Oct
31

Let’s just ruin this from the get-go…




Posted at 16:11 by Gavin M.

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“Hi, I’m Boz Scaggs, and this song is called…”

Alito be runnin’, havin’ great big fun, until he got the note…
Sayin’ toe the line or blow, and that was all he wrote.
He be makin’ like a beeline, headin’ for the borderline; goin’ for broke…

Sayin’ one more hit ought to do it,
This joint ain’t nothin’ to it,
One more for the ro-oh-oh-oh-oad…

…Alito,
Whoa-oh-oh-o-o-oh,
He’s for the money, he’s for the show,
Alito’s waitin’ for the go, oh (ho!),
A-lito,
Whoa-oh-oh oh-o-o-ooh…

He said, “One more job ought to get it,
One last shot ‘fore we quit it
One more for the road…”

6 Comments »

  1. Mandrillus Sphinx said,

    October 31, 2005 at 16:47

    Double post!

  2. Mandrillus Sphinx said,

    October 31, 2005 at 16:48

    Double post!

    -Just kidding.

  3. Dan Someone said,

    October 31, 2005 at 18:01

    Are those really the lyrics to that song (aside from the “Alito” part)? Egad, what an idiotic song.

  4. RETARDO said,

    October 31, 2005 at 18:05

    Very good, Gavin.

  5. gus said,

    November 2, 2005 at 16:12

    I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought of this song as soon as I heard the guy’s name.

  6. Keven said,

    August 18, 2007 at 20:07

    It’s “Lido” not “Alito”

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