I GREAT YOU IN THE NAME OF GOD I KNOW THIS MAIL MIGHT COME TO YOU AS A SUPRISE BUT TAKE IT SIRIURSE AND TREAT WITH LOVE AS CHRIST LOVE THE CHURCH.

I AM PASTOR CHRIS OYAKHILOMEN OF BELIVERS LOVE WORD ALSO KNOWN AS CHRIST EMBASSY, I’M REQUESTING FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE IN AN ONGONG PROJECT IN CHRIST EMBASSY NIGERIA, WE ARE CURRENTLY BUILDING AN ORPHANAGE HOME FOR THE LESS PREVILEG IN AFRICA WHICH HEAD QUETERS WILL BE IN NIGERIA.

I WANT TO RAIS FUNDS FROM ALL PASTORS AND CLEGY THAT GOD MIGHT INSTRUCT TO HELP EATHER IN CASH OR KIND . I’M A PASTOR AND SAVANT OF GOD BUT I CAN’T DO IT ALL ALLON , BECAUSE A TREE CAN NOT MAKE A FOREST, AND AS THE HOLY BIBLE SAYS IN 1ST CORITHIANS CHAPTER 13:I-6 THOUGH I SPESK WITH THE TINGUES OF MEN AND OF ANGELS AND HAVE NOT CHARITY, I AM BECOME AS SOUNDING BRASS OR A TINKING CYMBAL,v-2 AND THOUGH I HAVE THE GIFT OF PROPHECY AND UNDERSTAND ALL MYSTIES AND ALL KNOWLEDGE; AND THOUGH I HAVE ALL FAITH SO THAT I COULD REMOVE MOUNTAIN AND HAVE NOT CHARITY, I’M NOTHING.v-3 AND THOUGH I BESTOW ALL MY GOODS TO FEED THE POOR AND THOUGH I GIVE MY BODY TO BE BURNED AND HAVE NOT CHARITY IT PROFITETH ME NOTHING.v-4 CHARITY SUFFERETH LONG AND IS KIND; CHARITY VOUTETH NOT ITSELF, IS NOT PUFFED UP.

GOD WILL BLESS YOU FOR ANY FUND RAIS FOR THIS GODLY PROJECT THAT WILL GO A LONG WAY IN HELPING US TO GROW ORPHANS IN THE NAME AND TO THE GLORY OF GOD, YOUR QUIK RESPONSE TO THIS MAIL WILL HELP US IN JESUS NAME. AMEN

PASTOR CHRIS OYAKHILOMEN.

Nathan Tabor is one of my all-time favorite wingnuts. In the past, he has advocated for outlawing divorce; he has blamed abortion for illegal immigration; he has attacked Abe Lincoln and Lyndon Johnson while standing up for segregation; and he…

That way, men (who are horny all the time anyway, as Brad pointed out) would have to have affairs with each other, which would save our country.

Hey, s.z.–good idea! In fact, as comments in your “Because I Hate Brad R” thread prove, that’s already happening!

How can you LIEBRULS blame Bush for the hurricanes, when any rational person can see that tropical storms are caused by the homo butt sex.

Whoops! To all of you who are.were in the path of Rita, my most sincere apologies for going out last Tuesday. I really wasn’t thinking about these sort of inadvertent consequences, so again, sorry!

Idiots like this scare me. I definitely shouldn’t have read that.

Bush came along, and now it’s back to what it was, a dumping ground for incompetents, unqualified buddies, and all around cronyism.
Florida does pretty good under that system, too, because Jeb is another crony, and Florida is an important electoral state.
It’s got fuck-all to do with efficiency.

I don’t think I can stand to read the porn stuff right now, just based on the comments. Man, Brad, you really *do* hate us.

First we have the environment. Making our energy and the rest of our economy more environmentally friendly would destroy the economy. (Apparently this is true because energy companies, car companies, et al. would have to spend billions of dollars to hire new people, design new machines and engines, and new tooling, and new training. And as we all know, buying stuff, hiring new employees, and paying engineers is a 100% drain on the economy)

Second, we have the entire porn industry. It is arguably the largest single industry in our economy. Simply eliminating it will be a boon for our economy since all those Americans working in Adult stores, porn stars, magazine editors, webmasters, models, movie production houses, and film/print/DVD manufacturers will become immediately unemployed. All their products, the dildos, vibrators, blowup dolls, magazines, movies, DVDs, and servers for the pron sites will all be burned, and thus lost to the economy. All this will vastly improve our country’s economy, all those unemployed will be a boon to retailers nationwide. (To say nothing — see the first point above — that all the toxic fumes given off from burning all porn materials will add to the pollution of this country, thus improving the economy because more pollution is beneficial whereas less pollution is disasterous to the economy.

Yes, the geniuses, on the right are bloody brilliant when it comes to our economy. If it wasn’t for porn, Bush’s “economic boom” over the last four years would be a total bust. They should be thanking Mary Carey, not trying to put her out of business…….

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if it were butt sex Massachusetts would be soaked too.

It must be the lack of pirates in the carribean. (and the noodly appendages)

(Btw, did y’all hear who plays JDepps dad in the sequel? it’s perfect, assuming he has no lines)

Njorl’s rule: (I forgot the originator, so it’s mine now!)
All technology is developed for military purposes and made commercially viable through pornography.

Just wait for the new line of commercially available drones!

Ouch! No, that’s not your willy. That’s my brain reacting to the bleach I’m using to clean out that particular mental image. Next I’m going after the leprechaun sex images. (Brad R, next time don’t put leprechauns and sex in the same post. Please.)

Utterly fantastic- you’ve outdone yourself yet again, Brad. I daresay it’s the Steel Reseve. You’ve been killing all of the “stupid” brain cells to expose the rest of the witty ones, so now you’re almost 100% witty.
Keep drinking, we demand it!

I left a threat from the Acme Law Firm in the comments section…

Could anything else have been done? Sadly, yes!

http://atrios.blogspot.com/2005_09_18_atrios_archive.html#112748455332028378

and he gives no props.

:-(

Karl – I think they must be using “follow through” in a broader sense to include thinking about Suzie while … umm .. alone. I did a survey at work (sampling everyone sitting at my desk; N=1), and indeed, using that definition, 100% of respondents “followed through.”

So he’s saying that EVERYONE who thinks to themselves that Suzie in HR is a hottie actually GETTING SOME from Suzie in HR??? Isn’t that what “about the same number follow through” means???

Goddamnit, now I’m pissed. I must not be getting invited to these after-work orgies. I’ll have to look into this.