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A Sadly, No! Exclusive: Brad R.’s Secret Wardrobe Exposed!
He’ll deny it, but we have our sources. The eBay Auction for leather pants:
You are bidding on a mistake.
We all make mistakes. We date the wrong people for too long. We chew gum with our mouths open. We say inappropriate things in front of grandma.
And we buy leather pants.
I can explain these pants and why they are in my possession. I bought them many, many years ago under the spell of a woman whom I believed to have taste. She suggested I try them on. I did. She said they looked good. I wanted to have a relationship of sorts with her. I?m stupid and prone to impulsive decisions. I bought the pants.
Thanks to Rob for the link.
Pinko Punko said,
October 24, 2005 at 12:22
Thanks to Yosef and Three Bulls! you mean! cat-ass-tastic.
Three Bulls! instantaneously knows when our unoriginality is pilfered! Release the mutant cats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tlachtga said,
October 24, 2005 at 17:18
Boys, this is off-topic, but…
Prussian Blue has hit the big time.
But do you guys get credit? Sadly, no!
Tlachtga said,
October 24, 2005 at 17:34
Aw, crap, everyone already knows. Nevermind.
teh l4m3 said,
October 24, 2005 at 18:52
Yeah, PP beat your assless chaps-wearin’ chapped asses to this a loooong time ago (in 1nt3rn3t years).
lawlz
Gregor Samsa said,
October 24, 2005 at 19:04
Even worse they got spanked by YOSEF!
But at least comments are working here unlike at that rickety-ass 3bulls! blog.
Leather Pant's Law Firm said,
October 24, 2005 at 20:55
To the owners of this site:
Our Client, 3Bulls! (herefore referred to as 3B!) is thankful you posted your update giving credit back to their organization. However, we wish this be considered fair warning that you will now refrain from posting items which they have already covered without referencing them. On the next occasion in which he find the breaking of this int3rn3t contract, we will serve you with a summons to fully compensate for breaking the Artists’ copywright without permission.
You have been notified.
Yosef said,
October 24, 2005 at 20:56
What’s more, I liked to the dude’s blog!
Pinko Punko said,
October 24, 2005 at 21:20
Seriously, the guy has an awesome blog, it is so awesome we hate ourselves 50% more than usual. Yosef did some fine work there, I wouldn’t want him to feel insecure about it. He is hoping that his internet gig will allow him to score big time so he can leave his kids and become the worlds biggest and worst celebrity deadbeat dad (twbawcdd) in addition to being THYCWOTI.
Gregor Samsa said,
October 24, 2005 at 23:22
I bow before your profound awesomeness PP!
Word on the street is that MJ’ likes a man in leather pants.
Rowan Berkeley said,
October 25, 2005 at 7:41
I wanna make a deal with MJ’. If she stops reading David Horowitz and starts reading David Duke, I will use my anonymous proxies to get her a better paying job, writing PR for Lynx and Lamb. That’d be great.
Random Guy said,
October 25, 2005 at 10:13
Awesome, another internet lawsuit! Fire up the internet lawyers, and reopen internet jail!
For those who don’t know what I’m talking about, or those who just want to bone up on their internet law theory, go here:
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Internet_Law