Comments on: But, by “server,” do you really mean the THC-basted pecan kernel in your head?

By: Random Guy

Random Guy — Wed, 19 Oct 2005 18:20:13 +0000

If a chinese robot zombie steals a movie from Sony in the woods, does it play with sound?

By: The Dark Avenger

The Dark Avenger — Sun, 16 Oct 2005 18:30:34 +0000

Is his ‘robot pillory’ still avaliable for all to see?

By: Bill

Bill — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 13:09:54 +0000

Charles “Squeaky” Johnson posts the same “we’re being attacked” story about once a month. The entire purpose is to brag about what an amazing technical wizard he is.

Pathetic.

By: Timmah420

Timmah420 — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 08:40:10 +0000

Can chinese robot zombie hackers not see their reflections in bloody morrors? Or were they the ones afraid of kyptonite crosses?

By: Tom Allen

Tom Allen — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 04:52:48 +0000

Hey! That’s an insult to Chinese Robot … oh, bother. That joke’s been done to death, hasn’t it? I mean, even I’ve made it, many, many times before.

Damn this THC-basted pecan kernel in my head!

And furthermore, damn this THC-basted pecan … oh, bother. It’s happening again, isn’t it?

By: optimus prime

optimus prime — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 03:35:00 +0000

WARNING: Those who deny the existence of Chinese Robot Zombies may be Chinese Robot Zombies themselves.

By: Rowan Berkeley

Rowan Berkeley — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 02:29:39 +0000

yeah, that is the caustic sarcasm of adulthood, GoatBoy.

By: GoatBoy

GoatBoy — Thu, 13 Oct 2005 22:53:48 +0000

I’d compare Chinese movie-stealing hackers to drunken sailors but that would be an affront to

I can’t do it. This conservative humor…is it supposed to burn your soul like this? Is that how I know it’s working?

By: Scott

Scott — Thu, 13 Oct 2005 21:39:47 +0000

I had one of those viruses that left my back door open once. Kaopectate worked pretty well.

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Thu, 13 Oct 2005 18:39:26 +0000

why would Chinese Communist hackers be stealing complete movies from Sony, online?

I know it’s no “chinese robot zombies”, but for real? that makes no sense.

By: merlallen

merlallen — Thu, 13 Oct 2005 18:27:22 +0000

We owe the chicomms so much money right now, they don’t need robot attacks for the war LGF thinks we’re fighting with them. And I bet all of them ignorant fucks shop at Wal Mart

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Thu, 13 Oct 2005 18:17:57 +0000

I can’t wait for GregH to get back. Nobody else is on west coast time, and I am just commenting with myself. And fricking Ukko. Forever sleep that one.

By: The tECHIDNA

The tECHIDNA — Thu, 13 Oct 2005 15:28:59 +0000

LGF’s server security is shitty enough to ph33r the ChiComm menace? We must shut down teh Intarwebs now!

Cracking (not hacking) sucks big time, but if this gives Chazmo nightmares from seeing an ep of the Gundam series, I ♥ the Chinese.

By: BruceH

BruceH — Thu, 13 Oct 2005 15:17:19 +0000

I guess you guys know that zombie swarms attack any server that sees decent traffic.

Let me be the first to offer my sincere condolences to the LGF crowd. It couldn’t have happened to a more juvenile group of reactionary jerkwads.

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Thu, 13 Oct 2005 14:46:34 +0000

Oh I had to:

#2 barbara skolaut 10/11/2005 08:57PM PDT

I don’t know how you manage to handle this site, but I’m glad you’re willing to find the time to do it, Charles.

You. Are. A. God. ;-p

AND THIS, WAIT FOR IT, WAIT FOR IT—-

The KOS JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!

#10 fox1 10/11/2005 09:03PM PDT

Just gotta say this, Screw Em.#10

AND ANOTHER!
#39 NTropy 10/11/2005 09:53PM PDT

Guess we discovered Kos’ way of engineering 500,000 daily hits or whatever his current total is. Heck, that site is a virus run by a worm that wasn’t stopped by a Trojan? (horse) all by itself.

and some more!

#62 Carridine 10/12/2005 12:51AM PDT

Charles, I have a consultant friend who did some work for Sony America this year, and he was told quietly but directly that ChiComm hackers have stolen no less than FIVE complete movies from Sony, online…

We gotta develop tools, good capable tools, and quickly, Sir!

The ChiComm hackers are a part of a formal-but-undeclared WAR EFFORT against America.

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Thu, 13 Oct 2005 14:38:02 +0000

Gavman- how about this for the ball thingy. Nothing say no, like a No symbol!

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Thu, 13 Oct 2005 14:35:51 +0000

Oh, shit, I hope Happy Temple doesn’t screw up his Lo Mein next time, then it’s Lizardoid hit squad. Seriously he has one of these every week! Who gives a crap???

I didn’t have the guts to read the “oh Chaz, let me stroke you, I’m so sorry about your wittle server. Wet mommy make boo-boo go bye bye” comments. In the hundred.

By: optimus prime

optimus prime — Thu, 13 Oct 2005 14:18:39 +0000

Nothing beats zombies and robots. Especially those of the Asian persuasion. Why didn’t you include Voltron?

By: VKW

VKW — Thu, 13 Oct 2005 14:14:17 +0000

“(Tonight?s pirate ninja squid-monster swarm was extraordinary for its sheer volume.)”

Yeah, I hate it when they won’t turn down their stereos!

By: teh l4m3

teh l4m3 — Thu, 13 Oct 2005 13:38:19 +0000

What would the resultant offspring look like were Chaz to insert his Johnson into Ann’s Coulter? Inquiring geisha sea-monsters want to know!