“At the rate they’re going they won’t be able to run Palin in 2012 after all – even she’ll be too liberal for them.”

Eventually it’ll just be Fat Limbaugh and Dick Cheney alone together in a motel room outside of Wichita saying to each other, “Uhh, you gonna eat that last donut?”

“I’m not hurt by Arlen Specter walking away,” said Michael Reagan, the son of former President Ronald Reagan and a conservative talk show host. “At least now the party doesn’t waste money supporting someone who does not support the party.”

“It’s interesting that people say the right has taken over the Republican Party — but no one can say what we’ve done,” Mr. Reagan said. “We’ve been closeted for the last eight years; it’s time for the right to come out of the closet.”

Larry Craig wholeheartedly supports this notion.

Although I tremble to think what perversions will now be revealed by now-emboldened deviants like Rick Santorum or El Rushbo.

Send it to Iran as a memento.

Then again the dump keeps rejecting it, and you can’t burn it ’cause it’d release toxic smoke.

Only thing to do is load it into a giant catapult and fling it to Heaven where the damn fundies can have it back.

Except for the $80,000 sofa-sized Thomas Kinkade painting.

I’ve got good news & bad news about Teh Rapture.

Good news – all the Christians go away and we get all their stuff.

Bad news – all their stuff is from Wal-Mart.

“You know, I look at the Red Staters that surround me here, and think about how many of them are Christians, and I really ask myself, “Self, would I want to spend the rest of eternity surrounded by these people?””

Ahem. I commend to your exquisite attention, the last page of this:

http://tinyurl.com/c6eaq3

This is exactly what the, uh, Levys say. The list of whom you’d spend eternity with is enough to make you put in for a transfer to the Lake of Fire.

Don’t call me Shirley.

Aw, come on. Infotainment today is all about conflict, and nobody is as conflicted as Republicans (even without getting into the wide-stance/open-door angle). The modern faux-equivalence media meme will keep GOPpers in equal measure (at least), and if you doubt that catch the Sunday Morning Republican FellatioFests. The Villagers are in the tank for Republicans, being either rich folk or desirous to be same, and goddamn Rupert Murdoch (may Beelzebub have one put aside for him) has a whole network devoted to slobbering Republican knob and keeping the America For Aristocracy dream alive, profits be damned.

The media isn’t going anywhere.

ALL-ONE!

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“You know, her daughter is an unmarried heathen mother.”