I’m child-free and sterilized. Are they going to force me to have a kid I don’t want? Because if so, I want my One Free Ghey Abortion ticket Obama promised me right now!

Looks more like a moth to me, Mr Breitbart.
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He should open an establishment that embraces the idea of shit. Not only does it allow patrons to freely shit in the restrooms, it wafts the scent tantalizingly through the establishment. The food should be plated to evoke piles of shit on a plate.

Jack Shit should open his restaurant next to a mortuary. Then he could call the restaurant Eat Shit and Die.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-OqKWXirsU

Sorry I’m late, but the shitty restaurant idea has been taken!

Golfclapworthy and more, N.C.! I wouldn’t have guessed the whole scheme like you did, but I did immediately recognize “Jack”‘s horrible punctuation. He can’t shake it off – it’s like a special infrared signature, or an unavoidable horrible smell.

Sorry. I spent an hour last night debunking, untangling and dis-confusing LDS stuff during a replay of “Big Love” until I was finally struck by a hurled Tivo remote and banished from the room. I guess the difference between RLDS and FLDS is that the latter is the subject of some white-slavery true crime narrative that’s burning up the charts at Amazon.com, while the former… isn’t. Bloody ignorant Protestant scumbags. It’s always Twilight just under my dangling nuts, ya tools.

Here’s a lovely article,

http://www.cnbc.com/id/27719011 (no linky. fywp)

from last November on just how much was being chucked into the sinkhole behind closed doors. (Seven+ trillion, and counting, from then.)

And from the same time period, one on the Fed telling Congress to go fuck a tree when asked where two trillion bucks went.

We are being robbed, and seemingly, nobody of any consequence gives a rat’s ass. Quite the contrary. Everybody seems to be falling all over themselves to help the turdwhistles out the door with their awful, awful burden that was once our treasury.

Fuckers.

I rather like drifty’s idea…

Well, diplomacy failed.

And sanctions failed.

Inspectors failed.

And regulatory systems failed.

This being the case, I believe according to the Bush Doctrine only one course of action remains open to us.

Regime change, baby! *

right.

Dig. The. Moat.

Doopdedoo, browsing the intarwebs… oh shit! Glenn Greenwald is hammering this too. Boom! Here he goes quoting another great bit from the same piece:

It might not bode well that Geithner, Obama’s Treasury secretary, is one of the architects of the Paulson bailouts; as chief of the New York Fed, he helped orchestrate the Goldman-friendly AIG bailout and the secretive Maiden Lane facilities used to funnel funds to the dying company.

Go go Geithner! Bad banks for all!

Same here.

Further, I try to be informed and what not, but my jaw was dropping when I read this section below. I had no idea this kind of “market engineering” was going on.

If you look at the weekly H4 reports going back to the summer of 2007, you start to notice something alarming. At the start of the credit crunch, around August of that year, you see the Fed buying a few more Repos than usual — $33 billion or so. By November, as private-bank reserves were dwindling to alarmingly low levels, the Fed started injecting even more cash than usual into the economy: $48 billion. By late December, the number was up to $58 billion; by the following March, around the time of the Bear Stearns rescue, the Repo number had jumped to $77 billion. In the week of May 1st, 2008, the number was $115 billion — “out of control now,” according to one congressional aide. For the rest of 2008, the numbers remained similarly in the stratosphere, the Fed pumping as much as $125 billion of these short-term loans into the economy — until suddenly, at the start of this year, the number drops to nothing. Zero.

The reason the number has dropped to nothing is that the Fed had simply stopped using relatively transparent devices like repurchase agreements to pump its money into the hands of private companies. By early 2009, a whole series of new government operations had been invented to inject cash into the economy, most all of them completely secretive and with names you’ve never heard of. There is the Term Auction Facility, the Term Securities Lending Facility, the Primary Dealer Credit Facility, the Commercial Paper Funding Facility and a monster called the Asset-Backed Commercial Paper Money Market Mutual Fund Liquidity Facility (boasting the chat-room horror-show acronym ABCPMMMFLF). For good measure, there’s also something called a Money Market Investor Funding Facility, plus three facilities called Maiden Lane I, II and III to aid bailout recipients like Bear Stearns and AIG.

While the rest of America, and most of Congress, have been bugging out about the $700 billion bailout program called TARP, all of these newly created organisms in the Federal Reserve zoo have quietly been pumping not billions but trillions of dollars into the hands of private companies (at least $3 trillion so far in loans, with as much as $5.7 trillion more in guarantees of private investments). Although this technically isn’t taxpayer money, it still affects taxpayers directly, because the activities of the Fed impact the economy as a whole. And this new, secretive activity by the Fed completely eclipses the TARP program in terms of its influence on the economy.

What happens if the recipients of these Fed loans and guarantees fail or are defrauded, etc…? Oh that’s right we’re only out a couple more trillion. Yeah. That’s 3 to 6 million million dollars of ‘secret’ money rolling around. Pretty much dwarfs the retention pay we taxpayers on the hook for.

(But remember, “deficits don’t matter” so this won’t be blamed on Obama.)