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Can You Imagine The Uproar If James Taylor Played ‘Fire and Rain’?
ABOVE: La bruja loca no quiere el Snotcho.
Honk, snort, moo! It’s Malkin, and guess what? She’s upset about something today.
Michelle Malkin:
Heckuva job, Louie and Barry![...]
Using military resources for a cheap photo-op. Scaring the pants off the public. Exploiting 9/11 imagery for self-aggrandizement. Keeping secrets and causing mass panic.
Um, can you imagine if a GOP administration did this?
Trying, ungh…
Can you imagine?!
I know! We’ll use our imagi-na-tion.
Above: Imagi-na-tion!
Above: Using military resources for a cheap photo-op
Above: Scaring the pants off the public
Above: Exploiting 9/11 imagery for self-aggrandizement
Above: Keeping secrets
Above: Well, we were hysterical, anyway.
El Cid said,
April 28, 2009 at 22:43
This is unfair. Americans were scared after 9/11, so any amount of stupid was okay, because, you know, the best thing to do when you get all askeert is to get stupid.
actor212 said,
April 28, 2009 at 22:44
Gavin, if I could tip a cyberhat to you, this was well-played…
*polite golf clap*
Martini?
Rusty Shackleford said,
April 28, 2009 at 22:45
Using military resources for a cheap photo-op.
Photo-op: I do not think it means &c.
Rusty Shackleford said,
April 28, 2009 at 22:52
Not only that, but can you imagine if a group of people were completely different people?
Then liberal hypocrisy (LIEbural HIGHpahcrisy) would be exposed
Till said,
April 28, 2009 at 22:56
She seems to be attempting to make some kind of “libruls attacked Bush, but they luuuuuuuuuvvvvvv Obama” point. But lacking any specific examples of said libruls defending this, she can only make the usual noises and rely on her readers to connect the predictable dots.
Dan D said,
April 28, 2009 at 22:57
I’m trying to remember what useless and criminal war Obama started in order so he could stage that photo op…nope, not coming to me…
LittlePig said,
April 28, 2009 at 23:00
Hmmmm….my son (twenty) and I use that “Im-ag-in-a-tion” (complete with hand gestures) bit often, typically in a sarcastic manner. I knew Gavin was with it, but not THAT with it.
J— said,
April 28, 2009 at 23:05
Vroom! Only two more laps to the finish line! I’m in the lead! Out of my way! I’m almost there! Victory is mine!
Matt T. said,
April 28, 2009 at 23:06
I’m trying to remember what useless and criminal war Obama started in order so he could stage that photo op…nope, not coming to me…
See, I’m stuck on exactly which American city Obama let drown because he was waiting for the proper photo op. Or, for that matter, which region of the country got the shaft because Barry X appointed the guy who runs the Westminster dog show or some such.
Perhaps I’m thinking of another dude. And like Michelle Malkin or her howler monkeys gave a fuck about New York City for more than 10 minutes since 9/13.
Righteous Bubba said,
April 28, 2009 at 23:07
I do a pretty good Patrick. Listen:
HI SPONGEBOB.
Pere Ubu said,
April 28, 2009 at 23:10
Hell, I was just thinking the similar thing earlier.
Take one populace told for the last eight years that TEH EVIL PEPLE IS KUMING TO CHOP OUR HEDS OF and how could you blame them for getting nervous?
That said, I’m sure a lot of the bedwetters who ran for cover were the Hewitt-brand culture warriors who have talked a lot of trash about how they sit on the front lines in their orifice- ahem, offices in NYC.
Matt T. said,
April 28, 2009 at 23:11
That is pretty good, Bubba. Can you do a Sean Connery impersenation?
Redleg said,
April 28, 2009 at 23:11
What would be instructive for morans like Malkin would be to show that Obama uses the troops as backdrops far less frequently than Bush did.
Another point is that many wingnuts loved referring to Bush as the “commander in chief” but haven’t made a habit to referring to Obama the same way.
Pere Ubu said,
April 28, 2009 at 23:13
Galt-brand Snotchos – we pick the best!
Ask for them by name, or just refuse to leave a tip ’cause your waiter looked liberal.
Jonathan said,
April 28, 2009 at 23:15
Every time a conservative ideologue (of color) like Malkin opens her mouth or puts words to paper, it’s like all I can think about are the bizarro comics of yesteryear. Preying on amnesiacs isn’t cool.
PeeJ said,
April 28, 2009 at 23:15
Honk, snort, moo!
I thought one gets afflicted by bovilalia only when encountering cows. Like KLo. Live and learn.
Righteous Bubba said,
April 28, 2009 at 23:16
Ahem. “I love the moments of their deaths – when I am one with Zardoz.”
Huh? Talent or what?
Tommmcatt said,
April 28, 2009 at 23:17
What if a cigar were really a porcupine? Then the LIEbral conspiracy, etc, etc…
LittlePig said,
April 28, 2009 at 23:18
My son does an eerily good Patrick (aka Bill Fagerbakke just talking).
Spongebob, not so much – Tom Kenny stuff is hard (hell, the new guy doing Spongebob doesn’t do it that damn well).
J— said,
April 28, 2009 at 23:19
Is it time already to ruin Malkin’s day?
LittlePig said,
April 28, 2009 at 23:20
Huh? Talent or what?
Hmmm..try “Cathedral” and we’ll see.
(Better yet, Sean from The Rock: “Do yer best? Looshars do their best. Winnahrs go home and fuck the prom queen”).
LittlePig said,
April 28, 2009 at 23:22
Is it time already to ruin Malkin’s day?
Bwahahahahahaha. Took me a minute.
Fuck on Toast said,
April 28, 2009 at 23:23
Also, this particular fuckup of a photo-op wasn’t the President’s idea this time.
Rusty Shackleford said,
April 28, 2009 at 23:23
Fook the prom queen. They fook her.
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
April 28, 2009 at 23:24
But, but, Republican fear is good “Uniting the Country” fear.
Democrat (sic) fear is bad “Killing our Freedoms” fear.
PeeJ said,
April 28, 2009 at 23:25
Huh? Talent or what?
Can you do it without the stage hands getting into the shot?
WereBear said,
April 28, 2009 at 23:27
My favorite, from SNL:
Your mother, Trebek!
I can’t imagine living with Malkin. I imagine she does look like that a great deal of the time. Didn’t empty the dishwasher? Left your socks on the floor?
Uck.
Pere Ubu said,
April 28, 2009 at 23:29
So, let me get this straight – 9/11 good, except when 9/11 bad.
Righteous Bubba said,
April 28, 2009 at 23:30
Okay, listen everybody, see if you can guess this one, I’m still working on it:
In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power.
LittlePig said,
April 28, 2009 at 23:33
In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power.
You left out “Arroo!”
Mayor of Lower East Ratdropping, New Jersey. said,
April 28, 2009 at 23:39
I mean, good freakking lord.
That is a verbatim quote. I appreciate the post of video after it – but the idea that even someone who is **unbalanced FOR A WINGNUT** could still say that with a straight face….I mean….wtf? What does “insane” even mean any more?
PeeJ said,
April 28, 2009 at 23:41
Um, money, then power then “the woman?” As I recall it.
J— said,
April 28, 2009 at 23:42
In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power.
Cornelius Vanderbilt!
Righteous Bubba said,
April 28, 2009 at 23:42
The voice, man, the voice!. Use your ears.
Righteous Bubba said,
April 28, 2009 at 23:42
Okay okay. Needs work.
tigrismus said,
April 28, 2009 at 23:43
Tell you what, Michelle, let’s wait and see who New Yorkers vote for in the next election. If they vote for the Republican, then we’ll know they were traumatized by whatever happened and held Obama accountable, and that we were wrong to think it was no big deal. On the other hand, if they vote for Obama, we’ll know you were, as per usual, so full of shit as to approximate 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound cobag.
Lawnguylander said,
April 28, 2009 at 23:46
I’m ready, projection, I’m ready, projection.
Arguing With Signposts said,
April 28, 2009 at 23:46
So now Tom Ridge is talking about running for office.
My Gawd. “The Club for Growth is not universally popular within the Republican Party” – Rick Hertzberger, New Yorker. Well, universally popular with 21 percent would still get you … 21 percent.
Lawnguylander said,
April 28, 2009 at 23:48
Ahem. “I love the moments of their deaths – when I am one with Zardoz.”
I had to double check the Name box to make sure that wasn’t the real Sean Connery.
Righteous Bubba said,
April 28, 2009 at 23:49
Thanks!
Dan Someone said,
April 29, 2009 at 0:01
My best celebrity impersonation is Marcel Marceau:
See? I’m told it’s uncanny.
Smut Clyde said,
April 29, 2009 at 0:04
I could almost smell the decomposition.
Ryan said,
April 29, 2009 at 0:07
tigrismus:
Tell you what, Michelle, let’s wait and see who New Yorkers vote for in the next election.
Is it cool if I, and perhaps some other liberals, bookmark your comment?
Higgs Boson said,
April 29, 2009 at 0:11
I do believe I purchased the IMAGINATION Spongebob because it is the funniest thing ever, this side of Duck Amuck- thanks YouTuber, because Duck Amuck gets better and better. Screw Ball. Ha!
zombie rotten mcdonald said,
April 29, 2009 at 0:11
RB was even wearing the weird red diapers….
Righteous Bubba said,
April 29, 2009 at 0:12
Back in the regular diapers now, so it’s all good.
tigrismus said,
April 29, 2009 at 0:14
Ryan, I suppose so, but don’t hold me to the numbers; I may have drastically underestimated her shit load. I’m such a sweetheart in that way.
Smut Clyde said,
April 29, 2009 at 0:23
La bruja loca no quiere el Snotcho.
O-face DO NOT WANT.
Another kiwi said,
April 29, 2009 at 0:32
I am a big doofus!!
Cut that out RB! It’s not me , RB is using my voice.
My butt smells.
IanY77 said,
April 29, 2009 at 0:34
As soon as I saw that quote, I knew that either you or TBogg would put that response up. Great jorb!
Quaker in a Basement said,
April 29, 2009 at 0:37
ABOVE: La bruja loca no quiere el Snotcho.
Then may I suggest the Snotdog?
Righteous Bubba said,
April 29, 2009 at 0:43
I will now whistle Flight of the Bumblebee.
Righteous Bubba said,
April 29, 2009 at 0:43
There.
Cardinal Richelieu said,
April 29, 2009 at 0:45
None of those things sent people running away in terror.
APPLES, ORANGES.
KNOW THE DIFFERENCE, GOOFBALLS.
Smut Clyde said,
April 29, 2009 at 0:46
Prrrrprrrp
Ah feck, that wasn’t me. It must have been
the dogRB.Tommykey said,
April 29, 2009 at 0:48
What a horrible woman that Malkin is! I wouldn’t even want her to have my abortion.
Tommykey said,
April 29, 2009 at 0:49
Hey, what happened to my comment?
Righteous Bubba said,
April 29, 2009 at 0:50
Not if they had their duct tape. Yessir.
Smut Clyde said,
April 29, 2009 at 1:13
My impression of five famous artists.
Mr. Wonderful said,
April 29, 2009 at 1:26
Looshars do their besht.
owlbear1 said,
April 29, 2009 at 1:34
I think the ‘Malkin Project’ has been a roaring success.
When Secret Leader Soros said at the start, “Republicans will follow ANYONE who tells them they’re tough.” many scoffed but SL Soros proves once again infallible.
Tehanu said,
April 29, 2009 at 2:12
Are there ANY pictures of Malkin anywhere where her face isn’t distorted with rage?
Smut Clyde said,
April 29, 2009 at 2:51
Bad news, Tehanu. That’s not rage.
blowback said,
April 29, 2009 at 3:06
Cut the crap and go straight for the jugular. Whenever you want to show an image of Malkin why not show a real pig rather than Malkin appearing like a pig. This one looks far cuter:
http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2009/04/01/dining/01pigs2_ready.html
jim said,
April 29, 2009 at 5:40
“See?! We TOLD you Obama was a terrorist! Stop pointing & laughing, damn you!”
Their desperate scrambling – from here, it looks like a beautiful dance.
El Snotchero Grande said,
April 29, 2009 at 17:46
Self-Awareness, Michelle Malkin. Michelle Malkin, Self-Awareness. Good. Now you two have been properly introduced.
Bina said,
April 30, 2009 at 5:13
The Asian White Supremacist is angry. Why? Because that jet didn’t fly into the UN building, I suspect. Or something equally stupid. She’s unhinged, people, whaddya want?
Sirius Lunacy said,
May 1, 2009 at 17:42
Military pilots have to log air time to stay sharp and keep their ratings. I’m sure there were a few logistical details that may have cost a little more to the taxpayer, but probably not nearly as much as Michele would like to think. The aircraft carrier adventure surely cost the taxpayers more, but the most egregious example of using military resources for a cheap photo-op in my lifetime has to be the toppling of the Saddam statue. Even if you don’t count the cost of going into Baghdad. The cost of sealing off the square and importing hand pick “liberated Iraqis” had to be a record.