This,

and this,

however, leave me wary of bringing drink to lips for fear of another laughing fit.

All you do is get pike conger and put coffee and baking soda on top of it before crushing it. That – putting those seasonings on top – is the secret. Crush the meat, then put it on top of some African lungfish eye. Put cream (at all grocery stores, make sure to get this fragile cream too) over top of it. Put it in the microwave for 90 seconds. You can add to it whatever you want. Some people put a layer of mathematical liver of blaspheming Jew on it and just eat it like that. I chop up raw milk, Swiss cheese and Muenster and put them on top, as well as sea snail heart. WARNING: You will never be able to order pike conger at a restaurant or bar ever again, as they simply won’t measure up to the ones you can make at home.

Mikey nails it again, and the whole hanging onto fatarse Limbaugh (!) just sums up there irrelevancy. Any sane party would have ditched him asap.

We European scum can’t really do Tex-Mex properly, but we don’t really need to, as we have better alternatives, Turkish/Middle East in mainland Europe and Indian in the UK, kicks the ass of Tex-Mex any day.

Not so much the shitting outdoors.

Will the camps have righteous latrines?

‘Cause then I’m in…

mikey

Quit while you’re ahead. And remind me to tell you sometime about all the myriad reasons why I quit being a conservative, and why life is actually much better now.

ALG Calls on House to Reject Senate Changes to National Service Bill

“The Senate has voted to gut taxpayer protections in the GIVE Act that would have prohibited lobbyists, political organizations, for-profits and labor groups from taking money under the program,” Wilson warned. “And now only the House can put a stop to it by voting to reject the Senate’s amendments.”
http://www.getliberty.org/content.asp?pl=10&sl=5&contentid=165

Thank Jeebus they’re on the case! Somebody tell Glen Beck before it’s too late and all of our precious bodily fluids are drained completely!1!1!1!

Oh, wait, it doesn’t say anything about mandatory youth service…I’m confused. These are not the talking points I was given yesterday. Damn it….

Funny, that’s just what I said about Jews in Germany, too!

Believing that the only thing needed to keep most people from having “a strong antipathy toward conservatives” is losing your neckties qualifies as epic folly right up there with “Madam, God himself could not sink this ship!” For bonus lulz, consider that folks like Dandy Andy are the BRAINS of the mighty Gooper Machine … it’s like a Mack truck with a full load of concrete being powered by a dozen hamsters, but funnier.

Put down the hooch & get a haircut & a job, “Dude” – an audience that size isn’t going to keep your belly full once the pretzel-bowl is empty.

Dimbart is skipping the necessary prelude to good bloviating – a little thing I like to call “thinking.”

Be still my heart. Do you mean, by that, “it’s too piercin’, man. Too piercin,’” then D00d.

mikeyy

From the NYT.

The economists, Craig Garthwaite and Timothy Moore of the University of Maryland, College Park, contend that Ms. Winfrey’s endorsement of Barack Obama last year gave him a boost of about one million votes in the primaries and caucuses. Their conclusions were based partly on a county-by-county analysis of subscriptions to O: The Oprah Magazine and sales figures for books that were included in her book club.

Those data points were cross-referenced with the votes cast for Mr. Obama in various polling precincts. The results showed a correlation between magazine sales and the vote share obtained by Mr. Obama, and extrapolated an effect of 1,015,559 votes.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

It’s sweet because BrightButtBlart knows he’s been outdone, outclassed, outthunk, outmaneuvered, outpoliticked, outstrategerated and generally out of the water blown been by people more popular, smarter, better organized, more effective than he. And it galls the fuck out of him.

BWAHAHAWAHAHA

I was on a deployment once and I let some people talk me into doing shots of Jäger at the Club. I think I crawled back to my room on my lips that night.

But when you hunker down in a village with people who actually welcome you and want to have a party just because you’re fucking THERE, and they break out some of the local libation, well, here’s the thing. It’s gonna taste like gasoline and kick like an ill-tempered mule. And that’s a GOOD thing. You’re gonna get nine ways from fucked up, so you better be prepared to be honest, ’cause they’re gonna figure out real quick the bullshit you brought in your ruck.

That whole truth serum deal is a part of what the whole ritual is about..

mikey