tracks, and protecting her political interests. She’s looking out for number one, as most politicians, on both sides, are.

Why? Because renowned truth-tellers such as GOP Rep. Pete Hoekstra said so?

In any case, your That’s the nature of the political beast within. argument is superficial, semantic one:

Republicans, and Democrats who act like Republicans, are despicable and all alike. So there, Liberals!

Their views and their efforts are woefully myopic and pathetically self-centered. It’s not the nature of Republicans. It’s not the nature of Democrats. That’s the nature of the political beast within.

So. Fucking. What.

I would also accept:
“and she is entitled to defend herself in a court of law.”

Pelosi. Knew.

is:

So. Fucking. What.

I see no reason to take at face value the statements about what Pelosi knew and when she knew it. They are plenty of people who are trying to cover their asses, and spreading the guilt around suits their purpose.

The above statement is not meant as any kind of defense of Pelosi’s actions.

Also: But you can’t hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn’t we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn’t this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg – isn’t this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we’re not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

Furthermore: also.

No, A.N.S.W.E.R. is part of the secret ultra-right wing cabal headed by Ralph Nader and the Green Party who stole all of Al Gore’s votes and held them hostage in his secret underwater fortress, thus causing the Iraq War, Hurricane Katrina and Ring Around The Collar. Of course, they’re all in the pay of Karl Rove, Joseph Coors and the corpse of William Buckley, Sr.

There’s something untoward about a pro-war, pro-torture Moe of military service age calling anyone a coward. It’d be a big step forward for Moe if he got a job instead of running around pretending he’s an extra at Medieval Times and posting nonsense.

This is true.

Actually, we’d prefer that you’d just STFU, or as the kids say these days, GO GALT!!!

Oh I know. Right-wingnuts launch a campaign to release Side Show Bob from prison. Side Show Bob is released. And then Mayor Quimby is voted out of office following a campaign (by Side Show Bob, who’s running for mayor against Quimby) attacking Quimby for furloughing Side Show Bob.

As usual, as South Park put it, “Simpsons Did It”. In fact, you may remember that Condi “Nobody could have anticipated flying planes into buildings” Rice was wrong. The Simpsons predicted that too (Side Show Bob flying a biplane into the emergency broadcasting station where Krusty was).

Kick-ass Country

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But we’re dealing with blartorists who are blarting every free moment on how to blart you, me, and both of our blartilies. That calls for, at the very least, the type of blarts introduced in this blart of mine, uh, I meant to say Dr. BLarT’s song:

Blarty Blarts
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