Comments on: Jai Schmo

By: "Oh Stewardess, I Speak 'Nut"

"Oh Stewardess, I Speak 'Nut" — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 01:39:24 +0000

“I’ll give it another whack later.” – El Pantolodo.

Truer words ne’er spoken.

By: g

Sat, 28 Mar 2009 00:32:48 +0000

that it’s proof of plagiarism and lord knows what else.

It doesn’t take the lord to recognize stupid.

By: M. Bouffant

M. Bouffant — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 23:21:56 +0000

What Thin Gruel [Jonah Goldberg]
Okay, so my syndicated column went up at Townhall today. As I mentioned earlier, they messed up and put it under Kathryn’s byline. Her actual column is up over there as well. It’s annoying, but such glitches happen. But apparently some leftwing blogs think this is the most hilarious revelation imaginable. I’m being pelted with really stupid and juvenile email from people who think this is some sort of major scandal, that it’s proof of plagiarism and lord knows what else. I mean, is this the best leftwing blogs have? Misprinted bylines? I knew having Bush gone would be rough for that crowd. But this is really sad.

J-NRO has sad & funny backward.

By: M. Bouffant

M. Bouffant — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 23:08:25 +0000

take some meth with his methadone regimen

That’s called balance. Just keeps one on an even keel.

By: kamper

kamper — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 22:34:10 +0000

Imagine how much funnier The Onion would be if every story began with, “Okay, this is a funny story.”

By: justme

justme — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 22:22:23 +0000

where Jonah doing blow is just pathetic.

A sweaty, twitchy Pantload who finds the sound of his own voice even more fascinating than usual sounds to me like something Dante dare not even imagine.

By: g

Fri, 27 Mar 2009 22:21:04 +0000

Seriously, is that Snuggie story a joke or real?

By: g

Fri, 27 Mar 2009 22:20:26 +0000

Joe the Plumber agrees to have his picture taken?

Who’d have believed it?

By: Loneoak

Loneoak — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 22:09:54 +0000

Oh fuck, S,N! couldn't even make this shit up: Politico writes a story about conservatives acting as if it's wittily funny to don the Snuggie.

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 22:02:59 +0000

I’m pretty the appearance of the Jo-Lo is a sign of Pretribulation.

PTS makes me SUCH a cranky-pants.

By: g

Fri, 27 Mar 2009 22:02:47 +0000

You know, going down this path is dangerous.

By: Loneoak

Loneoak — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 21:59:28 +0000

I was at my barber today when some old junkie friend of hers wandered in to tell her that his lips were on fire. She said he likes to take some meth with his methadone regimen. Given the whole lips on fire thing, I suggest everyone avoids that combination.

I bet Jonah’s preferred poison is amyl nitrite and rough group sex with some Young Republican club.

By: nationalplumbingcodehandbook

nationalplumbingcodehandbook — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 21:57:13 +0000

Oh, no…

Revelations 1:11–3:22, the first vision: “one like unto the Son of man, clothed with a garment down to the foot, and girt about the paps with a golden girdle”, speaking with “a great voice, as of a trumpet”…

I’m pretty the appearance of the Jo-Lo is a sign of Pretribulation. (Has anyone checked to see if Tim LaHaye and Hal Lindsey are sharing one body?)

The second vision is “a door … opened in the sky”. I think that refers to Aristophanes’s underwear photo.

We are so fucked.

By: cur

cur — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 21:23:04 +0000

So this has no bearing with anything on this post, and forgive me if you have already seen this, but:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/assholes-wearing-snuggies

That is all, as you were.

cur

By: John D.

John D. — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 21:22:56 +0000

For me, Jonah always brings to mind that comment Bill Hicks once made about Rush Limbaugh, i.e. that he seemed to be the kind of guy who’d enjoy being urinated on.

By: mikey

mikey — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 21:15:26 +0000

I dunno. Cocaine can actually have a kind of an anger-moderating effect on people. Personally, I’d be much more terrified of The Malkin Thing two thirds of the way through a bottle of vodka.

Of course, you wouldn’t wanna be in the neighborhood at 4:30AM when she ran OUT of blow.

Yeeessshhhh.

That would be pretty ugly…

mikey

By: Tommmcatt

Tommmcatt — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 21:10:01 +0000

Michelle Malkin would literally chew through drywall on cocaine. She’d probably end up eating her own left arm.

By: actor212

actor212 — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 20:56:04 +0000

only this time with Lucianne Goldberg standing in for my dad.

Could be worse. You could be envisioning an actual woman impersonating your dad.

By: actor212

actor212 — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 20:55:14 +0000

PeeJ,

I was thinking more that she nuked them as she got ready to go out and find some tender young necks to nibble.

By: Froley

Froley — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 20:49:51 +0000

True story: one night back when I was in high school my friends and I brought several girls over to my house. We were trying to be quiet but still ended up waking up my dad. He stumbled out into the middle of the room wearing only his tighty-whities. Twenty years later and that picture is still seared into my brain.

The reason I brought that story up is now I have in my mind that same image, only this time with Lucianne Goldberg standing in for my dad.