Comments on: So many tempting choices!

By: Mrs. Tarquin Biscuitbarrel

Mrs. Tarquin Biscuitbarrel — Tue, 18 Oct 2005 00:14:49 +0000

How about “I am an at-home housewife who laughs loudly at other at-home housewives who write at great length about how perfect they are”?

By: Yosef

Yosef — Sat, 15 Oct 2005 05:20:31 +0000

Damn, it’s time to leave work. I just read #3 as “I have been a cobag too long.”

By: Timmah420

Timmah420 — Sat, 15 Oct 2005 00:31:02 +0000

I think it’s totally awesome that she’s hocking all these books abouttegetherness, and finding your perfect soulmate, yet when you see her picture, she’s embracing her best and only friend. Herself.
Bit of an ego problem there jennifer?

By: Brad R.

Brad R. — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 08:07:16 +0000

Seb, I’m totally sending you a copy of Smart Sex for Christmas…

By: The tECHIDNA

The tECHIDNA — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 08:03:02 +0000

15. I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live…in a van down by the river.

By: Hysterical Woman

Hysterical Woman — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 07:51:22 +0000

I like number 3. I have been cohabiting too long. What’s with that? How is joining this group poing to help? Stop whining and get married then! Unless you’re the gay.

By: Karl

Karl — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 07:29:18 +0000

Apparantly they couldn’t wait until AFTER her mime routine to take her dustjacket photo.

Yeah, and the little vixen is miming the scene from “Ecstasy” (the hottest movie of 1933) where Hedy Lamarr is discovered skinny dipping by the studly construction worker. Woo-hoo! THERE’S a woman who knows how to keep the spice in a marriage!

I also like the not-so-subtle message of the header picture: “Make sure you’ve got an engagement ring before you let him hold hands!”

By: Big Worm

Big Worm — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 07:16:36 +0000

Is this that lady who thinks that since the Supreme Court can’t go around giving people babies, it therefore can’t prohibit states from telling people that they must have babies? That theory rules.

By: Cynthia

Cynthia — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 07:02:24 +0000

Well, I would recommend choosing #2. There are usually over 100 readers of S,N! at any time (or at least when I look) so you qualify as having responsibility for a large organization. You are our snark coaches.

OTOH, #13 would be “I have two penises and I love Amber Pawlik’s cooking.”

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 06:46:21 +0000

Lordy, that website design, some people should *not* be allowed on the intarweb.

By: Brian O'c

Brian O'c — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 06:38:53 +0000

Hey! Aren’t you supposed to warn us when you link to a site with scary photos.

boc

By: agrippa_cash

agrippa_cash — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 06:03:05 +0000

Apparantly they couldn’t wait until AFTER her mime routine to take her dustjacket photo.

I think 13 should be “I am working counter-intelligence for the homosexual agenda.”

By: djangone

djangone — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 06:02:29 +0000

#39 of her 101 marriage tips: “Remove all forms of sarcasm from your vocabulary. The word sarcasm comes from a Greek word meaning, “to tear flesh like dogs.” There is never a good time or good reason to tear your spouse?s flesh.”

Shit, there goes my sex life.

By: Jillian

Jillian — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 05:57:55 +0000

14.) Isn’t this the list where you send me those secret tips on how to treat women like crap but still want to get in my sansabelt slacks?

Oh, damn. Never mind, then.

By: VKW

VKW — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 05:51:34 +0000

13. I am a snarky commie atheistic blogger, and I want you to send me sincere material that I can mock!