Comments on: It’s Just One Obamination After Another

By: Grondo

Grondo — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 07:05:18 +0000

John McCormack:

“So it seems that the Obama White House is using the Situation Room for meetings in a way no previous administration did.”

One might compare this to the following sentence:

So it seems that the Bush White House is using the Constitution for toilet paper in a way no previous administration did.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 02:58:45 +0000

Watermelongate!
This must be how waterms reproduce. Having elongated, they split into two.

By: jim

jim — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 01:07:05 +0000

Hmm … I’m really surprised someone like Pam Atlas hasn’t tried to tie Emanuel’s “RoomGate” to these guys yet, what with them being 60s radicals & all.

Get it? Get it? Situationists? Situation Room?

Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all nanosecond, try the beta decay!

By: LittlePig

LittlePig — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 22:33:44 +0000

Fact checking is beneath the dignity of these morons, apparently.

Facts, smacts…these outrage junkies know the true truths.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 22:25:34 +0000

Where else can one find another large and ready supply of kiwis to mash into a paste?
The Ship, Borough High Street, London, on a Friday night.

By: Lurkbot

Lurkbot — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 22:24:40 +0000

Why does this wingnut outrage surprise anyone? Remember between the election and the inauguration when they constantly complained about the Office of the President-Elect, which they screamed Obama had created “out of whole cloth?”

A moment on Google would have revealed that this office was created in 1963 for any incoming president who wanted to use it. Fact checking is beneath the dignity of these morons, apparently.

By: Another Kiwi

Another Kiwi — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 22:22:59 +0000

Bubba, the average shoe polishing person will not take the time to investigate the truth of the labeling. I think Kiwi Shoe Polish were gambling on the fact that most people cannot tell, even in taste tests, between worn out laying hens and Kiwis.
Of course those of us brought up with the damn things eating the cabbages in our parent’s gardens will know, oh yes we’ll know alright.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 22:11:27 +0000

Strangely enough Kiwi boot polish was not made in NZ!!!!!

I don’t understand. Where else can one find another large and ready supply of kiwis to mash into a paste?

By: Another Kiwi

Another Kiwi — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 22:08:53 +0000

Strangely enough Kiwi boot polish was not made in NZ!!!!! There may have been flightless bird copyright issues there.
I just hope that situations that happen in the situation room are situational enough. I’m not saying that they should be over situationalized or anything, but they should have have some situational components.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 22:03:34 +0000

tying the Coach’s desire

Oh do go on.

By: Smut "Comma Chameleon" Clyde

Smut "Comma Chameleon" Clyde — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 21:59:48 +0000

I still liked the image of the Cool Coach rolling on those plump smooth thighs, before rolling a pair of fishnet stockings over the top…

By: loves gates

loves gates — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 21:55:46 +0000

I love adding the gate suffix to controversy. I remember a couple years back, I was watching the 5 o’clock news and there was a story about some water authority offical taking kick backs or some shit. The controversy wasn’t the important part. The important part was the news lady referring to the scandal as “water-gate”. Goes to show that the 21-year old writer they got to come up with that shit has no idea why -gate is a suffix meaning scandal, just that it is. That was the only time that scandal was reffered to as watergate, but that it slipped out at all was pretty funny.

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 21:50:11 +0000

How mortifying: it was supposed to be “likes,” tying the Coach’s desire to “take that to the bank and smoke it” to the cigar description in “Something Wicked This Way Comes.”

By: M. Bouffant

M. Bouffant — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 21:33:24 +0000

Smut, I thought you would have meant this flightless bird.

By: ckc (not kc)

ckc (not kc) — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 21:29:21 +0000

(personally, I prefer the high-end deluxe Controversie)

By: Smut "Comma Chameleon" Clyde

Smut "Comma Chameleon" Clyde — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 21:28:50 +0000

Needs more commas:
The cool coach, like his hundies, rolled on the plump, smooth thighs of Cuban ladies.

By: ckc (not kc)

ckc (not kc) — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 21:26:15 +0000

You can’t have budget controversies in The Situation Room!

…what’s the current deal on budget controversies? 2-for-1? Buy now, don’t pay til 2011? Lots of yelling but nobody cares?

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 21:24:56 +0000

it would probably be freaky, like an oddball flightless bird that looks like a fruit or an evil parrot. Mock our flightless birds all you like, but at least they understand copyright laws.

By: Big Bad Bald Bastard

Big Bad Bald Bastard — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 21:10:15 +0000

The cool coach like his hundies rolled on the plump, smooth thighs of Cuban ladies. Judging from the context, I would have guessed they were something like these babies.

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 21:04:55 +0000

Well it is now. THANKS. You going to tell me how this great Lincoln biopic ends and ruin that for me too?

“Hundies” could also be Atilla’s unmentionables…