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Drat.
Alas, it’s no longer possible to jigger URLs in incredibly basic fashion and sneak into the NY Times pay section for free.
“You can still get my columns here.”
I know, Paul, but we wanted to see John Tierney’s latest big-shoe dance.
From FEMA to WEMA
By JOHN TIERNEY
Published: September 20, 2005
Lee Scott, the chief executive of Wal-Mart, could insist on low everyday prices while still leaving the area as well prepared for the next disaster as Wal-Mart was for Katrina.
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I mean, it’s not like there’s any mystery to a Tierney column. We all know what he’s going to say. But how many double-backflips will he do, and when the seat of his pants splits wide open, what kind of Underoos will he be wearing? That’s what keeps you coming back every few days.
GregH said,
September 21, 2005 at 6:16
I’m predicting the following…..
Gymnastics Routine: Stalder-full, hop-full, Gienger; toe-on hecht to high (fall); full-twisting double layout (piked body in second flip).
Pants Splitting: Third line second paragraph.
Underoos: Aquaman.
Pinko Punko said,
September 21, 2005 at 8:21
Oh no way, Wonder Woman panties all the way
GregH said,
September 21, 2005 at 8:26
PP, Aquaman is much more sissy than Wonder Woman and you know it.
bel said,
September 21, 2005 at 11:59
boring white y-fronts is my guess because his Mum obviously still buys his undies for him
ianua ditis said,
September 21, 2005 at 16:39
you’re exactly right about Tierney. Which underoos are in favor of privatizing everything?
I read that column during lunch yesterday, and as soon as I got home was hit by a severe attack of diarrhea. Coincidence? I think not
LACJ said,
September 21, 2005 at 19:03
Screw Tierney (figuratively, I mean) I want RICH! GIVE ME RICH!!
Timmah420 said,
September 21, 2005 at 20:31
Urine and semen stained red heart boxers…
Marq said,
September 22, 2005 at 3:02
Yeah. WW is right butch!
gREGh said,
September 26, 2005 at 1:08
TEST?