Shorter Andrew Breitbart
Posted on March 30th, 2009 by Tintin
- President Barry X Hussein Obama has sent an army of trolls out to destroy right-wing blogs. That is why Instapundit won’t allow commenting. The reason why there are no right-wing trolls on left-wing blogs is that the right-wing embraces basic Judeo-Christian ideals and would not promote nor defend the propaganda techniques that were perfected in godless communist and socialist regimes. Still, we should think about doing some trolling ourselves. It’s our only hope. Otherwise socialism and gay anarchy await us.
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™
Gavin adds: Conservatives would never do such a thing.
No right wing trolls on left wing blogs?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
We’re a union, not an army.
Hugh Hewitt’s popular site shut off its comments section because of the success of these obnoxious invaders. Breitbart.com polices nonpartisan newswire stories for such obviously coordinated attacks. Other right-leaning sites such as Instapundit and National Review Online refuse to allow comments, knowing better than to flirt with the online activist left.
Cuz nothing says “tough” like being afraid of open debate…
I wonder what he would think about the post just before this one? Not much Judeo-Christian civility there, and the comments are worse.
This guy raises whining to an art form.
From Andrew’s site.
Now, RB, in fairness, that could be construed as satire.
That’s their story and they’re sticking with it.
Further proof that the wingnuts have gone far beyond crazy and now reside in a world of pure slapstick comedy, an ideological Toontown.
Goddam it.
I just KNEW they were all fake.
Gary Ruppert, every last one of ’em.
I guess Amy’s sockpuppet was right…
mikey
I believe Jerry Lewis has proven that it’s kinder for clowns to lead kids to the gas chamber or something.
Also, PENIS.
When WW III is over, only cockroaches, Democrats and Keith Richards will still be alive.
Makes ya think…
Apparently, the Fox News fax machines hummed & spat out the persecution meme as the talking point of the week. Over at The Hollywood Reporter, Bill O’Reilly twitches & whines, claiming that phantom left-wing blog death squads are hunting him – and SOME OF ‘EM ARE EVEN IN JAIL!!11! http://bit.ly/KKKyI
Viz:
We know that the far-left loons bait on the Internet, and they would do damage if they could.
THR: Any of those death threats result in arrests?
O’Reilly: We’ve had a few people convicted of crimes. I’m not going to get into descriptions.
I for one, am glad to join our new far-left Internet based loon overlords. When do we start getting our equivalent of “wingnut welfare” checks? And what do we call them? “Moonbat manna”?
The Bullshit song. Again.
It is possible that there really are no right wing trolls.
I, personally, have trouble telling the real trolls from the fake ones on this blog. They have gone so far off the edge of the spectrum that everything sounds like a parody to me.
O’Reilly: We’ve had a few people convicted of crimes. I’m not going to get into descriptions.
*best KO imitation of BillO*
“Why, just the other day, we nailed one for jaywalking…”
Eight years ago, I used to assume that trolls like Blartblart and Mann Coulter didn’t believe the bullshit they spewed in their columns. About four years ago, I had learned better, and assumed that their hypocritical projections and peremptory accusations were still a logical, conscious tactic albeit based on a belief in false premises. Now I’m convinced that their projection of their own faults onto others is an autonomic function, taking place in the medulla, and it will continue even in the event of brain death…
What is the troll taxonomy of Dr. BLT? Troll yes… but right wing troll?
Are all trolls created equal?
What great thinker would most likely have said “I troll therefore I am?”
This thread has me brimming with questions…
PS – is that a cheetos smear on Andrew’s shirt in the picture?
If so, nice attention to detail!
So, what do our wingnut trolls here at S,N! think about Mr. Beerblart’s observations on the non-existence of wingnut trolls?
Gary? Truthie? Authentic? Scotsman? Whitey Knighty? Concerned? Seth?
Where’s IRIS when we really need her?!?
Blart Blart Blart Troll Blart Blart.
This guy raises whining to a
nblart form.Fixed your typo.
What is the troll taxonomy of Dr. BLT?
Dr BLT is a self-proclaimed ‘reformed troll’.
Which, with the rigorous intellectual honesty we’ve come to expect from the right wing, seems to involve (1) behaving exactly like a troll and (2) calling himself a ‘reformed troll’.
THR: Any of those death threats result in arrests?
O’Reilly: We’ve had a few people convicted of crimes. I’m not going to get into descriptions.
Maybe he’s not going into detail because they were his employees and they were charged with stalking?
Gavin adds is fabbo, but needs a McCain “troll for fun prizes!” linky, too.
When WW III is over, only cockroaches, Democrats and Keith Richards will still be alive.
That is unpossible. The way Hilary Clinton told the joke, it was Helen Clark* who was nigh-indestructible.
*NZ prime minister at the time.
Breitbart is a true Reagan Democrat (or would be, if he were a Democrat; this only underscores the depths to which you Obots have sunk, etc.)
Um, Ann Althouse freaking married a commenter! Hello, lo, lo…is anyone here, ere, ere….
Um, Ann Althouse freaking married a commenter!
I wonder what box o wine she used for the wedding toast…
There are no rightwing trolls on this blog.
These aren’t the rightwing trolls you’re looking for. You can go about your business. Move along.
Let me spell it out clearly so the Obots here at Sadly, O! will get it: I am, nor have I ever, been a troll; rather, I represent along with Hillary Rodham Clinton the future of the True Blue Democrat Party, representing the Appalachian backbone of Reagan’s America along with the Bubbas our party must always appeal to…a fact completely lost on the Obamessiah and his legion of Obot misogynists, who are feeding a monster both too radical and too centrist to compete with Hillary Rodham Clinton, the true future of True Blue America. As long as you Obot misogynists deny this, you will hear the sound of our boots walking further and further away.
Other right-leaning sites such as Instapundit and National Review Online refuse to allow comments, knowing better than to flirt with the online activist left.
Oh, come over here, you silly boyz. Let me show you my wide stance … you know you want to!
Persecute Breitbart! Do it now!
Well, you know what they say, Iris. Those boots were made for walking.
Gavin adds is fabbo, but needs a McCain “troll for fun prizes!” linky, too.
I link to this because it has a screen capture that shows the list of suggested liberal blogs.
Please!
What’s your hurry?
You don’ t have to go home but you can’t stay here.
Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out…
I think that last Iris post got lost in the ether for about 6 months and finally landed here!
FYWP
“Political leftists play for keeps. They are willing to lie, perform deceptive acts in a coordinated fashion and do so in a wicked way – all in the pursuit of victory.”
Of course, the online winger community’s proudest moment was the coordinated attack on Dan Rather. Projection much?
As for trolls, don’t forget campaign spokesperson/concern troll/sock puppet Jill Hazelbaker.
http://www.bluejersey.com/showDiary.do?diaryId=2542
Hear the Sound of My Feet Walking, Drown the Sound of My Voice Talking
You libs just can’t face the fact that Breitbart is right. There are no rightwing trolls on the internet. Why don’t you go worship your messiah Barry Hussein or whatever instead of…
Oh, wait.
And now for some onomatopoeia:
CLIPPITY CLOP CLIPPITY CLOP
Clippity Clop Clippity
clop clippity
clop
*
They are willing to lie, perform deceptive acts in a coordinated fashion and do so in a wicked way
Does anyone know exactly which wicked way he is talking about? If he is thinking of (for instance) Karangahape Road on a Friday night, then all this lying and deceptively coordinated behaviour is going to be wasted, because no-one will notice.
See ya! Onomatopoeia!
Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out…
Can we perhaps find a less offensive phrase?
in a wicked way
“I never dreamed that I’d troll somebody like you.“
“Political leftists play for keeps. They are willing to lie, perform deceptive acts in a coordinated fashion and do so in a wicked way – all in the pursuit of victory.”
Who better to keep America safe in these terrible times but leftists playing for keeps?
I’m not sure about the “wicked way,” but I’m pretty sure the “coordinated fashion” means that once we figure out where we’re to go we’ll all be wearing black.
I think he’s referring to the popular musical “Wicked” about the Wicked Witch of the West, which premiered on Broadway in 2003. Notice that he also uses the words “coordinated” and “fashion” in that same sentence, which means it’s obviously a dig at showtunes, and an attack on the gays. I think I may start a protest and…
Oh, dear, I’ve upset the Imperial Torturer.
onomnomnomatopoeia
I am willing to lie, perform human sacrifice in a Celtic fashion and do so in a wickered way.
Hey, even paranoids have real enemies.
Don’t they?
Obamanomatopoeia?
While we’re on the subject of “Internet hooligans…spewing their talking points to thwart the dissent of the newly-out-of-power,” Ann Althouse HAS BEEN DISRESPECTED ON TEH INTERNETS!1!1!1! and someone must pay:
This is about how individuals treat each other, and I want to know why you disrespected me. Explain why you linked to Pandagon’s scurrilous OMFG, which, as you know, means “Oh, my fucking God.” Is that the way you mean to speak to me? Is that the way you talk about God?
http://althouse.blogspot.com/2009/03/uh-oh.html
Take that, Andrew Sullivan! And just in case you didn’t get the message, here’s a few of Ann’s commenters to clarify:
Daryl said…
It’s very sad. Mr. Sullivan used to be an interesting writer.
But the years of HIV infection have taken a toll on his body and his brain. He can beef up with testosterone and steroids, but there’s no drug to cure AIDS-related dementia.
Sullivan won’t release his medical records because they show that what I’m saying is true. That’s the only reason anyone would refuse to release their medical records.
Sofa King said…
I think I understand. You see, Sullivan is an asshole who just wants to shit all over everything. That’s why David has to be such a dick. Because only dicks can fuck assholes.
Paavo said…
The internet is a place for Andrew to meet tops whose loads Andrew can milk (bareback style!) with his power glutes. It is not a place for discreet chatting over the course of years followed by meetings in person and, eventually, marriage. A little heterosexualist of you, don’t you think?
m00se said…
Sully is a malicious little cock-sucker, ain’t he?
And I use “cock-sucker” in the traditional straight context.
The right, for the most part, embraces basic Judeo-Christian ideals and would not promote nor defend the propaganda techniques that were perfected in godless communist and socialist regimes.
What a dick. I’m quite sure that our U.S. corporations and government have made advances in propaganda since the time of USSR. Like those Commies ever perfected anything! Please!
Why does Bleatblart hate America?
Also, I’d like to know more about that qualifier “for the most part.” I’m guessing you could drive a fleet of trucks through there.
And it had BETTER be a vault certified copy!
I thought Althouse was a non-partisan blogger? Why should she care that a conservative linked to a liberal blog?
Sullivan won’t release his medical records because they show that what I’m saying is true. That’s the only reason anyone would refuse to release their medical records.
Trig Palin has AIDS?
I did not know that!
Ooo, husband material!
Explain why you linked to Pandagon’s scurrilous OMFG, which, as you know, means “Oh, my fucking God.” Is that the way you mean to speak to me? Is that the way you talk about God?
It’s libelous I tells ya! Against her and God and the intersection between both.
OMFG! John McCain and Sarah Palin are both suffering from AIDS dementia!
McCain Won’t Release Medical Records
Still no Medical Records from Palin
Against her and God and the intersection between both.
More than a few clown car collisions have occured there…
By the way, has Ann Althouse released her medical records?
(And I mean besides the 33 1/3 single of Althouse singing “Put the Lime in the Coconut”)
I will perform acts as instructed by Burt Prelutsky, in a whiskered way.
RB, thanks to you I can now spell Burts name without having to look it up. I hope you’re happy.
McCain won’t release the medical records because he faked his last pregnancy.
I thought Althouse was a non-partisan blogger? Why should she care that a conservative linked to a liberal blog?
Because Jesse Taylor said, upon hearing that Althouse was marrying one of her commenters, “OMFG.” Which, when you think about it, is probably the politest response one can have to news of that nature.
Of course, Ann’s response was to find a picture of Jesse which she and her commenters could mock.
Please note that Althouse’s single was 33 1/3 rpm and not 45 rpm, as it was her disco version with extra dance mixes.
Did she not think that making a public announcement about anything personal of that nature was not going to elicit a response in a Blogtopia (©Skippy) where she’s uniformly vilified as a drunk and wack-job?
Or did she think we’d cut her some slack?
Please note that Althouse’s single was 33 1/3 rpm and not 45 rpm, as it was her disco version with extra dance mixes.
I think it was a 45, but only FELT like a 33 1/3…
the propaganda techniques that were perfected in godless communist and socialist regimes
The Sacra Congregatio de Propaganda Fide has not kept up with recent advances.
Against her and God and the intersection between both.
More than a few clown car collisions have occured there…
Wicked Way needs more Stop signs.
Right. Welcome to your vortex, Paris Hilton.
By the way, has Ann Althouse released her medical records?
Nope, all we need is her receipts from Wine Boxes ‘R’ Us and we will have a pretty solid picture of her health.
I’m having a great time imagining the wedding party. Glenn Reynolds as best man, Amy Alkon as bridesmaid (who will be building the ceremonial shitmoat), maybe officiated by Pastor Swank …
“Please note that Althouse’s single was 33 1/3 rpm and not 45 rpm, as it was her disco version with extra dance mixes.”
Ah, but have you heard the Japanese import?
I’m having a great time imagining the wedding party. Glenn Reynolds as best man, Amy Alkon as bridesmaid (who will be building the ceremonial shitmoat), maybe officiated by Pastor Swank …
This is begging for a script written by none other than our own Gavin M.
Moe Lane sez go get Wikipedia!
Cry Blart! And let blart the blarts of Blart!
The fact is, I simply do not exist. I am merely a fiction of your drug-addled brains. In the Heartland™, we have better things to do than this “trolling” thing you lieberals do, which clearly stole the election from Sarah Palin. And frankly, I’d also be hallucinating that good God-Fearing Americans™ were flaming my comment threads if my mother had almost aborted me by giving herself LSD douches.
And also, buttseks, also.
Ah yes Gary, this lovely Heartland of Escalades-Yukon XLs-Hummers-Suburbans-PacMan Driving idiots have too much to do to show off the status that they’re scrambling up to to ever bother with trolling. I don’t think they make sense any more. I’m not sure if I make sense anymore, come to think of it.
I guess I’m part of this “army” though. Everyone, do something wacky to a wingnut blog and link it here. It’ll be fun, come on! Here’s mine. Pammycakes posted the Muhammad with the “turban bomb” cartoon with Obama’s face instead. So, I did this to her.
OK, everyone, we must be little left wing soldiers in this army of trolls! I expect everyone to do their part! FEEEEEEL the Gary…..BEEEEE the Gary…..
Oh dear. Now she’s intentionally NOT OFFENDING MUSLIMS by making the cartoon be of someone other than Mohammed. How sensitive.
I have stated previously that I endorse cruel things in blogging — to eschew them is folly.
I wonder what box o wine she used for the wedding toast…
Hey, today is a box champagne day.
Y’know there’ll be wedding photos right?
Bubba, I’m not sure that Pammy knows what she’s intentionally doing at this point….
today is a box champagne day
Here in Smutworld, every day involves champagne and botox.
That is not how you spell buttocks.
That is not how you spell buttocks.
And injecting champagne into them won’t make them less baggy. SORRY, ANN!
Oh ho it is time for champagne enema stories!
Breitbart continues to self-immolate, while in the NYT, Glenn Beck’s star rises… This can be no coincidence. Pam Atlas must investigate.
The enema of my anima is my friend.
Yuck. I’m getting nozzlated.
A fiddle wrapped in an enema?
Oh ho it is time for champagne enema stories!
The dry, effervescent taste that will make you say “Now that’s santor-yum!”
Sagging Aging Nozzlated Rum-Soaked Bigot in Pasty White Clotted Cream Sauce.
…
…
…
Serves two Rambunctious Lynch Mobs with Enormous Stomachs…
mike
that’s santor-yum!
Good example of enematopoeia.
I prefer an Assti for the initial washing, not too fizzy
Despite what the advertisements would have you believe, a stick of gum afterwards does not hide the smell of alcohol from one’s partner.
Bumbo! Drink too much and you get the rums.
Strawmen, non sequiturs, endless librul conspiracies, endless outrage, conversations with dittoheads only and the constant need to always be AT WAR.
Can’t imagine why the right wingers are losing the battle of the Internets?
Where do you put the gum?
And injecting champagne into them won’t make them less baggy. SORRY, ANN!
Sagging Aging Nozzlated Rum-Soaked Bigot in Pasty White Clotted Cream Sauce.
How dare you people disrespect me?!? Apologize immediately!!!!!1!1!1!
Bumbo was commonly used during election campaigns in colonial British America, to the extent that treating voters to gifts and other freebies during election campaigns was referred to as “swilling the planters with bumbo”. George Washington was particularly noted for using this technique. His papers state that he used 160 gallons of rum to treat 391 voters to bumbo during campaigning for the Virginia House of Burgesses in July 1758.
I demand that this Washington fellow be investigated for these campaign shenanigans. Have you no shame, sir? At long last, have you no shame?
Where do you put the gum?
Dear God, please let it not be bubblegum.
His papers state that he used 160 gallons of rum to treat 391 voters to bumbo…
Damn, that’s nearly a half-gallon of rum per voter! People today are lightweights.
You do not want to know what I just sprayed over the keyboard.
160 gallons of rum for 391 voters? Shit, get a half gallon of rum in me and I could be convinced to vote for a Palin/Jindal ticket. Was booze the same proofing back then?
You do not want to know what I just sprayed over the keyboard.
Butt Rub?
Best fake gary ever.
Akvashit?
And keep at it. You don’t know what kinds of obsessive-compulsives they’ve got over there.
– Moe Lane
That Butt Rub really makes your Fukbum special…
mikey
Dammit, I missed the enema part of the discussion. Any other thoughts on the mighty enema? I’m all out here at my house at the moment.
When Quinn the enema gets here
Everybody’s going to jump for joy.
That Butt Rub really makes your Fukbum special…
Also adds a nice bbq flavor to tongue-jacking the shitbox.
What does Breibie think Freeping means/
The libs with the assistance of Unions and their Socialist Master Obama have just initiated a Union/Socialist Government backed coup against General Motors. It is now MB>GOVERNMENT MOTORS.
You libs, through various “fuel efficency” standards like the Socialist CAFE have RUINED what was once a great AMERICAN car company.
Nevertheless it was better to LET IT FAIL than to have it bailed out with MY MONEY!
You libs make me SICK!
You libs, through various “fuel efficency” standards like the Socialist CAFE have RUINED what was once a great AMERICAN car company.
Yeah, the last 8 years of CAFE standards really put a kink in GM et al making whatever the fuck they wanted.
Here’s the windup – PIEFILTER!
I can never get a table at the Socialist Cafe. their Bumbo is to die for, so I hear, but I can’t get to try it.
The libs with the assistance of Unions and their Socialist Master Obama have just initiated a Union/Socialist Government backed coup against General Motors. It is now MB>GOVERNMENT MOTORS.
Hey, maybe I can trade in my stock for gaybortion vouchers which would mean IT’S FINALLY WORTH SOMETHING AGAIN!!!
The U.S. Consumer made a choice.
They chose to abandon GM and Chrysler and their shitty, Union-made vehicles for more efficent and reliable foreign competition that paid their workers a free market non-union wage.
Why don’t the feds respect the free choice of the consumer, that has chosen GM and Chrysler for failure, rather than backing them with big bailout bucks from Uncle Sam?
Answer THAT, liberals!
OK, that’s great. No, that’s enough. We’ll let you know. No, no, we’ll call you.
That’s what I thought, libs.
No answer to my question above.
Just total silence.
Fuckbum cannot fail. Fuckbum can only BE failed.
I catch far more grief at rightwing spots than at leftwing hideaways. Economically I’m an adamant advocate for free markets, but on social issues (abortion, population control, gay marriage, church and state) my views rarely delight what the Right has loathsomely dubbed its “base”. I don’t “troll” anywhere, but I do enjoy the give and take. You can always tell who knows their stuff (those who either ignore “trolls” or who engage them persuasively) vs the posters who came for the catchphrases and stayed for the hivemind, as the latter will spend hours posting “lieberals lol” or “repigs rotflmao!!!!!!” You learn a lot about human nature paying attention to who is articulate and persuasive and who hides in the crowd and tosses out empty jeers.
Obama Fires General Motors CEO in Government-Backed Union Coup
OBAMA: GM has made a good-faith effort to restructure over the past several months, but the plan that they’ve put forward is, in its current form, not strong enough. However, after broad consultation with a range of industry experts and financial advisors, I’m absolutely confident that GM can rise again, providing that it undergoes a fundamental restructuring. As an initial step, GM is announcing today that Rick Wagoner is stepping aside as chairman and CEO. This is not meant as a condemnation of Mr. Wagoner, who devoted his life to this company. Rather, it’s a recognition that it will take new vision and new direction to create the GM of the future.
RUSH: Oh, I see, it’s not a condemnation of Wagoner. No, it’s recognition that his vision and direction sucked. We’re not condemning Wagoner, he just didn’t know what he was doing, according to us, and so it’s going to take a new vision and a new direction to create the GM of the future, and Barack Obama’s administration is going to do it. I’ll tell you what’s headed down the road, you’re going to see union members on the board of directors, you’re going to see green wacko environmentalists on the board of directors, and General Motors is going to be designing and building cars, selling cars that satisfy Obama’s desire for green, environmental friendly cars, blah, blah, blah, blah — that’s what you’re going to see coming down the road. Plus, everybody in the auto industry has to make concessions here except the unions. This is also payback for the unions.
Now, folks, I made another prediction. Maybe Cookie will be able to find this in the show archives. But I made another prediction last year. I said, “I wouldn’t be surprised if the end result of this is to end up making the United Auto Workers the essential owner of General Motors.” Remember when I said that, Snerdley? That’s the ultimate game, return the nation’s wealth to its rightful, quote, unquote, rightful owners. So we’ll see. This is just step one. Now, the president says that the government is not taking over.
OBAMA: In this context my administration will offer General Motors adequate working capital over the next 60 days, and during this time my team will be working closely with GM to produce a better business plan.
RUSH: Gee whiz!
OBAMA: Let me be clear. The United States government has no interest in running GM. We have no intention of running GM. What we are interested in is giving GM an opportunity to finally make those much needed changes that will let them emerge from this crisis a stronger and more competitive company.
RUSH: None of that is true. Every bit of that is a lie, is disinformation. During this time my team will be working closely with GM to produce a better business plan. Quick, somebody find for me a businessperson, an experienced businessperson in Obama’s administration. Find me somebody in his cabinet. They’re all academic eggheads from the Ivy League. You don’t have anybody with actual CEO experience on his team. His team will be working closely with GM to produce a better business plan. GM’s not going to be working with the government. They’re going to be taking orders from the government. It’s what happens when you run around out there with your hand out and take freebies, take loans, whatever. You do become obligated. Then, let me be clear, the US government has no interest in running GM? Yeah, that’s why I fired the CEO. I have no interest in running General Motors, but I canned the CEO anyway. We have no intention of running GM. What we’re interested is giving GM an opportunity to finally make much needed changes — as though we know, we know what the changes are, and we’re going to give ’em time to make those changes. This is a guy who’s been nothing but a community organizer, has no experience running anything, as I say, may not even know how to change a tire. Then he put Chrysler on notice, ladies and gentlemen.
OBAMA: We’ll give Chrysler and Fiat 30 days to overcome these hurdles and reach a final agreement and we will provide Chrysler with adequate capital to continue operating during that time. If they are able to come to a sound agreement that protects American taxpayers, we will consider lending up to $6 billion to help their plan succeed. But if they and their stakeholders are unable to reach such an agreement and in the absence of any other viable partnership, we will not be able to justify investing additional tax dollars to keep Chrysler in business.
RUSH: So he wants Fiat — imagine the leverage Fiat has here. Fiat has just been deemed the appropriate marriage partner, merger partner for Chrysler. (laughing) So Fiat can hold out whatever deal they want to get, and Chrysler better make this deal or they’re going to have to go bankruptcy, which is what they ought to do in the first place, which is what General Motors should have done in the first place. Obama is well aware of the problems of bankruptcy, and therefore promised this.
OBAMA: If you buy a car from Chrysler or General Motors, you will be able to get your car serviced and repaired just like always. Your warranty will be safe. In fact, it will be safer than it’s ever been because starting today the United States government will stand behind your warranty.
RUSH: Now, the real key there is Obama telling all of us who have purchased cars all of our lives, and we’ve got the warranties — you know, I don’t know about you, but I haven’t had a whole lot of problems having the dealership actually perform warranty work. Never doubted the warranty was worth nothing. I never thought that. Did you? Now all of a sudden your warranty is worth more than ever, your warranty is safer than it’s ever been because the United States government will stand behind it. Is Hugo Chavez able to possess this man and go out and make speeches? Poor old teleprompter having to get Obama to say these kinds of things. And finally, ladies and gentlemen, Obama addressed the peasants, those of you out there.
Respect my opinion. I love Oyxcontin and boy-whores. Hey, looka me, I’m Michael J. Fox! You guys can praise me while I wait for the jiggling to subside. It’ll be a while.
Took you a while to get a new proxy server hmm, White Knight/Truth/Authentic?
Of course, your obsessional repetition of the phrase “hivemind” rather disproves your own point about not “tossing out empty jeers”. And I see today’s topic obsession (you really should see a doctor about these tics of yours. The hat is clearly wearing you) is “Unions”. Bonus points for admitting it’s another Rush ditto-stimulus that set you off. 100 more bonus points for claiming that workers in Europe and Japan are somehow less unionised that their American counterparts; but I thought they were all disgusting socialists over there…?
Deary, deary me.
So let’s just recap one of your all time classics of “articulation and persuasive(ness)”, shall we?
I did at one point bookmark a few others too; The time you admitted you were trolling under multiple names. The time you got completely reamed by trying to lie about sex you’d never had, and women you’d never pleased. The time you declared the election “the worst day of my life”. The time you claimed you’d made an agreement with Gavin to modify your behaviour, in an attempt to passive-agressively accuse him of being responsible for your the emotional freak out you could feel coming. But then I thought “He’s really not worth the time or effort” so I quickly deleted them all. Not even worth bothering having you in my bookmarks. That’s how much you really matter, and when I coincidentally see you online, such as tonight, pity is about all I can manage for your seriously ill and anti social self. So please, for your own sake, go and seek professional help.
I, for one, will not stand by idly while Rush Limpjaw calls me a pissant!
“They are willing to lie, perform deceptive acts in a coordinated fashion and do so in a wicked way – all in the pursuit of victory. Moral relativism is alive and well in the land of Hope and Change and its Web-savvy youth brigade expresses its “idealism” in a most cynical fashion. ”
Pastor Swank? Is that you?
**YAWN**
Who fuckin cares what idiots have to say?
I mean, y’know? They’re IDIOTS!
mikey
David Horowitz: Voice of Something Circling and Sniffing Around Reason.
Well sure they are mikey.
But if they didn’t say stupid stuff, we wouldn’t get to make fun of them.
The Obama We Knew But Denied
By Kyle-Anne Shiver
What if an American President campaigned as a pragmatic centrist, promised tax cuts to 95% of the American people and pledged himself to a new era of government honesty, openness and bipartisanship, but never had any of those intentions? The result might be a cabinet full of tax cheats, political cronies and lobbyists, and a president peddling an overstuffed budget of liberal dream-schemes at a time when the American economy can least afford an extra nickel for folderol or fiddling.
Meanwhile Rome is burning.
President Obama rolls the dice and grabs a can of kerosene.
This president’s budget, plus the Faux Stimulus monstrosity, plus the TARP bailouts all add up to the biggest, most irresponsible spending spree in American history. Yet, according to some of the best and brightest economists on the planet, these schemes are built upon overly rosy expectations, will do little to stimulate any economic growth and promise to punitively tax the very people and industries we need to provide investment capital and jobs to actually create the pie from which all these liberal cherries are to be plucked.
Yet President Obama and his double host of Ivy League staffers are billed to be the smartest folks in the Country.
If I didn’t know better, I might suspect these people aren’t really interested in returning America to prosperity.
The Obama We Knew, but Most Denied
The man who is now president, Barack Obama, is precisely the man whose spiritual mentor for 2 decades, Jeremiah Wright, denounced “white folks greed” running “a world in need.” Barack Obama is precisely the man whose political mentor, Saul Alinsky, advised the use of any and all means necessary to take power in America, and to clothe his deceit in “moral garments.” Barack Obama is precisely the man whose most influential and moneyed backer was George Soros, the Fabian socialist whose financial schemes have garnered great wealth for him while leaving whole economies in shambles, the way ours is now.
Anyone still harboring the illusion that President Barack Obama cares one whit about the millions of Americans whose retirement funds and futures dwindle with each passing day of this “regime change” needs a reality check.
Barack Obama is the man who declared that bankrupting the coal industry would be the natural and desired result of his environmental policies, that his Global Poverty Act would bring “collective redemption” to an America presiding over an unfair world and that dismantling our defenses would make the world more safe.
So, as President Barack Obama now divvies up the slices of America’s pie in roll-the-dice fashion, while he takes it upon himself to demolish the defenses that have kept us safe for seven whole years in a world out to destroy us and our best ally, Israel, those moderates who looked the other way and denied the truth now claim this is not the Barack Obama they knew.
Smart people always make the most dangerous fools.
Why must it always be us fervent conservatives who see the truth and have the guts to proclaim it.
Now, surely I’m not the only person in America who remembers full-well this little tirade of candidate Obama’s on how we Americans “can’t just drive our SUVs, eat all we want and keep our thermostats at 72 degrees…and expect that the rest of the world will just say, “Okay.” Surely, I’m not the only American citizen who remembers that George Soros was one of Barack Obama’s first and most influential backers and that Soros considers U.S. hegemony as an enemy to global governance, of the sort he has always supported.
The sad truth is that Barack Obama and his cabal of international socialists have every intention of bursting the bubble of American supremacy. They see America as the lynchpin of a global situation they deplore, a world that is inherently unfair. A world in which there is no genuine evil, only valid grievances for past oppression. It is that unfairness for which America now must pay with her 401Ks. And to these “liberal communists,” Barack Obama declared fealty in his “Citizen of the World” speech in Berlin.
I’m thinking the words, “we’ve been had,” are now forming in the minds of moderates from coast to coast.
The Race-Card Jujitsu
A vast array of Americans seem to still be scratching their heads in wonder at how a complete political knave has been elected to the highest office in the land with nary a single real accomplishment on his resume. But I would submit that it is not possible for an electorate to make wise decisions without the benefit of full disclosure about their candidates, without the tenacious investigating and forthright reporting by the fourth estate — our media complex.
It is now no secret that our press saw fit to emphasize non-stories about Governor Sarah Palin and Senator McCain, while all but completely ignoring genuinely troubling information and huge gaps in information about the man Americans eventually elected. Voter surveys taken immediately after the election make this point painfully apparent.
This Zogby poll of Obama voters, at the behest of John Zeigler, has drawn wide attention and vociferous attacks, but the polling data seems to verify what many noticed during the election season. Barack Obama was getting a free pass on just about anything and everything that made him look less than ready to lead our Nation.
The basics:
512 Obama Voters 11/13/08-11/15/08 MOE +/- 4.4 points
97.1% High School Graduate or higher, 55% College Graduates
Results to 12 simple Multiple Choice Questions
57.4% could NOT correctly say which party controls Congress (50/50 shot just by guessing)
71.8% could NOT correctly say Joe Biden quit a previous campaign because of plagiarism (25% chance by guessing)
82.6% could NOT correctly say that Barack Obama won his first election by getting opponents kicked off the ballot (25% chance by guessing)
88.4% could NOT correctly say that Obama said his policies would likely bankrupt the coal industry and make energy rates skyrocket (25% chance by guessing)
56.1% could NOT correctly say Obama started his political career at the home of two former members of the Weather Underground (25% chance by guessing).
And yet…..
Only 13.7% failed to identify Sarah Palin as the person on which their party spent $150,000 in clothes
Only 6.2% failed to identify Palin as the one with a pregnant teenage daughter
And 86.9 % thought that Palin said that she could see Russia from her “house,” even though that was Tina Fey who said that!!
Only 2.4% got at least 11 correct.
Only .5% got all of them correct. (And we “gave” one answer that was technically not Palin, but actually Tina Fey)
The only suggestions from any candidate that Barack Obama was receiving extra favorable coverage came from Bill and Hillary Clinton during the primaries, and they were slam-dunked for being racists in nearly all corners.
Were the Clintons being racist in their complaints? I don’t think so.
In fact, I would venture to say at this juncture that it was Obama’s race – and nothing else – that enabled his election to the presidency. President Obama is now the president owing to a perfect race-card jujitsu.
There are two kinds of racism. One is openly hateful and virulent. The other is elitist and condescending, and deceitfully parades as generous niceness.
We saw next to no racism of the first kind during this election campaign. The other may have been the guiding force behind our liberal media’s disinclination to hold candidate Barack Obama to the same standards as his white-peer candidates.
I first encountered this condescending type of prejudice as the mother of a handicapped child. Our son became deaf at age three due to a near-fatal bout of meningitis, and I was suddenly thrust into the world of special education. This world is filled with lovely liberals with the very best of intentions. They offer a host of helpful information and provide a great service for students, who were once shuffled off to residential institutions, out of sight and equally out of mind, much the way black students were once contained to all-black schools.
But the ugly side of special education is that many (if not most) of the educators have a very condescending view of their students, very seldom expecting them to work as hard or ever come even close to meeting the same expectations we have for so-called normal students of the same age and intelligence. And sad to say, black parents report much of this same condescension from teachers of both races, especially when economic disadvantage and broken homes affect the student.
It boils down to an unspoken belief that certain students simply cannot be held to the same standard as other, more advantaged students. This attitude is not only unspoken, it is actively hidden from view.
We saw a perfect glimpse of this condescending prejudice from Rev. Jeremiah Wright, when he spoke to the NAACP on the differences between white children and black children. Wright declared that black children simply could not learn in the same rigid type of environment in which white children thrived. “Their brains are wired differently,” he proclaimed.
This is simply a way of saying, “Black children can’t succeed” in a white world with the same standards of achievement for all. This prejudiced attitude is the foundation of affirmative action, whether in education or employment. Whatever standards cannot be met by the disadvantaged group must be waived out of deceptive “niceness.”
This is the insidious prejudice that has all-but destroyed our nation’s public schools. For the past 40 years, we have disregarded objective standards of proficiency in favor of student self-esteem. We have discarded uniform discipline and standards of civil behavior in favor of a system with double standards, high for those we deem worthy of it, very low for those we believe deficient.
Wright was widely condemned for saying out loud and in public exactly what was happening with his own candidate for president. In failing to adequately cover candidate Obama’s past, the host of his unreleased documents, including grades, and in otherwise defending every deficiency, from over-dependence on the teleprompter to his refusal to answer questions, our press demonstrated at nearly every turn its own institutional racism of the most condescending nature.
President Obama took advantage of this and received a 53% majority of the vote. This election, I predict, will stand as the most perfect example of political jujitsu ever enacted. An entire Nation choked on its own liberal-racism petard and doesn’t even have the courage to admit it. We have become a Nation of fools and President Barack Obama is our just dessert.
“They are willing to lie, perform deceptive acts in a coordinated fashion and do so in a wicked way – all in the pursuit of victory.”
But enough about the neoconservatives.
Bubba–yeah, I saw that Horowitz piece you linked earlier. What’s with that bit of trying to act somewhat sane? It left me wondering if I was just on drugs or just on drugs.
to tongue-jacking the shitbox. Great, great words, not to be forgotten.
You just can’t tell with that guy.
But if they didn’t say stupid stuff, we wouldn’t get to make fun of them.
Huh.
I s’pose. I guess.
But I THOUGHT we made fund of pundits, people who actually said who they were and what they thought and claimed to speak for a viable (or perhaps less so) constituency.
These are nameless idiots who show up and say stupid, idiotic crap in order to ruin the fun we’re actually having making fun of the above mentioned pundits and players.
Seems pretty simple to me who to ignore and who to engage.
But hey. Maybe I’m just outta touch…
mikey
In Russia, bum fucks you!
Enjoy the beauty of Egypt in the Spring!
Ah, I wasn’t sure which idiots you were talking about, mikey.
Although I don’t see much difference between what Andy BlartBlart says and what original Ruppert (assuming there is such a creature) blarts.
Blart! blartblart blart BLART!
They chose to abandon GM and Chrysler and their shitty, Union-made vehicles for more efficent and reliable foreign competition that paid their workers a free market non-union wage.
You forgot this bit:
“…using subsidies from their quasi-socialist governments to finance their losses.”
Oh ho it is time for champagne enema stories!
Wasn’t this what Robin Leach (talk about an appropriate name) said on Lifestyles?
“Champagne enemas and caviar creamings”?
Anyone else notice the bit about Breitbart “policing” various news sites for evidence of “liberal trolling”? What is he, Fox Security now?
I am so not going there.
Well look, if ever there was a signal in the sky for the RedState Trike Force…
Of course, your obsessional repetition of the phrase “hivemind” rather disproves your own point about not “tossing out empty jeers”. And I see today’s topic obsession (you really should see a doctor about these tics of yours. The hat is clearly wearing you) is “Unions”. Bonus points for admitting it’s another Rush ditto-stimulus that set you off. 100 more bonus points for claiming that workers in Europe and Japan are somehow less unionised that their American counterparts; but I thought they were all disgusting socialists over there…?
I probably do overuse “hivemind”.
As for the rest of it, I’m afraid you’re confusing me with somebody else. I don’t happen to like unions, but I think workers do have the fundamental right to organize. I believe in increasing the freedom of people to act, not decreasing it.
You don’t even want to know where I’ve been.
Shorter me:
Trolls:
Thanks for proving our point. Now take your copypasta and sit on it.
I can reach the places other sparkling wines are scared of
I used to be a liberal until a troll on a satire blog copy & pasted an entire article from a no-name writer, and now I am outraged by our Muslim non-citizen pretender president.
What is he, Fox Security now?
I think he’s secretly a super-scientist trying to see if the theoretical upper density limit of butthurt per unit prose is achievable in practice.
Also, enemer? I hardly knew her!
Pointing out exactly why a neocon is talking out of their ass = trolling.
Posting the exact same talking-point/s on every thread, regardless of relevance = SPEAKING TROUTH TO POWHER!!1!
It’s been speculated many a time that a few of the trolls here actually are those same pundits the site snarks upon so eloquently, hiding behind the cyber-burqa of a pseudonym. This thought pleases me greatly.
I was just going to remark as to the joy of no longer being confronted by the old cuntpaste/crapflood ocean here … & then I kept scrolling. “Rush Limbaugh” can chew my dangleberries.
Somebody please tell Teh Mighty Threadeater Posse that of all the chain-yanking modes listed in their Necromoronicon, these epic sagas of galloping logorrhea are by far the easiest form of trollage to ignore. Ignored troll = dead troll.
During the Eco-Fascist “Earth Hour” I started up my SUV by a remote start and had it run idle in my driveway for the full “Earth Hour”, blowing carbon smoke up mother earth’s green ass! Let’s see Al Gore stop that!
I also turned on every light in my house too, and I’m powered by a COAL PLANT!
Burn baby, burn!
I was getting ZERO miles to the gallon, LOL!
Money well spent, brosef.
I used to be a liberal until a troll on a satire blog copy & pasted an entire article from a no-name writer, and now I am outraged by our Muslim non-citizen pretender president.
And Chappaquiddick.
I was a liberal until someone at a dinner party pointed out to me that “Chappaquiddick” is an anagram for “chap kid quad pic”, and now I am outraged by our usurper-president’s peddling of four-packs of cowboy-themed child porn.
Do you libs get real mad when you see a big-ass SUV cutting your Kia-driving ass off in traffic, blowing smoke up into the atmosphere?
No? Not really?
I was a liberal until the dirty hippies took all my guns away and made me go work in a camp making Birkenstocks.
Do you libs get real mad when you see a big-ass SUV cutting your Kia-driving ass off in traffic
I don’t drive, piefilter d00d! The SUVs have to sit and wait while I cross the street.
hey! i heard that somebody here used my name and ann althouse’s name in the same sentense! what are you guys, an army of leftist trolls sent out to destroy right wing blogs?
omfg!
Kia? I hardly knew her!
omfg!
Gasp! Lang-gwidge!
::clutches pearls::
Kia? I hardly knew her!
You Kia my car, I breaka you face!
L,G&M hosts an actual comment from Breitbart defending his claim that left-wing commenters are waging literal war on right-wing comment threads. We only get trolls.
I was going to draw a contrast between organ-grinders and monkeys, but inevitably someone would misinterpret it.
an actual comment from Breitbart
Christ, he’s boring.
You know, Carbon Lover, even if you disagree with conserving petro resources and restrictions on drilling, running your engine in your driveway doesn’t constitute either political opposition or civil protest. Its just being a jackass. And if you think that your being a jackass is “getting back at liberals’, well, we’ve always known there are jackasses and yet we haven’t stroked out. So you’re a jackass… its something we would have known within seconds of meeting you. We don’t know, for a fact, that you’ve really run your engine in your driveway, but you’ve convinced us that you’re a jackass anyway. Congratulations!
Christ, he’s boring.
And yet, he’s gone beyond non-linear to full non-Euclidean.
If a kea toucha your car, something is going to get broken
If a kea toucha your car, something is going to get broken
“Nestor Notabilis” would be such an awesome band name.
How can there be trolls if there are no comments? And really, have they seen the insanity on right wing comment threads for the few sites that do have comments enabled (LGF, etc.)? We don’t need trolls. Their own insanity pretty much does the work for us.
Speaking of Breitbart and infiltration and whether or not to do it, please go to the Big Hollywood (A Breitbart enterprise, by the way, with lots of room for enthusiastic bloggers. Only two more days until Pajamas Media closes its blogger welfare office!) and read the exchange between Ben Shapiro and Tim Slagle on this thing called “rap culture.” As of now, it has three parts: Shapiro I, Slagle, and Shapiro II. These guys are older than Burt Prelutsky (I, too, thank Righteous Bubba for the spelling without checking), pero Shapiro es un poquito más viejo que Slagle.
Oh ho it is time for champagne enema stories!
So, this snotty wine lover had throat surgery, and wasn’t allowed anything to eat or drink. After a couple of days, he was really in a snit, and wouldn’t stop bugging the nurses to bring him some champagne.
“Really, c’mon, just a small glass. Just a sip. I need a taste,” he said repeatedly.
Finally, one nurse thought she had found a way to shut him up. “Look, fella, I’ll give you some champagne, but I’ll have to give it to you as an enema.”
“OK, OK, that sounds good,” he replied hoarsely.
The nurse soon returned with a bottle of champagne, an enema bag, several feet of flexible rubber tubing, and some lubricating gel. “Now, I want you to let me know right away if you get uncomfortable.”
“Sure, sure. Let’s just get started,” the man said.
After setting up the equipment, the nurse released the clamp and the champagne started to flow. But just as quickly, the man pounded his fist on the bed, screaming, “Stop! Stop!”
The nurse clamped the tubing. “What’s the matter? Was it too cold?”
The man answered, “I don’t like brut.“
Do you libs get real mad when you see a big-ass SUV
No, we just wonder why you feel like broadcasting your size-queen issues to all and sundry.
During the Eco-Fascist “Earth Hour” I started up my SUV by a remote start and had it run idle in my driveway for the full “Earth Hour”, blowing carbon smoke up mother earth’s green ass! Let’s see Al Gore stop that!
Congratulations, you wasted your own fucking money.
Are you always this dumb, or only during Earth Hour?
The truth, libs, is that the answer is obvious. The right, for the most part, embraces basic Judeo-Christian ideals and would not promote nor defend the propaganda techniques that were perfected in godless communist and socialist regimes.
Sounds familiar.
Do you libs get real mad when you see a big-ass SUV
Not as mad as you right-wing fuckholes get when you wake up every morning and remember that the president is A BLACK GUY!
Ooh, that’s gotta hurt.
hey! i heard that somebody here used my name and ann althouse’s name in the same sentense! what are you guys, an army of leftist trolls sent out to destroy right wing blogs?
*raising hand*
You were credited for my use of Blogtopia (©Skippy), Skippy.
Ben Shapiro:
Whistling a tune: NOT MUSIC.
Anyone who wants proof that there are plenty of rightwing trolls need only go to NewsVine or Huffington Post. I have had a very nasty persistent one on my own blog for years. Whiny wingers just want to be able to troll, then cry “fowl” when it backfires and they get trolled themselves. Unbelievable.
Shorter Ann Althouse: Ever since I hooked up with one of my groupies, my shit smells of attar of roses.
Music has three elements: melody, harmony, and rhythm.
Plainsong: NOT MUSIC.
Saxophone solo: NOT MUSIC.
LOL!
WTF?
CHRISTALLFUCKINGMIGHTY!
She’s marrying one of her sycophants? ROFLMAO!!!
Holy shit, does he know she’s the real, humorless Ann Althouse and not one of those funny impostors?
Michael Wilson joins the Big Hollywood colloquium on rap.
In the shape of an oyster? The Virgin Ben has no idea what Wilson is talking about.
Oysters got eyes!
Clams got feet!
Perhaps Michael Wilson meant to type “in the shape of an oxter” and didn’t notice the auto-correction.
Partita for unaccompanied violin: NOT MUSIC.
This is tigrismus’ cue to point out that the partitas do in fact have harmony because of the insanely-difficult double-stopping. My point, this is central to it.
Ben is staring down a world in the shape of an
oysterABOMINATION SAYETH THE LORD.burt perlutsky is a god
You gotta put the ols around each word and it looks good ont prveiw
But of course the reality is cruel
What exactly is wrong with “trolls,” whether on the Right or the Left? Such people used to be called “debaters.” At least that was the case before primitive collective hatred, marinated in smugness, superseded debate. Are people on this site scared of ideas?
God bless the Internet — not!
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