Comments on: You Simply MUST Be Shitting Me

By: Marq

Marq — Sun, 06 Nov 2005 13:40:23 +0000

Viaduct? Why a duck?1?

By: WTF?

WTF? — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 12:56:01 +0000

I’m still laughing at what happened when the Bushies tried to throw this type of crap at their own base. “Why you just don’t like Myers because she’s a woman. Wah, wah, wah.” Of course, without their base supporting them, who was there to let them get away with it?

This one is even better, though. Like anybody freaking discriminates against Italian-Americans in 2005. Yep, next thing you know, we liberals are going to be bashing the Irish.

By: AngryKevin

AngryKevin — Wed, 02 Nov 2005 05:17:41 +0000

Never have I been so ashamed to be Democrat.

Guess I have to switch parties now. I mean, the racial ethnic cleansing by the thousands in New Orleans is one thing, but making millionaire Supreme Court nominees face etnic nicknames like “Scalito” is deplorable.

Besides, I heard his real nickname is Samuel “Bareback” Alito. I don’t know what that means, mind you. It’s just what I’ve heard.

By: Grow some balls

Grow some balls — Wed, 02 Nov 2005 04:14:19 +0000

Oh, the face-reddening, eye-widening, vein-popping outrage from the same folks who brought us “Hitlery Clinton” and “Barney Fag.”
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Don’t forget Rep. Tom Coburn (R-OK) who cried on the floor of the Senate about how devisive America had become, after he called for the murder of abortion doctors.

http://thinkprogress.org/2005/09/13/coburns-hypocrisy-a-crying-shame/

By: lawtalkinguy

lawtalkinguy — Wed, 02 Nov 2005 02:58:16 +0000

“In this day and age, what the f*** is this world coming to? I can’t believe this, prejudice against – a Jew broad – prejudice against Italians.”

By: Kenneth A

Kenneth A — Wed, 02 Nov 2005 02:57:40 +0000

Boy, this is stupid on so many levels.

For one thing…

If the intention is supposedly to mock Alito’s Italian heritage, why replace is Italian surname with a different Italian surname?

It’s like making of fun “Hanz” by giving him the nickname “Franz”.

In other words, it makes absolutely no sense.

But RNC talking points rarely do.

By: Gus

Gus — Wed, 02 Nov 2005 02:50:35 +0000

But some of my best friends are greasy guineas!

By: chimera

chimera — Tue, 01 Nov 2005 19:20:18 +0000

Shee-it, we liberal Eyetalian disowned Scalia ages ago. The wingnuts are going to have to find some other ethnic group to be having hissy fits on behalf of.

By: gus

gus — Tue, 01 Nov 2005 16:50:35 +0000

Let’s go with WOPner, I like it

By: optimus prime

optimus prime — Tue, 01 Nov 2005 14:52:11 +0000

Alito is Italian? Where’s the monkey organ grinder?

By: The G Woman

The G Woman — Tue, 01 Nov 2005 13:21:29 +0000

As an Italian Jew, Scalito is not cool enough for my peeps.

No libito should belong to some other ethnic group all together.

By: Jimbo

Jimbo — Tue, 01 Nov 2005 11:58:59 +0000

Scalito is pretty bad.

How about…ummm….Mussolito?

Will that work then?

Can we vet this with the wingnuts?

By: Schmitt.

Schmitt. — Tue, 01 Nov 2005 11:07:50 +0000

Lesson learned: if you combine two Italian surnames (in order to emphasise the simiarity of views between the bearers of those names,) you get a word which sounds Italian. Ergo it is a racial slur.

-Schmitt.

By: Andrew A. Gill

Andrew A. Gill — Tue, 01 Nov 2005 10:56:57 +0000

s.z.–

And two, your change…

By: Scorpio

Scorpio — Tue, 01 Nov 2005 10:52:03 +0000

As Hunter on dKos wrote, being Italian and Catholic is not necessarily something to make one an asshole, despite Scalia and Alito. No — the wingnut, controlling philosophy misnamed “conservative” is what does it.

We need queens to circle the Supreme Court and Congress singing him love songs for his strong, silent dominance.

By: Harry Cheddar

Harry Cheddar — Tue, 01 Nov 2005 09:40:27 +0000

Beats what his law clerks call him: Justice Fuckstick.

By: s.z.

s.z. — Tue, 01 Nov 2005 07:55:15 +0000

Brad, as Don Vittorio Scalito said after Homer and Krusty did that tiny bicycle trick, “Grazie, grazie. You have-a brought great joy to this old Italian stereotype.” (And then he said, ” No, we just won’t kill you. But you still owe us the money. …$48.”

By: aaron

aaron — Tue, 01 Nov 2005 07:17:59 +0000

This is the best they can do? Wow, without Rove there’s barely one brain between them, eh?

By: Misha, The Anti-rottweiler Idiotarian

Misha, The Anti-rottweiler Idiotarian — Tue, 01 Nov 2005 06:40:34 +0000

Come on, everyone. It’s not cool to be insensitive to the italian-american conservative SC nominees. Especially because they’ll probably put a hit out on you.

By: scurvy

scurvy — Tue, 01 Nov 2005 05:59:03 +0000

thank god for drudge and his sources. i didn’t realize how little i thought of my people.

scalito
scalito
his constitutional views are neato!