Comments on: Help is on the way!

By: ts

ts — Tue, 01 Nov 2005 09:53:10 +0000

Why does Adam look like Beaver Cleaver dressed as Shrek?

By: GuinnessGuy

GuinnessGuy — Mon, 31 Oct 2005 17:38:34 +0000

Hey, I like hunting just as much as any red-blooded, Middle-American male, but it kind of defeats the purpose of “hunting” to do it while sitting on your ass in an air-conditioned house, waiting for a deer to pass in front of your camera, then have a bunch of day-laborers remove the kill to be cleaned, smoked and mailed to you (I shit you not).

By: optimus prime

optimus prime — Mon, 31 Oct 2005 14:00:16 +0000

That is by far the least scary level 5 ogre that I’ve seen. And trust me, I’ve seen plenty.

By: Marq

Marq — Mon, 31 Oct 2005 11:38:43 +0000

In all fairness to Adam and the rest of the Fightin' Keyboarders, they're just waiting for this to come to Iraq.

Wowsers! A porn site, designed especially for Dougie Giles. It's 'effing brilliant! As long as you're not one of the critters, that is. Is that even legal? How does the company know whether or not there's a small child on the other end? 'Course, it's OK for kiddies to use guns to kill things long-distance, or so I hear. Just so long as there's no sex involved. And then, one day, they accidently leave the guns activated while the crew of illegal aliens is out, picking up the scattered corpses of the livestock (formerly)....

By: Hoosier X

Hoosier X — Mon, 31 Oct 2005 09:29:23 +0000

Adam is really special!

In the US, he would just be another fucking dumb-ass conservative. Annoying but nothing to remark on.

But because he is not American, he truly is the Dumbest Canadian! He has not competition.

We salute you, O Dumbest Canadian! Wear thy title proudly, eh? And don’t let the hosers get you down!

By: GuinnessGuy

GuinnessGuy — Mon, 31 Oct 2005 08:02:09 +0000

In all fairness to Adam and the rest of the Fightin’ Keyboarders, they’re just waiting for this to come to Iraq.
When that happens- look out insurgents. You’ll be shot down where you stand by guy wielding a lube and cheeto stained joystick… and a mouse and keyboard with his other hand!

By: Dan Someone

Dan Someone — Sun, 30 Oct 2005 11:50:04 +0000

It’s like when people speculate that Hitler was gay. I’m like, and he was exterminating all the other gays why then? Makes no farking sense, all I’m sayin’.

Well, duh. He was looking for that special someone, and he didn’t want there to be any competition around when he found him.

By: Marq

Marq — Sun, 30 Oct 2005 10:46:55 +0000

I second Bill S’s comment. You breeders can keep Adam. It’s like when people speculate that Hitler was gay. I’m like, and he was exterminating all the other gays why then? Makes no farking sense, all I’m sayin’.

By: mdh?tter

mdh?tter — Sun, 30 Oct 2005 06:42:07 +0000

so this -IS- the work of the dark lord Sauron.

I knew from my head to my hairy toeses.

By: Charlotte Smith

Charlotte Smith — Sun, 30 Oct 2005 02:53:06 +0000

Again, on behalf of all Canadians, I apologize for Adam Yoshida. And David Frum. And Celine Dion. But not Rush.

However, Adam is teh n00bzors, and fails at life. He’d better hope I don’t kick his ass with my rogue.

By: Timmah420

Timmah420 — Sun, 30 Oct 2005 02:08:01 +0000

And holy shit is he getting worked over in the comments. Not even one comment defending him. Christ I would’ave expected Adam himself at least to lash back. Maybe he’s just to embarassed after everyone called him on being a fatass wannabe chickenhawk.

By: Timmah420

Timmah420 — Sun, 30 Oct 2005 02:01:45 +0000

Hey I worry about my naeighbors to the south, I didn’t so much when clinton was in office, but you wacky yanks have a unfortunate tendancy to vote for crazies if they tell enogh lies.

By: Brad R.

Brad R. — Sun, 30 Oct 2005 01:37:45 +0000

Why, exactly, does a Canadian nutbag worry about “treason” against the US?

He’s a self-loathing Canadian. He longs to feel powerful by being a Pentagon analyst and wielding the mighty USA Freedom Schlong. But alas, he’s stuck in socialistic, French-speaking Canada.

By: Bill S

Bill S — Sun, 30 Oct 2005 01:09:59 +0000

bob, don’t try to foist this load on my team. We don’t want him any more than you do.

By: Woodrowfan

Woodrowfan — Sun, 30 Oct 2005 01:08:34 +0000

Why, exactly, does a Canadian nutbag worry about “treason” against the US?

By: aaron

aaron — Sun, 30 Oct 2005 00:39:44 +0000

Brad, you don’t need to worry so much about the +3 broadsword of flame as you do about his breath weapon – huge clouds of post-digestion cheeto gas.

By: bob

bob — Sun, 30 Oct 2005 00:26:16 +0000

Wait – his emulsion or the one on the photograph?

He’s gay, anyway.

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Sun, 30 Oct 2005 00:06:20 +0000

but it probably won’t do any harm either.

Bad for the emulsion.

By: Rowan Berkeley

Rowan Berkeley — Sat, 29 Oct 2005 15:46:45 +0000

Masturbating over pictures of mAnn Coulter may not *help*, but it probably won’t do any harm either.

By: Cowalker

Cowalker — Sat, 29 Oct 2005 13:52:28 +0000

I’m glad that Adam has been paying such close attention to political events over the past twenty years. Adam says: “There?s an important thing we have to keep in mind here: our forces are incapable of enduring the kind of siege that was laid upon the Clinton Administration during the 1998-1999. Unlike the Democrats, we don?t have a sympathetic media to minimize wrongdoing, assault the inquisitors, and create an image of victimhood. Additionally, unlike the Democrats, Republicans are not nearly so cohesive or willing to get their hands dirty in the service of the cause.”

Those poor Republicans, condemned to victimhood by their scrupulous observance of honor and honesty.

Adam continues: “But I, for one, will not abandon this President.”

Eh? I thought Adam was Canadian? Is he just going to send money, since he can’t vote? He will provide a voice for all the Canadians who feel as much for Bush as Harriet Miers? Ah, but who knows how Harriet Miers now feels about Bush, who used her like a piece of meat thrown over the fence to distract the dogs while he burgled the household?

“But there is more at stake here than merely the political fate of George Walker Bush.

“At stake is the future of the United States and of America?s glorious cause overseas. Endangered is the future of Western Civilization, already fading in its European motherland, of which the United States remains the last, best, hope.”

So the Chimperor represents the last breath of hope for Western Civilization? If that is true, I say pull the plug on the respirator and let the cooling begin.

Adam threatens: “The only viable solution here is to take the fight to the enemy ? to launch an offensive designed to make use of rapid and overwhelming force to grind the bastards into the dirt. Only a battle with no quarter asked for or received can offer us the salvation that we must now seek.”

So Democrats/Liberals should expect to be murdered suddenly along with their families. I would have sworn we were supposed to be fighting in Iraq to PREVENT that kind of thing. It must have been a mistacommunicatory problem in interpreting Bush’s speeches.