Comments on: Duff Ire Next Time

By: Johnny Pez

Johnny Pez — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 06:28:11 +0000

An army of Scarlett Johansson clones.

By: Johnny Pez

Johnny Pez — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 06:22:10 +0000

You won’t be laughing then.

Salivating, maybe.

By: lobbey

lobbey — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 05:51:09 +0000

those Alan keys commentators are a whole lot of crazy:

The REAL candidates we need, such as Ron Paul and Jesse Ventura will be hit by massive media blackouts, smears and lies.
Keyes would have been a great presidential candidate, and probably an excellent president.
However, Obama is CFR, and 9th cousin to George W Bush. Obama is also kin to Dick Cheney. I mean come on, look at the Bush family.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 01:16:13 +0000

Wish Thers a happy birthday.
I keep reading the name of the website as ‘rum-prost!.com’, and that starts off the lager and the schnapps and the drinking songs, and I get side-tracked.

By: M. Bouffant

M. Bouffant — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 01:01:40 +0000

Believe it or shove it, per that Wiki thing,

Keyes earned his PhD in government affairs from Harvard University in 1979, having written a dissertation on Alexander Hamilton and constitutional theory, under Harvey C. Mansfield.

Harvard, yet. Maybe there were no psychiatric services available to Harvard students in the ’70s. Of course, Al does a very good job of making sure he’s referred to as “Doctor.”

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 01:00:54 +0000

‘Accredited’ may have a completely different meaning from the meaning he thinks it means, but it has ONE MORE SYLLABLE than ‘credited’, which makes it more scholastical.

By: commie atheist

commie atheist — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 00:34:41 +0000

Here’s the link to R.B.’s Alan Keyes article, MzNicky:
http://www.prisonplanet.com/alan-keys-government-will-stage-terror-declare-martial-law.html

And here’s the saddest part:

Keyes is best known for his performance during the 2000 Republican presidential debates, when he was accredited by many media outlets as being the clear winner during a series of debates with George W. Bush and John McCain.

By: commie atheist

commie atheist — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 00:31:27 +0000

I first read the Keyes line as implying that Dr. Ambassador Al himself would be staging terror & declaring martial law.

Well, that’s about all he’s got let, considering how he’s gotten progressively more batshit insane as time has gone by. I mean, the guy has gone from being a candidate for president, to losing badly to Obama in a Senate race, to being a birther, and now to being as whacked-out a conspiracy theorist as…well, Alex Jones. The guy has definitely hit rock bottom.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 00:03:59 +0000

Actually, wait a minute, I got that Keyes shit off Usenet.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 00:00:16 +0000

Big Hollywood has it all.

By: MzNicky

MzNicky — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 23:51:19 +0000

Oh Bubba. Where do you find this stuff? I mean, Holy fucking God in fucking Heaven. I just said that because I can’t come even close to saying that on my local newspaper web site.

Also: “DR.” Alan Keyes?

By: MzNicky

MzNicky — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 23:41:18 +0000

I was just surprised that they understood the sticker’s meaning.

Seriously. That thought has crossed my mind also. It’s a conundrum, isn’t it?

By: Pere Ubu

Pere Ubu — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 23:39:49 +0000

ewerickson: Need a beer, I’ve decided. Writing three columns in two hours is exhausting.

Admittedly, I figure pulling stuff out of your ass for two hours straight would indeed be rather tiring, if only for the repetitive bending over.

By: M. Bouffant

M. Bouffant — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 23:38:12 +0000

That Business Plot was a serious (& secret) deal, not public temper tantrums.

I first read the Keyes line as implying that Dr. Ambassador Al himself would be staging terror & declaring martial law. Hmmm …

But nothing serious that, say, the Koch Bros. do to “restore the real etc.,” will be public.

Yrs. in Paranoia,
I remain, &tc.

By: Pere Ubu

Pere Ubu — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 23:38:04 +0000

And it would have worked too, if it wasn’t for that meddling Smedley Butler.

And that big slobbery weird dog of his!

I’m guessing that Bush never had to stage a terror attack because Congress was pretty much willing to hand him their asses on a platter – and after 2006 or so, it just wasn’t fun any more and Bush’s attention started to turn elsewhere.

Basically, thank god he was as much of a fuckup and a lazy shit as he was. If he’d been, oh, say, Ashcroft, we’d all be sitting in a camp somewhere in Colorado right now wonderinf WTF happened.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 23:37:42 +0000

Yet another veiled reference to the penis, no doubt. Two illustrations from my forthcoming monograph on "The Veiled Penis in Western Religious Iconography".

By: commie atheist

commie atheist — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 23:19:37 +0000

For those of you saying that the wingnuts of the 30s were somehow less prone to organized sedition, might I remind y’all of the Business Plot?

And it would have worked too, if it wasn’t for that meddling Smedley Butler.

By: commie atheist

commie atheist — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 23:17:58 +0000

Alan Keyes: Government Will Stage Terror, Declare Martial Law

Alan Keyes is making sense. Oh, wait a minute – he’s talking about Obama. I thought this was a flashback to 2004, when Bush was going to stage another terror attack and declare martial law. Never mind.

By: M. Bouffant

M. Bouffant — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 23:04:24 +0000

Quick!! Everyone to RedState!! (Or the Macon Dung-Pile, or whatever other sad outlets E 2 da R has.)

ewerickson: Need a beer, I’ve decided. Writing three columns in two hours is exhausting.

Man. The carefully detailed & thorough research that goes into his stuff. A veritable Goldberg.

By: PeeJ

PeeJ — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 22:54:29 +0000

Beyoncé has a penis? How did I miss this news?

It is so small as to be non-newsworthy.