Comments on: Shorter Charles Krauthammer

By: sadisticon

sadisticon — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 23:01:49 +0000

I remember this article – vaguely. I think I lost interest in this man when he made some negative comments about Quebec – a Province in which he was actually raised – and went on to brag about his linguistic abilities. Eew.
His whole shtick of late is to throw barbs at the Obama presidency. I accept that he doesn’t like the man but he’s really, truly deeply making it pretty obvious that he thinks it’s something personal. His attacks are impolite and arrogant; too bad for him… too bad for him

By: shane

shane — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 02:39:46 +0000

Since it’s Easter and all, may I say, in the spirit of the risen Christ, that this guy is like an even-uglier and way more stupid Foghorn Leghorn. And just as relevant.

By: satch

satch — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 16:15:53 +0000

Thanks for the heads up, guys. I fully expect that this column will appear in Sunday’s edition of our local wingnut rag, the Springfield (MA) Republican, since they can be counted on to recycle the dregs of the WaPo op-ed section a day later.

By: RvB

RvB — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 12:46:44 +0000

“Make the rubble bounce!” I think that happens every time the Hammer of the Krauts shakes his head.

By: he flips

he flips — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 05:16:16 +0000

Are you no longer aware of all internet traditions?

By: Big Bad Bald Bastard

Big Bad Bald Bastard — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 02:18:33 +0000

Dr. K must have some tiny clue that our missile defense system serves only to enrich some aerospace companies, was the fever dream of a senile former Hollywood actor, and has never worked. Of all the taxpayer money ever wasted, this was the most worthless waste ever.

Dr BDH, der Kraphammer would be very concerned at your distasteful failure to fellate St Ronbo’s blessed corpse.

By: zombie rotten mcdonald

zombie rotten mcdonald — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:18:41 +0000

Does that dude have a cleft NOSE?!?

By: the real Jesus

the real Jesus — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 20:26:18 +0000

The global economic meltdown was sanctioned by my dad, God the Father, because He knew that with nothing else to distract the Bush Administration, a war on Iran in time for election ’08 was a given.

So as you lose your job and/or struggle to make ends meet, remember: over a million lives have been saved by your current sacrifice.

Thank you.

By: Another Kiwi

Another Kiwi — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 20:02:30 +0000

I love the thought of obsessive denigration. Like a Tourettes Syndrome where all one does is run down everyone else and say their ideas…are…shit.
Well, now that you mention it, Goathammer does do that as do most of the RW stapling machines. I guess that means something.

By: Flying Fox

Flying Fox — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 19:31:31 +0000

MIght it be that the US can’t keep ex-detainees here because they don’t want to stay?

By: pants

pants — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 19:03:49 +0000

I think this is my favorite photoshop EVAH.

By: With A Single Whisper, The Goddamn Batman Can Lay Waste To Entire Nations--Oh, Wait, That's Black Bolt. What Do I Have, Again? Oh Yeah, All The Cool Toys

Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:50:08 +0000

We should totally take on Iran and North Korea just to show them what’s what! I mean, it’s not like the last president bankrupted the country and ruined the military by taking on the one country in the Axis of EE-vul that didn’t have a nukular program, or anything.

By: cowalker

cowalker — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:29:03 +0000

Dragon King Wangchuck said:

Hey, if Gitmo’s all fun and games, then it won’t be onerous on you at all to move there for five, six, seven years. Seriously asshole, do it.

Hey don’t forget the wonderful bonus feature that prisoners in Guantanamo enjoy–the suspense of not knowing if they’re going to be there for five, six, seven years or fifty years or if they’ll die there. Of course now they know that they won’t be in Gitmo, but they still don’t know what they’re accused of, what the penalty for that might be or where they might end up imprisoned.

By: Dr.BDH

Dr.BDH — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 17:25:14 +0000

…relying on America’s unique technological edge in missile defenses to provide a measure of nuclear safety… This is like relying on America’s unique technological edge in flying ponies to solve our energy crisis. Dr. K must have some tiny clue that our missile defense system serves only to enrich some aerospace companies, was the fever dream of a senile former Hollywood actor, and has never worked. Of all the taxpayer money ever wasted, this was the most worthless waste ever. The program should’ve been killed in 1998,

By: Jay B.

Jay B. — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:49:01 +0000

Tommy Udo had the right idea in Kiss of Death.

By: Fuck on Toast

Fuck on Toast — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:38:40 +0000

I can only assume Ebert was directly comparing him to O’Reilly.

By: Ezzthetic

Ezzthetic — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 15:46:22 +0000

“Rules must be binding. Violations must be punished.”

Why is it that I find myself wanting to answer “yes, mistress” to all of this?

By: Rightwingsnarkle

Rightwingsnarkle — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 15:34:09 +0000

The world owes him a wedgie

Fuck that. I’m recruiting folks for some serious cock-punching.

By: Bitter Scribe

Bitter Scribe — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 15:23:36 +0000

Obama blew an opportunity to start another pointless, bloody, expensive war against an enemy who is no threat over an action of no consequence! How will the Republic survive?

By: Major Kong

Major Kong — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 15:23:18 +0000

To Krauthammer anything less than a full scale nuclear laydown on North Korea, preferably this afternoon, counts as “appeasement”.