Ronald Reagan made of Jelly Belly jelly beans
A mate of mine made a similar portrait of Eminem using, yes, M&Ms.
I’m dying to see their market research report.
I call your attention to the Kliban cartoon, ‘Marketing’, where a bunny’s output is labelled ‘Raisins. 5c.’
This kind of reminds me of a B. Kliban cartoon titled “Merchandising.” It was a raisin dispenser in the shape of a bunny. When you lifted bunny’s ears…well, you can guess the rest.
Fuck.
You had to remind me of work (where I have had the eye-bleeding week from hell) where one of our “code wizards” has Oh Deer! tacked to his bulletin board. It must have been up there for years because all of the chocolate candy frosting has gone all wrong in its original packaging
Goddamn slackers! Pick something stupid from Big Hollywood!! Big wingnut bowl of shit!
“How does the rabbit get those essential nutrients? She eats the cecotropes as they exit the anus. The rabbits blissful expression when she’s engaging in cecotrophy (the ingestion of cecotropes) will tell you that she finds this anything but disgusting….Cecotropes are not feces. They are nutrient-packed dietary items essential to your companion rabbit’s good health.” – Mystery of Rabbit Poop
ummm…if it goes in one end and comes out the other…it’s POOP!!!
Johnny Coelacanth said,
April 2, 2009 at 23:50
POOP
Johnny Coelacanth said,
April 2, 2009 at 23:51
Oh, and PENIS
Scott said,
April 2, 2009 at 23:51
He’s just like Rush Limbaugh!
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
April 2, 2009 at 23:53
He’s just like
Rush LimbaughSt. Ronbo.Rusty Shackleford said,
April 2, 2009 at 23:58
How does one walk jelly beans?
J— said,
April 3, 2009 at 0:00
Pick your poison.
Righteous Bubba said,
April 3, 2009 at 0:06
Reagan in jellybeans.
g said,
April 3, 2009 at 0:08
Who would buy this? I’m dying to see their market research report.
Righteous Bubba said,
April 3, 2009 at 0:12
There are 2 girls I can think of…
J— said,
April 3, 2009 at 0:14
“Colors may vary.” You don’t say.
willF said,
April 3, 2009 at 0:20
Those aren’t jellybeans.
PeeJ said,
April 3, 2009 at 0:21
Poop Flavored Jelly Beans?
willF said,
April 3, 2009 at 0:21
Wordpress can eat a mile of my jellybeans.
LittlePig said,
April 3, 2009 at 0:23
Wind him up and watch him GO
Oy.
Rusty Shackleford said,
April 3, 2009 at 0:25
Edible excrement: the perfect way to celebrate the risen Christ.
PeeJ said,
April 3, 2009 at 0:25
Why has no one marketed an egg cream dispenser shaped like a PENIS?
tigrismus said,
April 3, 2009 at 0:34
Edible excrement: the perfect way to celebrate the risen Christ.
Maybe the jelly beans are wine and wafer flavored.
Smut Clyde said,
April 3, 2009 at 0:40
Ronald Reagan made of Jelly Belly jelly beans
A mate of mine made a similar portrait of Eminem using, yes, M&Ms.
I’m dying to see their market research report.
I call your attention to the Kliban cartoon, ‘Marketing’, where a bunny’s output is labelled ‘Raisins. 5c.’
Smut Clyde said,
April 3, 2009 at 0:43
Edible excrement: the perfect way to celebrate the risen Christ.
Does anyone still sell curative pills containing Dalai Lama byproducts?
LittlePig said,
April 3, 2009 at 0:48
Reminds me of George Carlin’s How Much For That Dog Crap In The Window? routine…
“that beige number in the front window looks nice”
“That’s not beige, that’s ‘Champagne Gold!’”
Smut Clyde said,
April 3, 2009 at 0:49
Runny bunnies: The Mystery of Poop.
Zifnab said,
April 3, 2009 at 0:53
Wait, where am I? When did http://www.sadlyno.com kick me over to the fail blog?
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
April 3, 2009 at 0:54
I call your attention to the Kliban cartoon, ‘Marketing’, where a bunny’s output is labelled ‘Raisins. 5c.’
Biggest tongue in Tunisia, indeed.
Does anyone still sell curative pills containing Dalai Lama byproducts?
SC, do you have a citation? This sounds more like that Aum Shinrikyo leader’s style.
Snorghagen said,
April 3, 2009 at 0:59
Accept no substitutes.
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
April 3, 2009 at 1:04
Runny bunnies: The Mystery of Poop.
Chewing cud- UR DOIN IT RONG!!!
St00pid bunnies aren’t kosher.
Lesley said,
April 3, 2009 at 1:04
But does he poop pink ponybeans?
Renmiri said,
April 3, 2009 at 1:07
Saw a reindeer at Christmas that pooped chocolate (M & Ms)
Bitter Scribe said,
April 3, 2009 at 1:14
This kind of reminds me of a B. Kliban cartoon titled “Merchandising.” It was a raisin dispenser in the shape of a bunny. When you lifted bunny’s ears…well, you can guess the rest.
Bitter Scribe said,
April 3, 2009 at 1:15
Aargh! Damn you, Smut Clyde!
tigrismus said,
April 3, 2009 at 1:19
Kliban
Smut Clyde said,
April 3, 2009 at 1:32
Tigrismus to the rescue.
do you have a citation?
It depends how much credence you place on Chinese claims about the backwardness of pre-invasion Tibetan culture.
Righteous Bubba said,
April 3, 2009 at 1:36
The 1001 Nights has a bunch of Christians selling holy poop too. Sounds like red silk pajamas.
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
April 3, 2009 at 1:39
It depends how much credence you place on Chinese claims about the backwardness of pre-invasion Tibetan culture.
What ulterior motive could the Chinese possibly have?
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
April 3, 2009 at 2:10
Poop Flavored Jelly Beans?
My dog would be about those.
Ezzthetic said,
April 3, 2009 at 2:25
I wouldn’t recommend getting one.
I had a real rabbit that did that. But I always thought the beans tasted funny.
zombie rotten mcdonald said,
April 3, 2009 at 3:07
What, no link to buy a pooping bunny?
zombie rotten mcdonald said,
April 3, 2009 at 3:09
#
zombie rotten mcdonald said,
April 3, 2009 at 3:07 (kill)
What, no link to buy a pooping bunny?
This place has CHANGED, man…
Bina said,
April 3, 2009 at 4:58
Fill him up with Bertie Bott’s and watch the fun begin…
Ezzthetic said,
April 3, 2009 at 7:03
This place has CHANGED, man…
You’re hung up on some pooping bunny from the 60’s, man.
Paul_D said,
April 3, 2009 at 7:30
Fuck.
You had to remind me of work (where I have had the eye-bleeding week from hell) where one of our “code wizards” has Oh Deer! tacked to his bulletin board. It must have been up there for years because all of the chocolate candy frosting has gone all wrong in its original packaging
Goddamn slackers! Pick something stupid from Big Hollywood!! Big wingnut bowl of shit!
[kicks dirt, shuffles away]
justme said,
April 3, 2009 at 10:17
What? No “smart pills” references?
Sigh.
I never had oh deer, but I was given an Eveready Pocket Trout squeeze light once, some years back, by someone who apparently knew me all too well.
actor212 said,
April 3, 2009 at 14:56
Great! The right wing has declared war on Easter, complete with a troll-bunny that poops all over your lawn!
apostrophe_factory said,
April 3, 2009 at 15:13
“How does the rabbit get those essential nutrients? She eats the cecotropes as they exit the anus. The rabbits blissful expression when she’s engaging in cecotrophy (the ingestion of cecotropes) will tell you that she finds this anything but disgusting….Cecotropes are not feces. They are nutrient-packed dietary items essential to your companion rabbit’s good health.” – Mystery of Rabbit Poop
ummm…if it goes in one end and comes out the other…it’s POOP!!!
apostrophe_factory said,
April 3, 2009 at 15:15
and that whole “blissful expression” part is just disturbing.
actor212 said,
April 3, 2009 at 15:20
Does Triumph the Insult Comic Dog realize what a market opportunity he’s missing?
chocolatepie said,
April 3, 2009 at 15:44
Clearly, this rabbit is informing us that once the Second Coming arrives, only the righteous shall poop jellybeans.
Righteous Bubba said,
April 3, 2009 at 16:05
Awesome.
actor212 said,
April 3, 2009 at 16:15
Clearly, this rabbit is informing us that once the Second Coming arrives, only the righteous shall poop jellybeans.
And to think the Jews wandered the desert for 40 years eating honey falling from the sky, when all they had to do was raise bunnies.
Or did they wander the dessert? Enquiring minds want to know!
The Goddamn Batman Poops Little Nuggets Of Terror said,
April 3, 2009 at 17:33
How is rabbit poop formed?
actor212 said,
April 3, 2009 at 20:12
How is rabbit poop formed?
In a black hole?
Unless it’s an albino rabbit.