It must be very strange to be President Bush. A man of extraordinary vision and brilliance approaching to genius, he can’t get anyone to notice. He is like a great painter or musician who is ahead of his time, and who unveils one masterpiece after another to a reception that, when not bored, is hostile.
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UPDATE: Of all the thousands of posts we have done over the years, this one seems to most outrage the Left, I suppose because it is so at odds with liberals’ cherished illusions about President Bush.

That’s not outrage. That’s projectile vomiting. But I realize the distinction is largely opaque to you, Stool-Groomer.

Let us stipulate, for the sake of her argument, that Gore is in it entirely for the money. Let’s say his ONLY motivation is to get legislation passed that will profit him. Let’s say he takes the money he makes from green initiatives and spends it on cocaine, hookers and fried chicken.

How, exactly, does that make him different from 99.999999% of the lobbyists and hacks who testify in Congress on behalf of banks, car companies, pharmaceutical companies, insurance companies and airlines? Is there a rule that says Congressional testimony is to be discarded if you can show the witness has a vested interest in the outcome?

Not only is she wrong because she’s wrong, she’s wrong because even if she’s right, she’s still wrong.

You sound like my ex.”

What, nothing about the upstroke?

And the rocket’s red glow
The big butt’s methane flow,
Gave proof to the libs,
That Assmissile’s a schmo.

Which makes you the equerry daiquiri doc?

Ah, ha ha ha ha.

So many fish, and such a tiny barrel.

hum. maybe I should proofread my posts BEFORE hitting the “Submit” key.

what fun would THAT be?

You mean I’m 63.63 times more literate than kids these days?

Actually sounds about right, quite frankly.

Damn, that IS easy.

I got a 700 on my English SATs, really I did.

He’s the guy over there with the double helping for snotchos.

*suggestive ellipses