Comments on: Something for the Dennis

By: Kip W

Kip W — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 02:54:58 +0000

Conservatives are really, really concerned about how women are treated in Islamic countries. And gays. Just listen to them.

It’s their ‘toilet paper’ strategy: They give a shit over there so they don’t have to give a shit over here.

By: actor212

actor212 — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 12:57:18 +0000

I thought he rose on the third day, not the fourth….

He did rise on the third day.

He just didn’t come again until the fourth.

By: jim

jim — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 02:50:04 +0000

Sort of interesting that the fellas are also required to put out – at least once every four MONTHS.

Just imagine that court-case.

By: Jon Lester

Jon Lester — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 02:46:04 +0000

islamofascist, those idiots at RedState still refuse to accept that modern Russia is more democratic than Afghanistan ever will be. I’ll expand on that another time but maybe you all believe me already.

By: Megann McAlthouse

Megann McAlthouse — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 02:40:13 +0000

At least the sacrifice of our soldiers and money has paid a fine reward. It was well worth fighting for our “values”.

By: Bina

Bina — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 02:35:22 +0000

This should REALLY make the troll's head explode.

By: islmfaoscist

islmfaoscist — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 02:10:14 +0000

But god dammit. A country led by Barack Obama, and a country that can give us someone like Michelle Obama is a country, ultimately, worth bleeding for.

I have to agree, it’s really an indescribable feeling to read news stories each day buried on page 3 like “President Obama to double US food relief to poor countries.” I still have to pinch myself that we’re no longer living in the same world we were last fall.

By: Some Guy

Some Guy — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 02:04:17 +0000

mikey,
it might just be me, but I think every public speech and appearance Barack does, should be accompanied with Michelle in a tank top doing bench presses and curls. And glaring at Republicans with those firey crazy eyes of hers. Maybe get “Mayhem” tattoo’d on her knuckles.

I”m open to suggestions, but I think the base idea is pretty sweet.

By: mikey

mikey — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 01:57:20 +0000

I’m gonna tell you what I think.

I spent an important bit of my life doing my country’s bidding. I spent a decades trying to understand why. And I never quite got right.

But god dammit. A country led by Barack Obama, and a country that can give us someone like Michelle Obama is a country, ultimately, worth bleeding for.

It’s funny that after all this time, all this hate and bitterness, I’m finding something to love about this piece of dirt…

mikey

By: Nom de Plume

Nom de Plume — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 01:51:29 +0000

Is Andrea Mitchell a lizard?

You just watched her in HD too, huh?

By: Typical Republican

Typical Republican — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 01:48:11 +0000

I’m real, alright.

Just a little out of practice.

And note the spelling on ‘Hmf.’ Always the hallmark of the genuine article.

By: Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist

Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 01:09:35 +0000

Liberals. Hmf.

I call fake Typical Republican – today’s typical Republican doesn’t know the name “George W. Bush”.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 01:08:57 +0000

the ending couplet should pair up Islam the Light and touching myself to my delight.
…and be sung to the tune of Greensleeves.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 01:08:47 +0000

Skyrockets in flight
Islam is the light

By: Typical Republican

Typical Republican — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 01:03:18 +0000

You libs are just upset that George W. Bush was proven correct that attacking and invading an already war-torn country would put that country on the road to democracy.

Liberals. Hmf.

By: teh Gorn

teh Gorn — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 01:03:05 +0000

Um, sorry. Just a quick question and I’ll be on my way.

Is Andrea Mitchell a lizard?

‘Cause I’m thinking she might want to lay my eggs…

By: J—

J— — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 00:59:58 +0000

That doesn’t sound right.

That’s because the ending couplet should pair up Islam the Light and touching myself to my delight.

By: "Oh Stewardess, I Speak 'Nut"

"Oh Stewardess, I Speak 'Nut" — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 00:59:33 +0000

“I say we should allow the American religious right and Sharia Law to compete in the open marketplace of ideas. That’s what the free market is all about, after all.” “Yes, but consortium be done about it?” – Nom de Plume

Nom de Plume wins the internet. This is the best thread ever that hasn’t involved furries.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 00:57:44 +0000

On each and all those holy nights
When duster’s dust becomes the sale
Islam is the Light

That doesn’t sound right.

By: Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist

Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 00:57:44 +0000

How did this idiotic meme get inserted into the wingnut consciousness anyway?

It’s the wingnut inability to see anything but black and white – they’re For Life, therefore liberals worship death, they love freedom, so we hate it, etc.

They want all Muslims dead, so we must love everything about Muslims.