Comments on: Obamanation of the Day: Pie

By: Sirius Lunacy

Sirius Lunacy — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 18:46:28 +0000

It’s obviuos from merganser that she didn’t understand the question

By: actor212

actor212 — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 17:51:32 +0000

I think it’s an eider/or thing.

With mallard aforethought.

By: PeeJ

PeeJ — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 16:47:54 +0000

How do you get down from an elites?

You don’t. You get down from a duck.

I think it’s an eider/or thing.

By: zombie rotten mcdonald

zombie rotten mcdonald — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 16:36:18 +0000

Jesus said,

April 12, 2009 at 15:01 (kill)

You know, some days it just doesn’t pay to rise from the dead.

Speak for yourself, carpenter.

By: Fanboi du That One

Fanboi du That One — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 15:23:50 +0000

Did President Obama just become the first President to have a Pizza Chef cook at the White House?

Who Za One?

By: M. Bouffant

M. Bouffant — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 14:57:29 +0000

Patriot Juice Recipe

Read as: Parrot Juice Recipe.

Squeeze squawker until squawking stops.

By: MS

MS — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 14:34:33 +0000

Aside from the fact that they basically got all the facts wrong (big surprise), having a guest chef do something at the White House just isn’t all that unusual. It’s a big plum on a chef’s CV. I don’t know how many times a year it happens, nor do I know how long the practice has been going on, but I’ve certainly been aware of it for years. Here I’m speculating, but I’m going to guess that it’s the norm for the chef not to get paid formally (which in this case also provoked a bunch of faux outrage), as long as expenses are covered. The PR value and the ability to put “As served at the White House to the President” on the menu are worth it. It’s like giving out free samples at the farmers market.

By: g

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 14:06:19 +0000

So (yawn) when is the great tea-bagging event? I want to make sure I don’t miss it. There’s always a little crowd at City Hall protesting something – the other week it was the pruning of carob trees – so I want to make sure I know when it’s the tea-baggers.

By: actor212

actor212 — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 13:46:54 +0000

I’d like to see Malkin pass the Turing test.

I’d like to see that anally-retentive ass pass the Turding test just once. She needs a backhoe just to get the impacted BM out of her rectum.

By: actor212

actor212 — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 13:43:03 +0000

Oh dear…it does look as tho Wacko Jacko got Wacked off!

I didn’t do the teabag thing: I was performing my civic duty and ensuring Uncle Sam got a double helping of money fro mme for April 15th.

By: You Can't Put Lipstick On A Repig

You Can't Put Lipstick On A Repig — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 12:12:25 +0000

Patriot Juice Recipe

100 Teabags
10 gallons w(h)ine
6 pounds Freedom Fries
1 300 pound couch potato
2 barrels crude oil

Mix thoroughly. Spoon onto rolled-up magazine advertisements for exercise equipment. Serves 20 stupid, pathetic, America-hating republicans.

By: Sirius Lunacy

Sirius Lunacy — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 11:54:57 +0000

My sign for our local teabag event:

The only thing we hate more than ELITISTS is raising the taxes they pay.

By: M. Bouffant

M. Bouffant — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 07:48:25 +0000

[Taps mic, receives small electric shock.]

Is this thing on? Test.

XXXXX.

By: M. Bouffant

M. Bouffant — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 07:36:30 +0000

[Enters stage right, trips over tumble weeds, listens to crickets. Taps mic.]

Wow, I sure can kill a thread. What if I tried to?

OOooohh, I killed the preview too. Just to watch it die.

By: Anne Laurie

Anne Laurie — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 05:54:25 +0000

I thought they said “Why did it take BO (lolz!) so long to get the pirates??? Look at our Messiah El Chimpo – it only took him infinity days to get OBL”

Oh conn-trayer! Half the fReichtards/Talibangelicals/Robber-barons of the Republican Golden Triangle are now claiming that Dubya was secretly a member of the Demon-Rat Party, and the other half are pretending that he never existed at all.

Not entirely OT, Garret Keizer has an excellent essay in the April HARPER’S MAGAZINE on the collapse of what used to be the Republican Party. It doesn’t seem to be available online to non-subscribers, so I transcribe the closing lines under the tenets of fair use:

“… Perhaps the greatest conservative soul who ever lived, Dr. Johnson, said, ‘There are few ways in which a man can be more innocently employed than the making of money.’ He was right insofar as innocence belongs to childhood. Innocents make money; adults make love. Adults hear more possibilities in that last phrase than the reductive eroticism that advertisers use to make money. A grown-up body politic will acknowledge its children, set them strict rules, and let them play with their credit ratings and their hedge funds, their light sabers and cap pistols, in a well-supervised back yard so that the adults can get down to what adults are meant to get down to: the pleasurable socializing of their resources and the passionate coupling of their best ideas.

By: M. Bouffant

M. Bouffant — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 04:31:34 +0000

I believe Der Weiss Kavalier (please correct, I deny my German heritage) owes some respect, rather than having any due it.

And its complimenting the host’s obvious writing skills & dropping a literary reference or two doesn’t make it any less of a dong.

By: lobbey

lobbey — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 04:18:02 +0000

kind of like The Soprano’s episode of the same name,

By: PeeJ

PeeJ — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 04:16:34 +0000

Good PENIS to all and to all a good PENIS.

By: lobbey

lobbey — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 04:12:35 +0000

‘With all due respect’

I’m using it in the ironic sense….

By: Nom de Plume

Nom de Plume — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 03:49:44 +0000

With all due respect

Amount due: N/A