Troofie, are you suggesting that all crime is a hate crime?

“Hate” is a thought. Are you suggesting thought crimes should now be prosecuted?

I figured as much…fascist.

I would be more true to Christ the second time around.

Don’t sweat it; He was fucking around on you behind your back.

This made me laugh until tears squirted out of my eyes.

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/397690_fbiweb28.html

Both retired FBI officials asserted that the Bush administration was thoroughly briefed on the mortgage fraud crisis and its potential to cascade out of control with devastating financial consequences, but made the decision not to give back to the FBI the agents it needed to address the probl

St. Jesus II said,
February 28, 2009 at 18:33

So are you a scientist? Maybe a mechanical engineer?

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The Authentic said,
February 28, 2009 at 20:46

Alec 2, your guess as to my occupation is not terribly off base

I’ve got it!

Troofus (who majored in Mad Science) is the inventor of a skin-lightening cream for self-hating non-white people! His virulent racism is purely a business decision to drum up demand for the product.

The genius of capitalism triumphs again!

Some years ago I was on a search committee at a university which shall remain nameless, for a position that I won’t specify. We got an application package that looked fairly good: terminal degree from a good school, some teaching and administrative experience, some OK publications. But the cover letter started, “I would like to apply for the position in …. at …. University, assuming that the successful candidate hasn’t been preselected and that a straight white male will actually be considered for the position.”

That’s a sad but terrific story.

I suspect Troofus’ modus operandi is simpler — like scribbling “NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER!” all over his application in brown eyebrow pencil.

And he probably got into some kind of dispute with a faculty member about some kind of bureaucratic bullshit like what time of day the faculty member could pick up his key-card from the parking office. Or whether a particular purchasing request was authorized. And he lost.

And his co-worker in the parking, purchasing, or print office happens to be a person of color who gets along with everyone.

So that’s why he’s the way he is.

The story so far:

Troofus is some kind of “academic” who was passed over for a job he/she wanted. The job was given to a person of color.

This disappointment unhinged Troofus to such a degree that he/she can do little but troll this blog with repetitive, smug, factually questionable boilerplate.

The funny part is, Troofus assumes that he/she was passed over due to affirmative action/anti-white racism. Could that be the only possible reason? It certainly couldn’t be because he/she can’t conceal his/her virulent racism long enough to get through a job interview, or is socially maladroit/maladjusted, or a raving loony, or obtained his/her academic credentials by accumulating breakfast cereal boxtops, or perhaps even has two heads and a prehensile tail?

Try Bob Jones University, Troofus. They’ll love you, and I hear they need someone to hose down the outhouse.

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Some years ago I was on a search committee at a university which shall remain nameless, for a position that I won’t specify. We got an application package that looked fairly good: terminal degree from a good school, some teaching and administrative experience, some OK publications. But the cover letter started, “I would like to apply for the position in …. at …. University, assuming that the successful candidate hasn’t been preselected and that a straight white male will actually be considered for the position.”

In other words, after realizing just how much extra work I’d have to put into trying to hurt people here now my appalling behaviour had finally gotten me banned, I begged and pleaded Gavin to let me continue to post because I was too obsessively addicted to just stop being an asshole… I HAD to say whatever it took to let me back onto these threads!

(although it is very cute that you liberals are seeing me everywhere – in truth I have never posted as much as you think)

In other words, yes it’s been me most of the time; It’s quite clear I suffer from a serious compulsive illness… but every now and then, you state the odd post or two is me when it’s not… and this I’ll cling onto as justification for my prejudice and hate for you. Even though I don’t DARE tell anyone just how much time I waste on this in real life… you don’t know exactly how much I waste here either, and this is the greatest victory in my life

In return, my posts are being deleted – so we’ll see how long this agreement holds up

This one’s a doozy; because I suffer from a Napoleon complex too, I genuinely think that because I feel like I’m smart, I must be the smartest person here in fact. And so I make a claim that Gavin supposedly agreed to allow me to be a collosal asshole as long as I do it under one name… and you, not being as smart apparently as me, are going to believe this was the case. Thus when I start losing control and spazzing out again, I’m setting myself up to claim it’s all Gavin’s fault instead. But YOU are the ones that are sick, not me!

At least it has already lasted longer than the liberal pledge to devote their meager academic paychecks to anti-white causes

This statement makes no sense, as no one so far has really said they aren’t going to do it, and I also don’t have any idea what income you have, but because I’ve insulted you, I feel better about myself, so it makes as much sense as I am capable of feeling!

Alec 2, your guess as to my occupation is not terribly off base (not dead on accurate though) but why is it relevant?

Or… I’m allowed to make insinuations about you, your income, and what it says about you, but when you make a good guess at just how pathetic I am… that’s not relevant to anything!

I’ve presented plenty of facts….

What I mean is, I’ve done none of these things, but just obsessively repeated “Jena Jena Jena” constantly, no matter what the topic is; I then ignore any criticism of my claims, and wonder why people call me a racist fuckwit.

craven, lying hypocrites you liberals are.

Although when I openly admit that I’ve used multiple user names to try and avoid responsibility or being remembered for the craven, hypocritical and racists mentally ill fool that I am, that’s perfectly acceptable.

Ah, I see the next thread looks interesting. See you there – bring your checkbooks!

But I won’t read it, I’ll just post my usual racial obsessions again… I’m not sick though, so don’t claim that I am!

Exactly. But try to explain this to a wingnut and watch his/her head explode. They can’t fathom that the Bill of Rights doesn’t just protect their personal biases.

You’ll enjoy it much more if you sip it.

Rusty Shackleford: ACLU is awesome. The reason they must exist is so that jackasses like Rash Phlegmball can depend upon them too. That conservatards don’t get this speaks volumes. I also think we should set up a rotating list of organizations, to include NAACP, NOW, NARAL — whatever makes trolls stamp their feet and hold their breath til they turn blue. I would say “makes them GO AWAY” but I’m afraid that with S,N’s tolerance level the trolls, like the poor, will always be with us.

Thanks a LOT.

(*gulps down own vomit*)

It is not going to happen, liberals. Your echo chamber is reverberating now with your shouts of victory before you’ve won a single state. I almost feel badly for you, because when McCain wins, your astonishment will be overwhelming. I say “almost” because your ideology is nasty, anti-free speech, and absolutist, and every decent person will sigh in relief when it goes down to defeat once more.

Here is how it will go down next week. First, the results from Virginia and North Carolina will come in, and they’ll be declared for McCain. You’ll be disappointed, but “no big deal, change can’t come overnight” will be your comment. Florida will go red, and a little nervousness will creep in. The usual suspects will fall into the usual categories. As the night drags on, Ohio, Colorado, and (much to your horror) Pennsylvania will be too close to call.

My advice at this point to you will be to go to bed. You will wake up to a McCain presidency and the Great Liberal Freakout will be on.

Bookmark this, liberals, as this is exactly how it is going to go down. You will be wonder how the hell I was able to call this.

The same day I got the ACORN offer, I got 3 other offers. Two of which paid as much or more than I had been making. The one I accepted will require me to work weekends with my days off during the week, and since ACORN had really been looking more for someone to work part-time, and they’re working on some stuff I really want to work on, I offered to do 4 – 6 days per month, and they jumped on it.

But, still, thanks for paying my salary! I’m going to be helping them get small businesses owners organized behind health care reform.