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Shorter Jim Hoft
ABOVE: Pam Geller (Atlas ) and Jim Hoft (Gateway Nitwit)
Wikipedia Scrubs Dear Leader’s Page Clean of Critical Entries
- Obama is just like Stalin and Mao because someone at Wikipedia is deleting from Obama’s entry any references to the true fact that Obama was born in Kenya and is ineligible to be President of the United States.
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™
Clem said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:02
Are those manacle earrings?
Righteous Bubba said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:05
Hey man, Stalin wins the election, Stalin’s gonna kick butt.
lobbey said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:07
Comparing Obama with Stalin & Mao, real classy, asshole.
lobbey said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:08
And he is still pushing those Iraqi Dinar scams, so 2004…..
AAbshier said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:08
On an unrelated note, hasn’t Pammycakes learned to not wear white undergarments with black clothing? Jeez.
El Tiburon said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:09
Little known fact: Stalin and Mao’s middle name?
Hussein.
Crazy, I know.
(To be fair, George W. Bush set a precedent as he was in no way qualified to be President.)
D.N. Nation said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:11
Um, no.
Loneoak said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:14
Fill in the wingnut blank:
Obama is just like [blank] because [someone who isn't Obama] is doing [blank].
“Obama is just like Goebbels because Mickey Kaus is doing goats.”
“Obama is just like unicorn princesses because K-Lo is eating Cheetos dipped in peanut butter.”
D.N. Nation said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:14
Also, has Gateway Pundit owned up for hyping Michelle Obama Tape II during the waning weeks of the campaign? I’m sure he has.
opie_jeanne said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:15
What happened to her nose??!!!
Ok, I’m shallow.
commie atheist said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:16
This Wikipedia page on Obama is full of controversial entries:
http://gd.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:17
Stalin’s gonna kick butt.
As I said before:
http://www.stalinvsmartians.com/en/
Snowwy said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:18
Is that Jonah on Hoft’s t-shirt? Certainly the slogan describes him…
Snowwy said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:19
Damnit! Taken in by a phop. Caught it just AFTER pressing “Submit”.
Dot said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:23
Why doesn’t that jackass just read the Conservapedia? http://www.conservapedia.com/Barack_Obama
commie atheist said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:23
Stalin+Mao+Hitler=Obama.
Zandar1 said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:25
Stalin and Mao, geez.
Don’t these idiots know that Obama is like Stalin, Mao, Hitler, Pol Pot and Lord Voldemort? He’s like the Captain Planet of Evil.
Gundamhead said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:25
Hey! He’s ripping off the “Dear Leader” thing we used with Bush. Get your own slur you lazy bastard.
Righteous Bubba said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:25
Send the ACORN shock troops to Hoft’s house immediately. Jennifer?
Scott said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:26
I don’t know why Hoft doesn’t mention other guaranteed-true controversies about Obama, including the Obama Death List, the Suspiciously-Black Helicopters, or the Obama Satanic Death Cult that kills millions of innocent cheerleaders every year.
Righteous Bubba said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:27
I question “millions”. Innocent cheerleaders are in short supply.
g said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:27
Oh, man, her eyes are creepy!
commie atheist said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:28
Barack Hussein Obama II (allegedly[1][2][3] born in Honolulu Aug. 4, 1961)…
Obama used his Muslim middle name when sworn in as President,[7][8] and chose not to use the Bible for his real, private oath. Elected by claiming he’s a Christian, Obama has since avoided attending church on Christmas and Sundays.[9]…
Obama refers to America in the third person, as a foreigner would…
To announce his trip to Berlin in July 2008, Obama used posters which show a marked similarity to posters of Lenin.[14] During Obama’s youth in Hawaii, he developed a strong, almost Father/Son relationship with Frank Marshall Davis, a known Communist…
President Obama is the first person having ties to a known former terrorist to gain control over America’s nuclear weapons.[16][17] Author and blogger Jack Cashill requisitioned a comparison of the writing style of Bill Ayers’ 2001 memoir, Fugitive Days, with Barack Obama’s earlier 1995 book, Dreams From My Father, and came to the conclusion that Ayres may have ghostwritten Dreams…
Conservapedia, serving homeschooled American youth since 2006.
Marco said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:28
President Obama speed-walks everywhere and is afraid of toilets.
g said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:29
Does it include the fact that he’s Malcolm X’s love-child?
g said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:30
Obama refers to America in the third person, as a foreigner would…
“Stand beside her, and guide her, ….”
Oops! Caught red-handed.
Brian X said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:31
Two things:
First, of course Wikipedia editors are going to scrub the “eligibility” stuff. Because it’s a goddamned fantasy. Because of undue weight concerns. Because it’s… unverifiable.
Second: would it kill Pammycakes to back off the tanning booth for a while? Between that and the botox, she just looks scary. (Then again, maybe she’s one of those people who are really, really paranoid about appearances. It’s not like she’s all that bright.)
g said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:32
Jack Cashill requisitioned a comparison of the writing style of Bill Ayers’ 2001 memoir, Fugitive Days, with Barack Obama’s earlier 1995 book, Dreams From My Father, and came to the conclusion that Ayres may have ghostwritten Dreams…
Suspiciously similar use of words such as “a”, “and” and “the.”
Gary Ruppert said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:32
Rarely is the question asked, “Does anyone in the Obama family have silicone tits?”
commie atheist said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:35
Does it include the fact that he’s Malcolm X’s love-child?
No, but it provides convincing proof that Obama “is likely the first Muslim President:”
Obama has chosen the Secret Service code name “Renegade”. “Renegade” conventionally describes someone who goes against normal conventions of behavior, but its first usage was to describe someone who has turned from their religion. It is a word derived from the Spanish renegado, meaning “Christian turned Muslim.”
itwasntme said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:36
Her eyebrows look like they are going to attack all by themselves. Her whole face shrieks. Her boobs advance, pointed for battle. Her elbows are sharp. She has attained some sort of complete wholeness that you have to gape at in awe. I’m sure she’s had the teeth in her vagina sharpened, too.
The Cool Coach is GOING GALT! said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:36
Greetings from Great Galt’s Gulch, loony libs! It’s me, the Cool Coach, taking myself out of the Obummer grid and leaving you silly socialists in my dust! Just call it Coach Urban Meyer Shrugged, baby! Badoodle-boo-yeah!
I’ve already attended two Pajamas Tea Parties and am on my way to a third now that I’ve taken myself off the Obummer grid! We’re having a grand old time at these Tea Parties, even though the wacky mainstream moron media refuses to cover us. Well cover THIS, loony libs: 2012 and the Great Galt Uprising are soon upon us, complete with a victory for BOSS BOBBY JINDAL, fresh off of WOWING the nation after Obummer’s Sillytimulus Speech! Urban out.
Grace Nearing said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:36
Does it include the fact that he’s Malcolm X’s love-child?
As much as some nutters must love the Malcolm X’s love child fantasy, it has the unfortunate drawback of giving Obama two American parents and thus deprives Dr. Orly the Dentist-cum-Natural-Born-Citizen-Determinator some prime space in the spotlight.
Sad, really, when wingnut conspiracies cancel out each other.
commie atheist said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:37
Second: would it kill Pammycakes to back off the tanning booth for a while?
It’s heightened by the fact that she’s standing next to an albino.
Question for the Liberals **TROLL** said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:40
Hw s ths n dffrnt frm th Fr Lft cmprng Bsh t Htlr?
Ask a Stupid Question said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:42
No feedy you.
Dr. BDH said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:44
Good to see the wingnut brainwashing has moved from “wash” to “rinse.” Let me know when they get to “spin cycle.”
Willy said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:45
Everyone knows Obama is part of the Evil League of Evil
TrollKiller3000 **TROLL FEEDER** said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:45
Question for the Liberals, AKA Troofy or RedStater or whoever:
I have answered your question, in full, on this thread. You’ll have to read the entire thing to find my answer. Take your time, please.
Fozzetti said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:46
Pam looks like a Klingon woman. I once did a photoshop enhancing her “forehead” to prove/demonstrate she is Kllingon, and not one of the sexy ones either. Can’t find it now, sigh.
Paul T Lazaro said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:46
You can’t spell OBAMA without a MAO.
Snowwy said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:47
Fozzetti,
Don’t you be out here dissing people’s kinks, now. Some people find Klingons attractive.
stryx said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:48
As time passes, Pammy’s tops get more revealing.
At some point we will pass the Geller Breast Singularity, where the whole of reality will be consumed by Pam’s naked synthetic tits.
I’m calling late October 2010.
Righteous Bubba said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:50
That’s Ms. Gellar if you’re nasty!
nick said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:52
I didn’t know that Gary Busey was the love child of Gateway pundit and Pammycakes! Jeez, you would think these things would get more exposure. Like Pam’s … viewpoints.
Ernest Tee said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:52
Oh my, poor Pammy looks like she has drug issues. I’m not saying she has them, she just looks like a junkie.
Willy said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:53
You mean the cereal, OBA-MAOs, with little marshmallow Maos and BHOs in every box? It’s what socialists eat for breakfast.
Oregon Guy said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:54
I think Mr. Gateway Pundit neglected to use the term “Islamic Terror Hitler,” which is crucial to his point.
calhound said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:55
Quit making pejorative references to home schooling. My dog was home schooled.
tigrismus said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:57
Her boobs are several inches below where I’d expect them to be. I guess when the weather warms they’ll migrate back north.
tigrismus said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:59
You mean the cereal, OBA-MAOs, with little marshmallow Maos and BHOs in every box?
The Little Red Box!
Willy said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:59
don’t them things get stretchy when they’re warm?
Touchstone said,
March 9, 2009 at 19:59
What I have learned at Sadly, No: Republican women have big knobs, while Republican men simply are big knobs.
Sirius Lunacy said,
March 9, 2009 at 20:01
Sad, really, when wingnut conspiracies cancel out each other.
Kind of like a Muslim having a crazy America hating Christian pastor.
Paul T Lazaro said,
March 9, 2009 at 20:02
“OBA-MAOs : It’s aborted fetus toes and ground-up rich people that makes ‘m crunchy!”
Another Kiwi said,
March 9, 2009 at 20:06
I’m only guessing, not going to check, because it is breakfast time here and I don’t want to hurl on the keyboard, but I’d say that Conservapedia would have no such interference from the socialist overlords.
Upgreyedd said,
March 9, 2009 at 20:11
Creepy…She looks like a (slightly) younger Endora.
Sirius Lunacy said,
March 9, 2009 at 20:12
“OBA-MAOs : It’s aborted fetus toes and ground-up rich people that makes ‘m crunchy!”
And a surprise in every box. A check of redistributed ground-up rich people wealth!
Bigby said,
March 9, 2009 at 20:13
Question for fans of SEC football…does the actual, real life guy Urban Meyer really talk like that? No, not the wingnuttery, the “Ned Flanders meets Larry the Cable Guy on Meth” thing.
Loneoak said,
March 9, 2009 at 20:14
You mean the cereal, OBA-MAOs, with little marshmallow Maos and BHOs in every box?
The Little Red Box!
Now with extra hallal frosting!
Lesley said,
March 9, 2009 at 20:15
Pray it is so
mat said,
March 9, 2009 at 20:17
Methinks the wingnits are terrified if Obama succeeds as gloriously as GW Bush failed. If Obama succeeds even a little, it would not only condemn their insane right-wing/libertarian political ideology and Chicago School economic theories to the bottomless pit of history, it would also mean their lives have been epic failures–well, at the least intellectually. Which of course we know to be true already. Part of being a wingnut, however, is the complete lack of self-criticism that comes along with being a real intellectual and person of reason.
Therefore, boy, oh, boy do they want him to fail!
Doug Watts said,
March 9, 2009 at 20:17
Why is Edgar Winter standing next to Pammycakes?
His Grace said,
March 9, 2009 at 20:18
Sad, really, when wingnut conspiracies cancel out each other.
You’d think so, but all wingnut Conspiracy’s occupy form a sort of quantum super-position of insanity. It’s impossible for any one crazy theory to cancel one other out. Instead it just means that all other theories are just displaced by the new theory and have to be adapted. See if he’s Malcolm X’s love child THEN he still is constitutionally ineligible because he moved to Indonesia and holds an Indonesian passport because he travelled to Pakistan in 1981, probably (though we can’t be sure since his Occidental College records are sealed) to sell Osama bin Laden the plans for the twin towers. And IF that turns out to be false, it doesn’t matter because a dentist with an online law degree and a professional poker player will explain how the founding fathers only intended people who were born to two parents who both didn’t hate America are natural born citizens per the constitution. IF that gets rejected by the obot Supreme Court, then it’s probably likely that Stanley Ann Dunham gave birth to Malcolm XI in Kenya to obscure his evil parentage, but Mohamed Hussein Stalin Hitler Mao Lex Luthor Creed XI’s father insisted that the newborn Antichrist be able to run for President so they faked an American birth. We can’t be sure until all of Obama’s records are handed over to any random critics that inhabit the interweb, otherwise he must be removed from office for failing to prove his own eligibility.
noen said,
March 9, 2009 at 20:19
One of Hoft’s commentors:
zomg!! Obama is a Cylon!
mat said,
March 9, 2009 at 20:21
Is it me, or does Pammycakes look like those lizardlike aliens from the 80s TV show V?
Righteous Bubba said,
March 9, 2009 at 20:23
Imagine no footprint stamping into your face forever.
commie atheist said,
March 9, 2009 at 20:27
He has no footprint.
That’s because Jesus was carrying him.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Footprints_(poem)
lobbey said,
March 9, 2009 at 20:29
While Im not going to get into the ‘pammy looking rough’ shkit (although she does look a bit rough, but hangover rough, I’d say), old Gatewaypundit (where tf do they get the names) needs a fair bit of work too. The look on his face is like a startled rabbit, eyes focussing on the middle distance, looking for an escape from this overtanned mad woman that has just jumped him. Personnally, I’d be running from the door,but all the wingnut bloggers are attention whores……
noen said,
March 9, 2009 at 20:29
I was walking along the beach with Obama…
commie atheist said,
March 9, 2009 at 20:29
Her boobs are several inches below where I’d expect them to be. I guess when the weather warms they’ll migrate back north.
I reckon they’ll be stuck in the south 40 from now on.
Lesley said,
March 9, 2009 at 20:37
Geller’s face is shiny because it’s being plasticized by Restylane, botox and face lifts. Soon she’ll have an inanimate mask like Joan Rivers.
Gary Ruppert said,
March 9, 2009 at 20:39
The fact is, the niggers, spics and homos are ruining this country. America was great before the 1960s when the niggers were segregated, the spics were kept out of our country and the homos were beaten down if they dare spoke openly of their perversion. America the beautiful, O’ how I mourn for thee.
Judas Peckerwood said,
March 9, 2009 at 20:41
Christ, look at the pair of them — they absolutely radiate that “most awful restaurant patrons in the universe” vibe. Anyone who’s ever waited tables knows what I’m talking about.
Ahistoricality said,
March 9, 2009 at 20:42
Wikipedia actually created a whole page for the “not a citizen/not valid president” crap: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama_citizenship_conspiracy_theories. Reality…
Galactic Dustbin said,
March 9, 2009 at 20:48
Obama has lived for 48 years without leaving any documentation, no records, no paper trail, nothing. He has no footprint.
OH if only there was a device that would allow you to search for documents! It could be a small box that fits on your desktop and allow you to search the wide world for information and documents. Why hasnt someone invented something like that?!?
Gary Ruppert said,
March 9, 2009 at 20:51
The fact is, anti-personel landmines should be deployed along the southern border. Then lets see the beaners try and sneak into our country. The little fuckers will be blown to Kingdom Come.
Watchmen RULZ!!!
DP said,
March 9, 2009 at 20:53
But he doesn’t eat cats. Alf ate cats.
/”30 Rock” refs
tigrismus said,
March 9, 2009 at 20:53
O Gary my Gary, how can I miss you if you won’t go Galt?
PeeJ (now 100% blart free) said,
March 9, 2009 at 20:57
All your wikis are belong to us!
stryx said,
March 9, 2009 at 20:57
Exploiting the Ruppert firewall exemption.
That’s just low.
The Looney Left **TROLL** said,
March 9, 2009 at 20:57
W lvd cmprng Bsh t Htlr.
tigrismus said,
March 9, 2009 at 21:01
Hey, looks like there’s some disemvowelling going on! Awesome.
commie atheist said,
March 9, 2009 at 21:02
I’d like to buy a bowel.
Doug Watts said,
March 9, 2009 at 21:03
John Boehner = Pammycakes
eek.
Spics, niggers and homos said,
March 9, 2009 at 21:04
Fexxed.
MzNicky said,
March 9, 2009 at 21:09
Judas Peckerwood: Although I’ve never waited tables, I think your description is perfect.
Gary Ruppert said,
March 9, 2009 at 21:11
I’m getting to it. Give me a minute.
Appeasement **TROLL** said,
March 9, 2009 at 21:12
Lks lk bm blvs n m.
http://www.cnn.cm//PLTCS///bm.tlbn/ndx.html?rf=rss_tpstrs
commie atheist said,
March 9, 2009 at 21:15
Sir Allen of Stanford hired a mathlete to be his CIO:
The 35-year old, who ranked as one of America’s most senior women in the money management industry, got her start in a position that paid about $1 million a year through a connection made at church.
At a church in her hometown of Baldwyn, Mississippi — population 3,300 — Pendergest-Holt met her mentor, Stanford’s chief lieutenant Jim Davis, as a teenager. He recruited her to work at Stanford in 1997 after she earned math degrees from Mississippi University for Women and Mississippi State University…
In a deposition with SEC lawyers, Pendergest-Holt lists her duties as overseeing about 20 research analysts, helping to produce the Stanford investment model, and editing newsletters published by the research group.
But under intense quizzing from regulators, court documents show that Pendergest-Holt was unable to answer questions about where the firm’s assets were allocated, Allen Stanford’s role in certain businesses and her position on the investment committee of Stanford’s Antigua bank.
In one instance the regulators asked her about her role in preparing the Stanford International Bank quarterly report. She replied it was her job to edit the report, checking the report’s pie charts “to make sure they equal 100.”
http://www.reuters.com/article/reutersEdge/idUSTRE5282YF20090309
Smut "Pangolin-forehead" Clyde said,
March 9, 2009 at 21:15
Some people find Klingons attractive.
What Snowwy said.
I’d like to buy a jowl.
OB-GYN Kenobi said,
March 9, 2009 at 21:16
without leaving any documentation, no records, no paper trail, nothing.
Mr. Cheney? Sir? The shredder broke down again.
commie atheist said,
March 9, 2009 at 21:19
Cage Match: Not-Joe the Not-Plumber vs. The Real Michael Steele!!!1!1!1!
That sentiment was expressed most bluntly by Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher, also known as “Joe the Plumber.” He called on conservatives to be persistent and warned of a “long road ahead” with four years of Obama and a Republican Party that he said lacks leadership and direction.
“Unfortunately we have a chairman up there who wants to redefine conservatism; he wants to make it hip hop, put it in a new package and sell it,” Wurzelbacher said, knocking Republican Party Chairman Michael Steele, whose recent statements, including a dismissive comment about talk show host Rush Limbaugh that he’s since apologized for, have drawn the ire of some conservatives.
“You can’t sell principles; either you have them or you don’t,” Wurzelbacher said to applause from most of the 800 in attendance.
“‘We the people’ have to stand up and get busy,” said Wurzelbacher. “American citizens need to be their own lobbyists.”
http://www.wispolitics.com/index.iml?Article=151455
No to Appeasement said,
March 9, 2009 at 21:21
JtP would make a great RNC Chair.
etaoin shrdlu said,
March 9, 2009 at 21:21
Lks lk bm blvs n m.
Fck y, mthrfckr.
Righteous Bubba said,
March 9, 2009 at 21:23
The book tour is a data point in favour of this view.
actor212 said,
March 9, 2009 at 21:25
Isn’t, like, the founder of Wikipedia some conservocraptacular artist who was dating that stalker chick from FReeper.com?
etaoin shrdlu said,
March 9, 2009 at 21:26
The book tour is a data point in favour of this view.
Joe the Plumber: Fighting for the American Dream
Amazon.com Sales Rank: #185,640 in Books
Uncle Mike said,
March 9, 2009 at 21:26
Oh my god, she’s the Other Mother from “Coraline!!”
Troofie said,
March 9, 2009 at 21:27
I’m getting pwn3d!
commie atheist said,
March 9, 2009 at 21:27
General J.C. Christian reviews Not-Joe the Not-Plumber:
RINO spinmeisters, aided and abetted by the liberal media, have promoted Joe the Plumber as being an everyman, the archetypical “average American.” This book shatters that image.
Joe the Plumber is not the “average American.” He’s the “average conservative,” and I thank God for that.
Last year, the “average American” elected an Harvard educated constitutional law professor to the presidency. Average conservatives knew better. They rallied behind Joe the Plumber and Sarah Palin, people like ourselves; people I proudly call “mediocre Americans.”
And that’s why Joe is still so immensely popular. He’s angry, vicious, ignorant, and intellectually incurious. He’s one of us, and like us, he didn’t learn about public policy and international relations at a university or from books or journals; he learned everything he needed to know by tuning into Rush, Hannity, Savage, and Ingraham.
This is a great book, one every true conservative should buy, and more importantly, read. Yes, I know that sounds like a tall order, but it’s an easy read. Joe uses one and two syllable words (many of them, written forms of various grunts) almost exclusively. If I have one complaint, it’s that the publisher, Pearlgate, printed it in ink rather than crayon like the original manuscript. Other than that, I think it truly is the perfect book for the average conservative.
http://www.amazon.com/review/RRKV0ADMBILR5/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm
Drgn-Kng Wngchck said,
March 9, 2009 at 21:28
dsmvwl ths MF’rs
PNS.
The Authentic Truth Before His Dishonor said,
March 9, 2009 at 21:31
Didn’t The Truth make a huge post declaring, after he’d finally crossed so many moral lines that even a comedy blog was having to censor his posts, that he’d come to an agreement to stop being a compulsive and obsessive racist asshole, and he’d post under one name only, because he was so desperate to post here again? And look! Now he’s running under different names again, and once more being an asshole, so his posts are being messed with again! Gosh, who would have guessed that The Truth/The Authentic/White Night/The Man With A Thousand Names But No Life would last about a week before proving himself a liar yet again! Bet he’s perma-banned from Wikipedia like the subject of this thread too (which like every other thread he posts on, he’s paying no attention to the subject but only his own inner demons). So let’s just go with that old classic again; Bookmark this liberals!
J— said,
March 9, 2009 at 21:32
Guess who I voted for.
PeeJ said,
March 9, 2009 at 21:34
This got me in the mood to pop over to see what conservapedia has to say about it. I noticed that at the top it sez he was born in Honolulu. Hmm.
Anyway, I skimmed through and the following caught my eye.
Mind control. Really. I swear I’m not making this up.
Righteous Bubba said,
March 9, 2009 at 21:36
[Swings watch] Yes you are. Yes you are.
J— said,
March 9, 2009 at 21:44
This is why Jabba the Hutt should be the leader of the GOP. Those Jedi mind tricks don’t work on him.
Mitt Romney said,
March 9, 2009 at 21:45
Yo yo yo Sadly No you know what the Mittster’s dishin, it’s wishin on the USA, that’s what what if ya feels me give me a Mitt YEAAAAA-YUHHHHH
You see, Obama wants the Street to fail, it’ll be the final nail in the coffin, he hopes to be offin freedom and liberty for you and me, easy as 1-2-3, ya see, now don’t you pout, who let the dogs out?, it was Mitt all along, why I’m singin this song GIVE ME A MITT YEAAAAAH-YUHHHHHHH
tigrismus said,
March 9, 2009 at 21:46
Yeah, but only because he’s mostly deaf because of the Oxycontin abuse.
Dribbling Bull Limpet said,
March 9, 2009 at 21:48
Mind control? Wish the Big O would beam a little bladder control my way while he’s at it.
Righteous Bubba said,
March 9, 2009 at 21:48
Jabba is a successful businessman who does not want to be held back by government red tape when he feeds his rancor.
Smut Clyde said,
March 9, 2009 at 21:51
The Association of American Physicians and Surgeons observed that Obama uses techniques of mind control in his speeches and campaign symbols.
To be fair, the AAPS has indeed made that claim.
I don’t know what Conservapedia say about the AAPS, but Wikipedia is amusing on the topic.
W. Kiernan said,
March 9, 2009 at 21:52
As I posted over there at “Gateway Pundit,” just you try editing George W. Bush’s Wikipedia page, and get back with us. Wikipedia locks down lots of entry, because vandals mess with them non-stop unless they do.
stryx said,
March 9, 2009 at 21:52
Obama keeps calling me and asking me to play Solitare.
I hate it when he does that shit.
seppuku said,
March 9, 2009 at 21:53
I can automatically disemvowel myself.
Smut Clyde said,
March 9, 2009 at 21:53
when he feeds his rancor.
What do rancors eat? I would hate it if my pet rancor died.
OB-GYN Kenobi said,
March 9, 2009 at 21:55
who let the dogs out?
Well. Mitt, it wasn’t you.
Did you ever get the dogshit stain off the station wagon?
biff diggerence said,
March 9, 2009 at 21:56
Good Christ, these two aren’t reproducing, are they?
Pam Atlas's Fabulous Rack said,
March 9, 2009 at 21:58
The old leather bag I’m hangin’ off might go Galt, but I never will, boys.
Enjoy.
Smut Clyde said,
March 9, 2009 at 22:00
Her boobs are several inches below where I’d expect them to be.
Cunning MIND CONTROL subliminal advertising sponsored by the Combined Ski-Slope Council of Aspen.
seppuku said,
March 9, 2009 at 22:00
Pet rancors can give you worms, same as badgers. So… care in handling is needed.
stryx said,
March 9, 2009 at 22:02
Good Christ, these two aren’t reproducing, are they?
That’s that look he’s got!
“What was I thinking? I was so drunk, but still! And now she thinks we’re a couple! Shit, and her ex is some kind of gangster who’ll probably want to kill me just to piss her off! OK, I’ll do her one more time but THAT”S IT!”
PeeJ said,
March 9, 2009 at 22:02
Meanwhile, via WaPo,
DAMN YOU Vermonters! Time to fire up the troops here in the PacNW. We can’t let ourselves be out-atheisted by a bunch of effete maple syrup glugging, Birkenstock wearing, arugula munching Vermonters!
noen said,
March 9, 2009 at 22:02
So can WordPress – FYWP.
Righteous Bubba said,
March 9, 2009 at 22:04
The guys from the Nazi planet. Or maybe it was the ancient Greek planet?
noen said,
March 9, 2009 at 22:05
Weren’t the PaulTards going to turn Vermont into a Libertarian Utopia? How’d that work out for them? Oh….
tigrismus said,
March 9, 2009 at 22:09
Northern New England has surpassed the Pacific Northwest as the least religious section of the country; 34 percent of Vermont residents say they have “no religion.”
*shakes booty* Our Portland is less religious than your Portland! w00t!
tigrismus said,
March 9, 2009 at 22:09
I.e. we’re the athiest!
actor212 said,
March 9, 2009 at 22:11
Our Portland is less religious than your Portland! w00t!
Well, that ought to cement things.
commie atheist said,
March 9, 2009 at 22:14
The Association of American Physicians and Surgeons observed that Obama uses techniques of mind control in his speeches and campaign symbols.
I’m reserving judgement until the American Milk Solids Council weighs in on this issue.
islmfaoscist said,
March 9, 2009 at 22:14
The best part of Gateway Pundit’s blog, aside from the post cheerleading for more stonings, is the cute photo of Former Dear Leader forcing an evil feminazi girl to smell his armpit. Those were the good old days, you’ll never see President Obama showing such grit and determination.
Smut Clyde said,
March 9, 2009 at 22:15
34.7% in NZ, according to the 2006 census.
[Swings
bootywatch on chain.]Smut Clyde said,
March 9, 2009 at 22:16
We’re elitests!
Lawnguylander said,
March 9, 2009 at 22:17
PWM pwns PDX.
Also, yay Tintin!
g said,
March 9, 2009 at 22:18
You know, it’s really worth it to me that J t P is still in the news, because everytime I read the word “Wurzelbacher” it makes me giggle.
Smut Clyde said,
March 9, 2009 at 22:20
They have left out the Fuckbum.
Arky4That1 said,
March 9, 2009 at 22:27
Speaking of fantastic plastic today is Barbie’s birthday.
What? Doesn’t everyone know that?
Rightwingsnarkle said,
March 9, 2009 at 22:30
Stalin+Mao+Hitler=Obama.
Wrong!
(Stalin + Mao) * 6(Hitler/Pol Pot)
——————————————– = Obama
Malcom X + 2(Farrakhan)
Your math is way off. You missed a despot, and you keep forgetting to divide by the black guys. C’mon, how many times do I have to say it? Apply yourself.
Righteous Bubba said,
March 9, 2009 at 22:31
Making her kiss Ken is getting kinda gross.
Stag Party Palin said,
March 9, 2009 at 22:33
Damn, she looks like she just flew out of the Ark. I’d turn away, but I want to watch the Gateway Albino turn to goo.
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
March 9, 2009 at 22:39
Your math is way off. You missed a despot, and you keep forgetting to divide by the black guys. C’mon, how many times do I have to say it? Apply yourself.
RWS, you forgot to factor in the “Mugabe” constant.
M. Bouffant said,
March 9, 2009 at 22:40
I see what you did inside the parentheses after “Pam Geller” in the caption, M. Tintin.
It is to larff.
MzNicky said,
March 9, 2009 at 22:47
Huh. Atlas “SHRIEKS” blinky-blinks in Firefox but not in Safari.
Tommmcatt said,
March 9, 2009 at 22:54
Oooh, what is the tag for blinking on and off like that? Cool.
MzNicky said,
March 9, 2009 at 22:54
Plus: Why does Safari suck so much more than Firefox? It’s slowwwwwer. And I always have to re-enlarge the S,N and my home pages in Safari, whereas Firefox remembers to keep it enlarged just the way I like it. On the other hand, when I click a link then click back to S,N Safari thoughtfully returns me to the point from whence I journeyed, whereas Firefox unceremoniously dumps me back at the top of the thread. What to do, what to do? I wonder if someone might suggest something.
bdad said,
March 9, 2009 at 22:57
andrew sullivan comments on conservatism and abortion:
Righteous Bubba said,
March 9, 2009 at 22:57
Don’t use Safari.
Righteous Bubba said,
March 9, 2009 at 23:01
“Many of us who were part of the conservative movement were very sympathetic to the reminders of the horror of mass abortion but got a boner when an aggressive war was launched.”
MzNicky said,
March 9, 2009 at 23:05
“mass abortion”?
Righteous Bubba said,
March 9, 2009 at 23:07
There were priests involved.
Righteous Bubba said,
March 9, 2009 at 23:09
Also MzNicky: middle-click everything. Opens another tab, and tabs are awesome, and use Tab Mix Plus because it rules.
Rightwingsnarkle said,
March 9, 2009 at 23:37
the horror of mass abortion
It’s a typo. Sullivan meant to say ass abortion, as in aborting people’s asses.
That really is horrible. An ass is a terrible thing to waste.
les said,
March 9, 2009 at 23:46
I don’t know what this “middle click” that RB speaks of ( I trust it’s not related to that finger); but tab enhancers (hee hee) are swell. If, MzNicky, you like to be conservative in these matters and right click, the “open link in..” add-on provides similar fun.
No, I can never embed links like RB, I’m dysfunctional that way.
Smut Clyde said,
March 9, 2009 at 23:52
Energy is terminated mass.
PeeJ said,
March 9, 2009 at 23:52
Opera no blinky.
Also, wordpress won’t let us mere mortals, we poor peons use blink tag.
FYWP
lobbey said,
March 10, 2009 at 0:05
Firefox unceremoniously dumps me back at the top of the thread…
Your lucky, Firefox has locked up my piescript & I cant get it open again. My scrolling middle finger has rarely been so active……… bit like the gateway pundit is feeling this morning !!!
Another Kiwi said,
March 10, 2009 at 0:05
I just shut and open my eyes very rapidly, but I am from Godless NZ.
Would a rancor give you wormwoods? I’m only asking I don’t own a rancor, it followed me home.
I felt ashamed I felt Id let you down
No pangolin wind couldn’t change a thing
Couldn’t change a thing no, no
-From the forehead of Rod Stewart.
Righteous Bubba said,
March 10, 2009 at 0:07
Tools>Greasemonkey>Manage User Scripts. Make sure it’s enabled.
Gentlewoman said,
March 10, 2009 at 0:10
Oooh, what is the tag for blinking on and off like that? Cool.
U CAN NOT HAS BLINKTAG IN KOMENTZ
I think we had blink tag in comments, once upon a time.
I seem to remember a day-long bender of HTML abuse, leading to confiscation of our executive washroom keys, but my memory is imperfect and that might have happened somewhere else. To someone else. I’m pretty sure I was there, though. Not really sure, but pretty sure.
Smut Clyde said,
March 10, 2009 at 0:10
I had to sell my pet inwit because it kept agenbiting.
Rusty Shackleford said,
March 10, 2009 at 0:18
Question for fans of SEC football…does the actual, real life guy Urban Meyer really talk like that?
We won’t know for a couple of years. His utterances are completely muffled by Tim Tebow’s butt cheeks.
Another Kiwi said,
March 10, 2009 at 0:21
And now you are filled with remorse?
What about a callipygian? They are quiet and pleasing to the eye.
Smut Clyde said,
March 10, 2009 at 0:26
In fact I am filled with remoras. The fish shop was selling them cheap.
ckc (not kc) said,
March 10, 2009 at 0:29
….AAARGH, not the fish!!!!
Another Kiwi said,
March 10, 2009 at 0:31
That is the Remuera Remora shop?
Did you get sucked in by their slick advertising?
Righteous Bubba said,
March 10, 2009 at 0:33
Geeks. Klingons again.
M. Bouffant said,
March 10, 2009 at 0:50
MzNicky, thank for the Firefox tip. Extra cool, Tintin!!
Try Chrome, it’s fast & usually goes whence I clicked, I think depending on how much clicking is done on the linked page. No blinking though.
And they claim they ‘ll be offering full screen soon/eventually, which is my only other big complaint about it.
MzNicky said,
March 10, 2009 at 0:58
Thank you Mr. Righteous Bubba for that useful information. I shall attempt same, even though I am Internetually DUM.
Smut Clyde said,
March 10, 2009 at 1:28
Get a brain, remorans!
F'in Librul said,
March 10, 2009 at 1:30
Ew. What’s wrong with her face?
Righteous Bubba said,
March 10, 2009 at 1:32
The Remoran attaché is squirming.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
March 10, 2009 at 1:50
I thought once upon a time, we could even have pictures appear in our comments.
But maybe that was Wonkette.
In any case, does not work any more for plebes. Here or there.
P.S. I made it back from Toledo, alive! Tomorrow I fly to PDX. If it was fun, they wouldn’t call it work.
Chief Editor Kofir said,
March 10, 2009 at 2:02
Wire the sum of U.S. $20,000 (twenty thousand) to my account and I will provide authenticated definite proof that Obama is the Antichrist.
jim said,
March 10, 2009 at 2:07
Sounds to me like Hoft has just earned himself a new career … as a Chicago City Comptroller.
Smut Clyde said,
March 10, 2009 at 2:27
As the saying goes in the Diplomatic Corps — Attaché, attaché, all fall down.
Another Kiwi said,
March 10, 2009 at 2:49
A plague on those diplomats
Mo's Bike Shop said,
March 10, 2009 at 4:29
Luxury! I read SN in my comfy chair with IE 5.1 on my PowerBook 1400 with a 2G flash drive in the PCMCIA port.
It has the advantage that it crashes on any wingnut site.
Anonymous said,
March 10, 2009 at 4:43
IE 5.1 on my PowerBook 1400 with a 2G flash drive in the PCMCIA port.
Nice.
Johnny Pez said,
March 10, 2009 at 6:43
Looking at that pic of ShriekingHarpy puts me in mind of those episodes of Doctor Who where the department store mannequins came to life and started killing people. Someone ought to look into that.
stackozone said,
March 10, 2009 at 9:12
While we’re snarkling on appearances, it appears that while pammycakes uses only the finest Simulated Hyuman Hair&trade, Holt’s haircut looks like he photoshops it in.
muffler said,
March 10, 2009 at 15:28
We shouldn’t respond with long defenses. This is pure bunk! If the right doesn’t understand their stupidity and I am tired of trying to explain it. Who am I to stop my forward movement to help educate those who don’t want to understand. Move on.. Nothing to see here.
Anonymous said,
March 10, 2009 at 15:34
Michael Jackson has tits now? That is a genuinely disturbing photo.