“Go to a hobby store. Buy a scale model of a U.N. One-World-Government Black Helicopter and a tube of glue. Toss the model kit. Sniff the entire tube of glue. You’re all set for the party.”

http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/commentary/la-oe-cooper15-2009apr15,0,3158535.story

Pajamas Media TV has discovered him and brought him on board to be the face of PJTV’s American Tea Party project.

lol wut? Sorry, I missed the meeting, I was making myself a cup of tea. Was DA talking to me there? I hope to hell he didn’t volunteer me for another fucking committee.

…we meet once again masked in the secrecy of night and also masked in the secrecy of wearing masks. We are a secretive, masked bunch, with secret masks generously provided on the sly by the Soros Foundations Network.

Wait, what? THERE WERE MASKS??? FREE, seekrit, Soros-provided masks?

Fuck, NO ONE tells me ANYTHING!! I’ve been attending these stupid boring planning meetings for years, AND baking the cookies for break time and the one time there’s GOOD, FREE stuff is the one time I’m not there.

I hate you guys and your stoopid revolushun club.

I QUIT!

PS I do not know if there were any tea parties here deep in wildest rural Republican Connecticut for me to infiltrate because I didn’t care enough to find out; but I did just get a robo-call from those NOM assholes. Good luck to those homophobic douchebags getting support from anyone here in Mind Your Own Fucking Business Because We Are Kickin’ It Old-school-GOP Land.

…and this is different from the tea parties…how??

The malkin thing said it in the context of it being about the people and not the stars on stage, which is to say as part of an “it’s NOT ASTROTURF” rant.

At which point Sam Wurzelbacher took the stage and she lead the audience in a rousing chorus of “Heil Joe Six-Pack!”

Again: THIS IS THE BEST DAY.

Here at Bimler Research Laboratories we have found that if you put endives in the blender along with rum, lime juice, sugar and ice, you obtain a chicory daiquiri.

Here’s a funny picture of woman wearing hat made of teabags in the rain.

Some scrolling required.

http://www.marcmaron.com/

Or maybe this one:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maron

He’s, uhhhhhhhhhh, he’s using the Italian slang word for dumbass.

Yea, ya maron, now git wit da program, eh?

(sorry, DA, it was the best I could do on short notice)

It’s like the world is deliberately contriving a way to make my prediction of a caretaker government true. The ruling party is now dealing with an opposition that thinks the way to get people to ignore the obsessive repetition of race-hate memes is to sucker them in with Austrian economics. All they have to do at this point is start pushing Belgian endive.

As they are, however, large figures in public discourse, they should be aired as well as the more reasonable voices. To ask for anything else would be hypocritical.

Cokie Roberts, OTOH, ought to get slapped upside the haid. Or maybe she did and that’s the problem. And yes, Juan Williams can go fuck himself as well. There, I’m showing how fair and balanced I am.

What do you mean? Is she distancing herself from the protests already?