Comments on: You Can Take That Christmas Tree And Shove It Right Up Your Ass!!!

By: Linda

Linda — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 12:25:05 +0000

All of these stupid PC battles every year since the last one just makes a bigger and better case for de-federalizing Christmas. I think Christmas should no longer be a federal holiday. I also think that if one REALLY hates the secularizing of Christmas, one would stop making corporate plagues like MACY’S join in the celebrations and stop buying USELESS, UNNECESSARY SHIT every year. I think the Jehovah’s Witnesses, who don’t celebrate Christmas, have the right idea.

By: hisurfadvisory

hisurfadvisory — Sat, 26 Nov 2005 14:34:03 +0000

BLT,

Let me help you out with these hateful nonbelievers…

Kind folks of blogland, please remember that Christianity is the only true belief system. As proof I would like to offer some seasonally appropraite facts.

1) There is no mention of Chanukah or Menorah in any of the gospels, in spite of the fact that HE was born right after the so called ‘Festival of Lights’. Mary and Joseph were obviously not praticing Jews. They must have known that God had turned his back on the ‘His Chosen People’.

2) The wise men all brought presents — duh — Merry Christmas.

3) The Pagans stole the idea for the Yule Log from the Jews. Ask any Jew in North Miami Beach about the Hanukkah Bush to get set straight about this fact.

We Christians know what is right and by golly if we have to leave this country and take another in the name of GOD then so be it. All we want to do is prevent huricanes and worship freely.

By: Random Guy

Random Guy — Fri, 25 Nov 2005 11:07:55 +0000

BLT – That’s because you have, and continue to, do a great job of (probably deliberately) missing the obvious.

By: Dr. BLT, The Song Blogger

Dr. BLT, The Song Blogger — Fri, 25 Nov 2005 09:13:36 +0000

Random Guy, you’ve done a great job at pointing out the obvious. Don’t tell me I’m a walking contradiction, tell me something I didn’t already know. As for the persecution complex, I was just starting to get over it, and then you just had to go and bring it up. Now on the day I’m supposed to be thankful, I’m thinking back on all the times I was persecuted at this site. All kidding aside, have a HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

By: Random Guy

Random Guy — Fri, 25 Nov 2005 07:32:52 +0000

Hoohoo, this thread has BLT at his hypocritical best.
Some points I must make:
a) I notice you call getting a few nasty words hurled your way “torture”, which I find truly ironic considering you took pains to defend the administration’s use of ACTUAL torture in another thread. You can’t handle nasty words, but you have no problem with the ole electric shocks to the ‘nads? I guess that’s because it’s not happening to you.
b)Posting on this site is not “blogging”. It’s posting a comment on a blog.
c) You said: “zuzu, I’ve been called a lot worse things than a liar at this site, so if you want to believe I’m being anything less than 100% honest, then go right ahead.”
Hmm… well I’ve seen you say you’re not going to post on this site about half a dozen times now, and yet you’ve come back each time…
d) Finally, how exactly was the original post bating you? Did I miss a paragraph somewhere that said, “Dr BLT can’t celebrate christmas anymore”, or “I dare dr BLT to comment on this post”? Drop the persecution complex already, it’s getting REALLY annoying.

By: False Prophet

False Prophet — Thu, 24 Nov 2005 22:11:44 +0000

Timmah, isn’t it worse for us Canucks? At least south of the border, the holiday shopping season doesn’t start until mid-November. For us, two days before Halloween you can see the Christmas stuff trickle in…

By: chimera

chimera — Thu, 24 Nov 2005 17:53:24 +0000

Doc, you think you’re abused here? Sheesh. What a wimp you are. oh! I just abused you.

But seriously, Doc. Aside from what?, maybe 3 posts with allusions to violence which you then totally hyped and blew out of proportion, what abuse? Y’know, we’re not like your typical Red-staters and FOX viewers; we remember what we read last week or last month. So you can’t keep on with the “somebody said they wanted to do this” when they didn’t, really. We’ll call you on it.

And if the language gets a bit rough here sometimes, well, y’know, we’re all grown-ups who have been “out there” in the world. If your too-delicate sensibilities are offended or distressed by insults and/or harsh words, maybe you should go hang out in a coffee house instead of a bar. Ya think?

And, honey, this ain’t abuse you get here. And you know it.

By: Marq

Marq — Thu, 24 Nov 2005 16:13:44 +0000

Oh, and Brad… is that photo (and I’m not talking about the tree, here)…um,,, you?

By: Dr. BLT, The Song Blogger

Dr. BLT, The Song Blogger — Thu, 24 Nov 2005 16:13:13 +0000

Timmah, I’m a Canuck too, remember? Hey, they don’t even celebrate Thanksgiving in New Zealand, but that didn’t stop them from playing the song over there. The radio station that debuted the song even interviewed me about Thanksgiving and I was forced to tell them the old right-wing lie about it all starting with the Pilgrims at Plymouth Rock.

By: Marq

Marq — Thu, 24 Nov 2005 16:11:40 +0000

“May Cthulhu Grant You A Quick And Painless Death In This Season Of Ice,”

Ah, good times.

By: Timmah420

Timmah420 — Thu, 24 Nov 2005 14:47:00 +0000

Honestly, I would listen to it, but thanksgiving for us northerners was months ago. Old hat for me.
How come you guys have it so close to christmas?

By: Dr. BLT, Song Blogger

Dr. BLT, Song Blogger — Thu, 24 Nov 2005 09:04:35 +0000

PS: One of you disappointed fans out there (someone who obviously doesn’t listen to the radio in New Zealand)has brought to my attention her utter dismay over being able to link my Thankgiving song. I’m sorry, my initial link contained a minor flaw: Here is the correct link for you to cut and paste. Once again, HAPPY THANKSGIVING!:

A Thank You Note:
words and music by Dr. BLT (c) 2005
http://www.drblt.com/music/ThankYOU.mp3

By: Dr. BLT, aka The Song Blogger

Dr. BLT, aka The Song Blogger — Thu, 24 Nov 2005 08:12:23 +0000

Timmah, you’ve made your point, and if you don’t start cussing me out, I’m going to have to add you to the list of people I need to thank. Just kidding, I can do without the foul, disparaging language.

You must understand that even shrinks, ones who are forced to attend 50 hours of therapy themselves as part of their doctoral program, can slip into self-destructive habits such as blogging on to sites where they know they’ll be abused. Your cyanide is cynicism, mine is blogging on to potentially hostile sites where I’m bound to get attacked.

By: Timmah420

Timmah420 — Thu, 24 Nov 2005 08:00:48 +0000

I like ‘Falwell Can Munch on Deez X-Mas Nutz.’ much better.

BLT –
I only posted that because I knew you would respond to it, and I wanted to prove you were full of it when you said you weren’t posting anymore.
But, looking back, it looks like you’ve proved that enough without my help.

By: Timmah420

Timmah420 — Thu, 24 Nov 2005 07:59:09 +0000

Hah!
I scientifically formulated that post as bait.
I just wanted to prove you were full of it when you said you weren’t coming back.

By: Jim Donahue

Jim Donahue — Thu, 24 Nov 2005 07:43:42 +0000

>>You Can Take That Christmas Tree And Shove It Right Up Your Ass!!!

Perhaps my fave subject line ever.

By: Dr. BLT, The Song Blogger

Dr. BLT, The Song Blogger — Thu, 24 Nov 2005 07:06:56 +0000

timmah, there you go again, speaking for the masses. Why not just come out and speak for
yourself–tell me you don’t like me. I can take it from you, because I’m pretty sure that you hate all right-wingers. In reality, there are a wide range of feelings for me at this site, all the way from hateful, murderous wishes/utter disgust and contempt to something dangerously close to Agape love.

zuzu, I’ve been called a lot worse things than a liar at this site, so if you want to believe I’m being anything less than 100% honest, then go right ahead. If you really want to press the issue, why don’t we bet on it? Put your money where your mouth is. I was sure I gave specific instructions to all of you not to bait me. You’re trying too hard to get me to fall off the wagon, when I’ve been so good with my Sadly, no! sobriety.

By: Dan Someone

Dan Someone — Thu, 24 Nov 2005 06:57:03 +0000

Aw c'mon, guys. In the spirit of the season, go easy on Herr Doktor Schweinfleisch. He's just trying to get away from his dismal job as a psychoanalysistogist and break into the very tough, but extremely lucrative, Bakersfield music industry. The guy is already huge on the New Zealand college circuit (all 14 of them!), so it's only a matter of time before he's headlining in Vegas! We should offer him our support, not our ridicule. OK, maybe a little ridicule.

By: zuzu

zuzu — Thu, 24 Nov 2005 06:26:26 +0000

If you don’t happen to live in New Zealand, where the song is presently airing on college radio, you won’t have heard this song on the radio yet.

“We’re big in Belgium.”

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Thu, 24 Nov 2005 06:25:52 +0000

Damn straight, chimera, let’s put the Paganism back in Yule!