Comments on: It Seems the Republicans Hate the Troops Now Too http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2023.html Poise! Poise! Fri, 19 Mar 2010 20:20:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Marie Jon http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2023.html/comment-page-1#comment-42646 Marie Jon Sun, 20 Nov 2005 19:31:46 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002023.html#comment-42646 America, America God shed His grace on thee? By Marie Jon' America, you must be asleep. You received a letter from two men named Al; Al-Zawahiri and Al-Zarqawi, on Oct 11, 2005, laying out the full plan on just how these two world-wide known terrorists were going to win the debate in America. Unfortunately, it seems that the American public is buying into their plan. Bill Clinton is helping them do so. The AP reported: "Former President Bill Clinton told Arab students Wednesday the United States made a "big mistake" when it invaded Iraq, stoking the partisan debate back home over the war. " Al-Zawahiri and Al-Zarqawi want our government to cut and run and leave behind millions of innocent Iraqi people left to be slaughtered by the same Islamic fascists that are causing the trouble we are seeing all over the world. Just this week, we had a senior Congressman call for a total withdrawal from Iraq. What is he thinking? Doesn't he know that he is politicizing the war at our country's and troops' expense? The Congressman, whose name is John Murtha, sparked quite a controversy when he said: "Our troops have become the primary target of the insurgency; They are united against U.S. forces and we have become a catalyst for violence. The war in Iraq is not going as advertised. It is a flawed policy wrapped in illusion." He then went even further as he called for our troops to be removed from Iraq. I do not care if this man served in Vietnam. A liar named Senator John F. Kerry also served in Vietnam and made false accusations about the troops. Just as in Vietnam, our troops are being subverted. The very same neo-communists bastions of anti-American pacifists in this country are doing it all over again. America, wake up. This is not a quagmire. Vietnam is not only past history, but a despicable one at that. Millions of Vietnamese people were killed brutally after America withdrew her presence from there. Learn from past history when it comes to being swayed by the wrong voices that do not speak the truth. The Democrats are no longer a party that is telling the truth about Iraq. Their main enabler, the mainstream media, is doing the very same ugly spin and giving daily to our enemies more lies to help undo all the good that we have done. In Iraq and where ever else they hang their turbans and call home, terrorists are listening to a very unseemly and troubling disingenuous debate. The enabler of the Democrats, the mainstream media, are 90% far left in their political beliefs, and are eager to give America the shaft for the political gain of their preferred Party. These men and women of the old media have become a menace. They are a powerful group who has no conscience to the health and well-being of a nation. There is not much truth being told in the old media. America is fed disinformation and leftist propaganda. The media in many ways seems to be running the country. They are poisoning the well of truthful information regarding winning the war on terror by trying to depose a sitting president. At the same time, the media helps humiliate our brave and courageous troops by printing the lies about them. This all started with Abu Ghraib. Abu Ghraib is not an accurate reflection of our awesome troops who serve their country bravely and willingly. Those few who disgraced the uniform and the country were dealt with, and are serving time. But the media could not wait to tell you ad nausea what went on. The New York Times alone ran a streak of Abu Ghraib stories 37 days in a row. We all know the many lies about the troops that have been generated by the American media. Those lies have also caused more hate towards our troops. We were also told lies about Koran's being flushed down toilets and other falsehoods about Gitmo. Our troops are being told daily that our president lied to them about why they are in Iraq. The Democrats and the media are the villains and the real problems as to why America is loosing her will to do what is noble and good. America has a strategy, and an exit plan. We will leave when the Iraqi people are able to take care of themselves--and when we are asked to do so by the Iraqi government. The Iraqi's will hold another election on December 15th, 2005. America has done a more-than stellar job in Iraq. A real democracy is blooming. Be proud that freedom is on the march. America, God shed his grace on thee with patience and fortitude to stay the course. Remember, we got a letter from two men named Al. Al-Zawahiri and Al-Zarqawi are nodding their heads with agreement as the shameful Democrats spew the same gutless dribble to undermine a president and weaken his ability to lead our nation to victory. The patriots of America will not let them prevail. Interesting Related Article http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/11/16/politics/main1048605.shtml http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=47489 http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=47489 http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1145998/posts http://www.frontpagemag.com/Articles/ReadArticle.asp?ID=18572 http://www.frontpagemag.com/Articles/ReadArticle.asp?ID=20232 http://www.frontpagemag.com/Articles/ReadArticle.asp?ID=17396 http://www.dni.gov/release_letter_101105.html http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,171944,00.html http://www.theotheriraq.com/ Marie Jon' is a political and religious-based writer, and is the founder of PeoplePolitical.org and DrawingClose.org. Marie is a featured or guest writer whose work has appeared on many sites, including Capitolhillcoffeehouse.com, Therant.us, ChronWatch.com, and Commonconservative.com, to name a few. She is a columnist for Capitolhillcoffeehouse.com and The Daley Times Post and RenewAamerica.us and for Vincent Fiore blog website. Marie brings a refreshing and spirited point of view that is reflected in her writings, as well as a genuine and spiritual opinion regarding God and his teachings. Marie is an active Christian, a nurse, a student, and a patriotic American. Your comments, yea or nay regarding her writings, are always welcome. PeoplePolitical1@>aol.com America, America God shed His grace on thee?
By Marie Jon’

America, you must be asleep. You received a letter from two men named Al; Al-Zawahiri and Al-Zarqawi, on Oct 11, 2005, laying out the full plan on just how these two world-wide known terrorists were going to win the debate in America. Unfortunately, it seems that the American public is buying into their plan. Bill Clinton is helping them do so. The AP reported: “Former President Bill Clinton told Arab students Wednesday the United States made a “big mistake” when it invaded Iraq, stoking the partisan debate back home over the war. ”

Al-Zawahiri and Al-Zarqawi want our government to cut and run and leave behind millions of innocent Iraqi people left to be slaughtered by the same Islamic fascists that are causing the trouble we are seeing all over the world. Just this week, we had a senior Congressman call for a total withdrawal from Iraq. What is he thinking? Doesn’t he know that he is politicizing the war at our country’s and troops’ expense? The Congressman, whose name is John Murtha, sparked quite a controversy when he said: “Our troops have become the primary target of the insurgency; They are united against U.S. forces and we have become a catalyst for violence. The war in Iraq is not going as advertised. It is a flawed policy wrapped in illusion.”

He then went even further as he called for our troops to be removed from Iraq. I do not care if this man served in Vietnam. A liar named Senator John F. Kerry also served in Vietnam and made false accusations about the troops.

Just as in Vietnam, our troops are being subverted. The very same neo-communists bastions of anti-American pacifists in this country are doing it all over again. America, wake up. This is not a quagmire. Vietnam is not only past history, but a despicable one at that. Millions of Vietnamese people were killed brutally after America withdrew her presence from there. Learn from past history when it comes to being swayed by the wrong voices that do not speak the truth.

The Democrats are no longer a party that is telling the truth about Iraq. Their main enabler, the mainstream media, is doing the very same ugly spin and giving daily to our enemies more lies to help undo all the good that we have done.

In Iraq and where ever else they hang their turbans and call home, terrorists are listening to a very unseemly and troubling disingenuous debate. The enabler of the Democrats, the mainstream media, are 90% far left in their political beliefs, and are eager to give America the shaft for the political gain of their preferred Party.

These men and women of the old media have become a menace. They are a powerful group who has no conscience to the health and well-being of a nation. There is not much truth being told in the old media. America is fed disinformation and leftist propaganda. The media in many ways seems to be running the country. They are poisoning the well of truthful information regarding winning the war on terror by trying to depose a sitting president.

At the same time, the media helps humiliate our brave and courageous troops by printing the lies about them. This all started with Abu Ghraib. Abu Ghraib is not an accurate reflection of our awesome troops who serve their country bravely and willingly. Those few who disgraced the uniform and the country were dealt with, and are serving time. But the media could not wait to tell you ad nausea what went on. The New York Times alone ran a streak of Abu Ghraib stories 37 days in a row.

We all know the many lies about the troops that have been generated by the American media. Those lies have also caused more hate towards our troops. We were also told lies about Koran’s being flushed down toilets and other falsehoods about Gitmo. Our troops are being told daily that our president lied to them about why they are in Iraq.

The Democrats and the media are the villains and the real problems as to why America is loosing her will to do what is noble and good. America has a strategy, and an exit plan. We will leave when the Iraqi people are able to take care of themselves–and when we are asked to do so by the Iraqi government. The Iraqi’s will hold another election on December 15th, 2005.

America has done a more-than stellar job in Iraq. A real democracy is blooming. Be proud that freedom is on the march. America, God shed his grace on thee with patience and fortitude to stay the course. Remember, we got a letter from two men named Al. Al-Zawahiri and Al-Zarqawi are nodding their heads with agreement as the shameful Democrats spew the same gutless dribble to undermine a president and weaken his ability to lead our nation to victory. The patriots of America will not let them prevail.

Interesting Related Article

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/11/16/politics/main1048605.shtml

http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=47489

http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=47489

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1145998/posts

http://www.frontpagemag.com/Articles/ReadArticle.asp?ID=18572

http://www.frontpagemag.com/Articles/ReadArticle.asp?ID=20232

http://www.frontpagemag.com/Articles/ReadArticle.asp?ID=17396

http://www.dni.gov/release_letter_101105.html

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,171944,00.html

http://www.theotheriraq.com/

Marie Jon’ is a political and religious-based writer, and is the founder of PeoplePolitical.org and DrawingClose.org. Marie is a featured or guest writer whose work has appeared on many sites, including Capitolhillcoffeehouse.com, Therant.us, ChronWatch.com, and Commonconservative.com, to name a few. She is a columnist for Capitolhillcoffeehouse.com and The Daley Times Post and RenewAamerica.us and for Vincent Fiore blog website.

Marie brings a refreshing and spirited point of view that is reflected in her writings, as well as a genuine and spiritual opinion regarding God and his teachings. Marie is an active Christian, a nurse, a student, and a patriotic American. Your comments, yea or nay regarding her writings, are always welcome.
PeoplePolitical1@>aol.com

]]> By: mr. x http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2023.html/comment-page-1#comment-42645 mr. x Thu, 17 Nov 2005 04:42:35 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002023.html#comment-42645 Have you guys heard the new Rolling Stones tune "SWEET NEO CON"?? Says it all... Have you guys heard the new Rolling Stones tune “SWEET NEO CON”?? Says it all…

]]> By: toad734 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2023.html/comment-page-1#comment-42644 toad734 Thu, 17 Nov 2005 04:29:25 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002023.html#comment-42644 I thoughts it was obvious when they cut their benefits. I thoughts it was obvious when they cut their benefits.

]]> By: Timmah420 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2023.html/comment-page-1#comment-42643 Timmah420 Thu, 17 Nov 2005 04:24:57 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002023.html#comment-42643 <i>Of course with every rose, one has to watch out for the thorns. As that last sentence may reveal, some of the cynicism at this site has rubbed off on me. </i> Everrry rose has it's thorn. Just like everrrry night has it's dawwwwwawwwwnn And Every cowboy Sings a Sad, sad, Song... Of course with every rose, one has to watch out for the thorns. As that last sentence may reveal, some of the cynicism at this site has rubbed off on me.

Everrry rose has it’s thorn.
Just like everrrry night has it’s dawwwwwawwwwnn
And Every cowboy Sings a Sad, sad, Song…

]]> By: mr. x http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2023.html/comment-page-1#comment-42642 mr. x Thu, 17 Nov 2005 03:05:56 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002023.html#comment-42642 FAR AWAY EYES (M. Jagger/K. Richards) I was driving home early Sunday morning through Bakersfield Listening to gospel music on the colored radio station And the preacher said, "You know you always have the Lord by your side" And I was so pleased to be informed of this that I ran Twenty red lights in his honor Thank you Jesus, thank you lord FAR AWAY EYES
(M. Jagger/K. Richards)

I was driving home early Sunday morning through Bakersfield
Listening to gospel music on the colored radio station
And the preacher said, “You know you always have the
Lord by your side”

And I was so pleased to be informed of this that I ran
Twenty red lights in his honor
Thank you Jesus, thank you lord

]]> By: dk http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2023.html/comment-page-1#comment-42641 dk Thu, 17 Nov 2005 01:36:44 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002023.html#comment-42641 n'existe pas n’existe pas

]]> By: The Dark Avenger http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2023.html/comment-page-1#comment-42640 The Dark Avenger Thu, 17 Nov 2005 00:51:31 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002023.html#comment-42640 AIC, Dr. BLT lives about an hours' drive south of me in Bakersfield, CA, which is full of churches, oilfields, Okies, and their descendants. This explains a lot, IMHO........... AIC, Dr. BLT lives about an hours’ drive south of me in Bakersfield, CA, which is full of churches, oilfields, Okies, and their descendants.

This explains a lot, IMHO………..

]]> By: Marq http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2023.html/comment-page-1#comment-42639 Marq Wed, 16 Nov 2005 15:33:08 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002023.html#comment-42639 Ah, if only some extraterrestrial Blancmange would go about converting more people into Scottsmen. It would be worth losing Wimbledon to those custardy bastards. Ah, if only some extraterrestrial Blancmange would go about converting more people into Scottsmen. It would be worth losing Wimbledon to those custardy bastards.

]]> By: Dan Someone http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2023.html/comment-page-1#comment-42638 Dan Someone Wed, 16 Nov 2005 11:04:09 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002023.html#comment-42638 Oh, I neglected the mention the best part of that little vignette: The whole event was made eminently tolerable by the fact that the young man bought me a whisky. In fact, my whole trip (about two weeks bopping around the Highlands and Orkney), I think I had to buy my own Scotch exactly once. Every other time, there was always someone willing to spring for me. Nice folks the Scots, and in my experience entirely undeserving of their rep as tightwads. Oh, I neglected the mention the best part of that little vignette: The whole event was made eminently tolerable by the fact that the young man bought me a whisky. In fact, my whole trip (about two weeks bopping around the Highlands and Orkney), I think I had to buy my own Scotch exactly once. Every other time, there was always someone willing to spring for me.

Nice folks the Scots, and in my experience entirely undeserving of their rep as tightwads.

]]> By: Dan Someone http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2023.html/comment-page-1#comment-42637 Dan Someone Wed, 16 Nov 2005 11:02:44 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002023.html#comment-42637 Speaking of Ray Stevens reminds me of a trip I took to Scotland many years ago, hitchhiking around and staying in hostels. I wound up on Orkney, pub crawling with some folks I had hooked up with, and, as the lone American in the bunch, was buttonholed by a drunk young man who wanted to discuss the monarchy and the Royal Family with me. Meanwhile, his young and presumably equally drunk wife was pumping coins into the jukebox on the wall and playing her favorite song, over and over again: Ray Stevens' "The Streak." Ah, good times, good times.... Speaking of Ray Stevens reminds me of a trip I took to Scotland many years ago, hitchhiking around and staying in hostels. I wound up on Orkney, pub crawling with some folks I had hooked up with, and, as the lone American in the bunch, was buttonholed by a drunk young man who wanted to discuss the monarchy and the Royal Family with me. Meanwhile, his young and presumably equally drunk wife was pumping coins into the jukebox on the wall and playing her favorite song, over and over again: Ray Stevens’ “The Streak.”

Ah, good times, good times….

]]> By: mr. x http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2023.html/comment-page-1#comment-42636 mr. x Wed, 16 Nov 2005 07:41:16 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002023.html#comment-42636 Well Henry, here's one for you then. The GOP seem to be like rats leaving a stinking ship, eh? Captain Ahab at the helm, aye, cap'n, I'll get rid of that Powell for ya and bring Miss Kitty Hawk up to the bridge. Yes cap'n, I have four knees, give me some cheese, rat baby, yah! Oops! That's an elephant that has four knees, isn't it? Oh well an elephant never forgets... Now, back to the hunt for that great white whale... Well Henry, here’s one for you then. The GOP seem to be like rats leaving a stinking ship, eh? Captain Ahab at the helm, aye, cap’n, I’ll get rid of that Powell for ya and bring Miss Kitty Hawk up to the bridge. Yes cap’n, I have four knees, give me some cheese, rat baby, yah! Oops! That’s an elephant that has four knees, isn’t it? Oh well an elephant never forgets… Now, back to the hunt for that great white whale…

]]> By: Dr. BLT, Song Blogger http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2023.html/comment-page-1#comment-42635 Dr. BLT, Song Blogger Wed, 16 Nov 2005 07:24:28 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002023.html#comment-42635 Henry, your comment reminds me of that Rodney Dangerfield movie (I think it's called Back to School) where Dangerfield notices a note on the door saying that his teacher is ill and he goes around jumping up and down yelling, "I've got no class! I've got no class!" Henry, your comment reminds me of that Rodney Dangerfield movie (I think it’s called Back to School) where Dangerfield notices a note on the door saying that his teacher is ill and he goes around jumping up and down yelling, “I’ve got no class! I’ve got no class!”

]]> By: Henry Holland http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2023.html/comment-page-1#comment-42634 Henry Holland Wed, 16 Nov 2005 07:03:23 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002023.html#comment-42634 Oh for fucks sake, another comments thread derailed by that cunt BLT. Please make it stop, Seb, please.... Oh for fucks sake, another comments thread derailed by that cunt BLT. Please make it stop, Seb, please….

]]> By: mr. x http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2023.html/comment-page-1#comment-42633 mr. x Wed, 16 Nov 2005 07:01:06 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002023.html#comment-42633 Dr. BLT, Song Blogger, Yeah, I know that tune. "... it gets worse here every day..." Anyway, keep your powder dry and maybe I'll see you on up the trail somewhere. Dr. BLT, Song Blogger,
Yeah, I know that tune. “… it gets worse here every day…” Anyway, keep your powder dry and maybe I’ll see you on up the trail somewhere.

]]> By: Dr. BLT, Song Blogger http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2023.html/comment-page-1#comment-42632 Dr. BLT, Song Blogger Wed, 16 Nov 2005 06:33:52 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002023.html#comment-42632 Mr. X, Welcome to the Jungle. You may or may not recall that song by Guns and Roses. Well, figurately speaking, I've had to dodge a few guns around here, but I must admit there are a few roses as well. Of course with every rose, one has to watch out for the thorns. As that last sentence may reveal, some of the cynicism at this site has rubbed off on me. Mr. X, Welcome to the Jungle. You may or may not recall that song by Guns and Roses. Well, figurately speaking, I’ve had to dodge a few guns around here, but I must admit there are a few roses as well. Of course with every rose, one has to watch out for the thorns. As that last sentence may reveal, some of the cynicism at this site has rubbed off on me.

]]> By: mr. x http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2023.html/comment-page-1#comment-42631 mr. x Wed, 16 Nov 2005 05:41:11 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002023.html#comment-42631 Dr. BLT, Song Blogger, How very astute! I am not the average law of the jungle type. There is so much I do not know. I only have what I have read of you recently to go on. I, too, am cynical of politics in general. Sorry to come on this blog with such a roar. Dr. BLT, Song Blogger,

How very astute! I am not the average law of the jungle type. There is so much I do not know. I only have what I have read of you recently to go on. I, too, am cynical of politics in general. Sorry to come on this blog with such a roar.

]]> By: Dr. BLT, Song Blogger http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2023.html/comment-page-1#comment-42630 Dr. BLT, Song Blogger Wed, 16 Nov 2005 05:07:45 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002023.html#comment-42630 Mr. X, I don't blame you for accusing conservatives of being good at playing the blame game. I see plenty of blame to go around on both sides when it comes to playing the blame game, but I suggest that we get away from blaming and shaming one another. Blaming and shaming are the hallmarks of families in which one or both parents are alcoholics. Furthermore, Ray Stevens is the last person I would blame for anything. I consider him extremely entertaining and talented. "The Streak" is one of the more memorable songs of the 70s. As for the irony of the conservative "misnomer," I understand what you're trying to say. Many folks who call themselves conservative certainly don't behave in a manner that could be called conservative by any stretch of the imagination. As for me making a great target, I do set myself up for much of it, but you don't seem to go too far in taking advantage of the situation. You seem to have a little more mercy and a little more respect than the average lion who roams around in this jungle. Mr. X, I don’t blame you for accusing conservatives of being good at playing the blame game. I see plenty of blame to go around on both sides when it comes to playing the blame game, but I suggest that we get away from blaming and shaming one another. Blaming and shaming are the hallmarks of families in which one or both parents are alcoholics.

Furthermore, Ray Stevens is the last person I would blame for anything. I consider him extremely entertaining and talented. “The Streak” is one of the more memorable songs of the 70s.

As for the irony of the conservative “misnomer,” I understand what you’re trying to say. Many folks who call themselves conservative certainly don’t behave in a manner that could be called conservative by any stretch of the imagination. As for me making a great target, I do set myself up for much of it, but you don’t seem to go too far in taking advantage of the situation. You seem to have a little more mercy and a little more respect than the average lion who roams around in this jungle.

]]> By: mr. x http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2023.html/comment-page-1#comment-42629 mr. x Wed, 16 Nov 2005 04:28:35 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002023.html#comment-42629 You can blame Ray Stevens for that one. "Conservatives" are good at the blame game. Question: Isn't conservative a misnomer? They are not conservative on spending, energy use, or the environment. Maybe it's the attire, yeah, that's it. Sorry to razz you but you make yourself a target. You can blame Ray Stevens for that one. “Conservatives” are good at the blame game. Question: Isn’t conservative a misnomer? They are not conservative on spending, energy use, or the environment. Maybe it’s the attire, yeah, that’s it. Sorry to razz you but you make yourself a target.

]]> By: Dr. BLT, Song Blogger http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2023.html/comment-page-1#comment-42628 Dr. BLT, Song Blogger Wed, 16 Nov 2005 03:49:43 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002023.html#comment-42628 Mr. X, you've got quite the imagination. Why stop at a song? Build a movie around the song, and make a soundtrack. Mr. X, you’ve got quite the imagination. Why stop at a song? Build a movie around the song, and make a soundtrack.

]]> By: mr. x http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2023.html/comment-page-1#comment-42627 mr. x Wed, 16 Nov 2005 03:10:21 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002023.html#comment-42627 He's free as the breeze, He's always at ease. He lives in the jungle And hangs by his knees, As he swings through trees Without a trapeeze, In his BVD's. A-hoo hoo! He's got a union card And he's practicin' hard To play the gitar. Gon' be a big star, Yeah he's gonna go far. An' carry moonbeams home in a jar! He ordered Chet's guitar course COD, Makes A&E an' he's workin' on B. Digs C&W&R&B an' an' me an' a chimpanzee Agree that one day soon he'll be, A celebrity. Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it! OWWWWWWWWW! Gitarzan! He's a gitar man! He's all you can stand, Give him a hand, Gitarzan! (Tarzan yell) (Coughing) He's gotta girl named Jane, With no last name. Kinda homely and plain, But he loves her just the same. 'Cause she kindles a flame, And it drives him insane, When he hears her sing. She really does her thing. It's here claim to fame, Come on, sing one Jane: Baby, baby, Whaooooo Baby! (Scatting) Whaooooo Baby! How 'bout that, Lets here it for Jane! Thank ya' folks. Well, they gotta pet monkey, He likes to get drunky, And sing boogie woogie, And it sounds real funky, Come on, yo' time, boy, Sing one monkey, Here we go, (Monkey grunts) Lets here it for the monkey! Whooooo! (He He He He) On Saturday night they need some excitement, Jane gets right and the monkey gets tight, And their voices unite, in the pale moon light, And it sounds alright, yeah, it's dynamite, It's outta sight. Let's hear it, right nnnnnnnnow! (Gitarzan, Jane, and monkery all together) Jane: Shut up baby, I'm tryin' to sing! Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it! Owwwwwww! Gitarzan! And his jungle band! They're all you can stand, Give 'em a hand, Gitarzan! He’s free as the breeze,
He’s always at ease.
He lives in the jungle
And hangs by his knees,
As he swings through trees
Without a trapeeze,
In his BVD’s.
A-hoo hoo!

He’s got a union card
And he’s practicin’ hard
To play the gitar.
Gon’ be a big star,
Yeah he’s gonna go far.
An’ carry moonbeams home in a jar!

He ordered Chet’s guitar course COD,
Makes A&E an’ he’s workin’ on B.
Digs C&W&R&B an’ an’ me an’ a chimpanzee
Agree that one day soon he’ll be,
A celebrity.
Get it!
Get it!
Get it!
Get it!
OWWWWWWWWW!

Gitarzan!
He’s a gitar man!
He’s all you can stand,
Give him a hand,
Gitarzan!

(Tarzan yell)
(Coughing)

He’s gotta girl named Jane,
With no last name.
Kinda homely and plain,
But he loves her just the same.
‘Cause she kindles a flame,
And it drives him insane,
When he hears her sing.
She really does her thing.
It’s here claim to fame,
Come on, sing one Jane:

Baby, baby, Whaooooo Baby!
(Scatting)
Whaooooo Baby!

How ’bout that,
Lets here it for Jane!

Thank ya’ folks.

Well, they gotta pet monkey,
He likes to get drunky,
And sing boogie woogie,
And it sounds real funky,
Come on, yo’ time, boy,
Sing one monkey,
Here we go,

(Monkey grunts)

Lets here it for the monkey!
Whooooo!
(He He He He)

On Saturday night they need some excitement,
Jane gets right and the monkey gets tight,
And their voices unite, in the pale moon light,
And it sounds alright, yeah, it’s dynamite,
It’s outta sight.
Let’s hear it, right nnnnnnnnow!

(Gitarzan, Jane, and monkery all together)

Jane:
Shut up baby, I’m tryin’ to sing!

Get it!
Get it!
Get it!
Get it!
Owwwwwww!

Gitarzan!
And his jungle band!
They’re all you can stand,
Give ‘em a hand, Gitarzan!

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