Comments on: Joltin’ Joe Has Not Left And Gone Away

By: Jeanne

Jeanne — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 02:52:56 +0000

I read it again, just for fun.

By: Grover Norquist

Grover Norquist — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 01:24:02 +0000

You think I’m a weak sister? When I sleep with John Fund, he’s the bottom.

By: Another Kiwi

Another Kiwi — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 01:09:18 +0000

Who is this Grover Norquist of which we so often speak? Has he done something astounding, such as putting 10 ping-pong balls in his mouth, or heroic: say,landed a jet safely in the Hudson River; or achieved a high award such as the Nobel in Economics -that we (or our media) heed his every stupid word? Pshaw!

Or was he the inspiration for the most ineffectual Muppet?

By: Wareq

Wareq — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 00:52:44 +0000

Nah, Oompa-Loompas are good guys. Grover’s entourage is more like the Gronka-Lonkas.

By: Just Alison

Just Alison — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 00:32:20 +0000

Hey, SomeNYGuy, I found your review helpful. And I loved the tags – particularly ‘dog vomit’ and ‘total retard’ as well as the more popular ones.

So America sometimes can be the land where a man gets what he deserves.

By: Just Alison

Just Alison — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 00:24:30 +0000

Every time I try to read this post, my head explodes, because I keep reading "my bestest ever friend WTF Freire" as Paolo Freire, a Brazilian hero of edumacation. Hence brains on the desk. And Lawnguylander, I was about to remark on your toad-elevating moment thing, commenting that you must be a closet Python fan, but when I googled for an appropriate link, all kinds of weirdness showed up, so maybe you're quoting that instead?

By: SomeNYGuy

SomeNYGuy — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 00:24:12 +0000

Thanks, Mr. W.

And check out the tags! I only contributed a few; some of them are priceless.

By: Mr. Wonderful

Mr. Wonderful — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 22:58:56 +0000

SomeNYGuy–

“Inordinately”? I won’t hear of it. I found your review helpful!

By: karen marie

karen marie — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 22:21:05 +0000

i fixed it for you, Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist:

It’s a wingnut impulse related to the one that drove the unsigning of the International Criminal Court treaty because our soldiers and politicians would be wrongly accused of war crimes in the, um, war of aggression we were ~~about~~ forced to start.

By: SomeNYGuy

SomeNYGuy — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 21:14:50 +0000

Currently ranked as THE MOST HELPFUL FAVORABLE REVIEW of Joe the Plunger’s opus dopus on Amazon.com:

http://www.amazon.com/review/R3UN1L7ZZ5S2YF/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm

Yes, I’m a Patriotic American and inordinately proud of myself.

By: Big Bad Bald Bastard

Big Bad Bald Bastard — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 20:00:43 +0000

David said, February 26, 2009 at 12:24 I’m sure Larry Craig has some ideas for Tea Room parties. Tea hee hee! If (channeling concern troll Glenn Beck), hypothetically, one had a (strictly hypothetical here) rat-fucking disposition, one could place an ad on Craigslist characterizing these events as free tea dances.

By: Principal Blackman

Principal Blackman — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 19:54:34 +0000

Somewhat OT, but does anybody know of any CPAC infiltrators this year? That thing is gonna be like a LARP of failblog, and it would be a shame if we missed out on all the comedy for lack of an eyeball witness or two.

By: paul

paul — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 19:25:59 +0000

octomom has been offered $! million for a porno. i suggest “joe” as co-star.

By: Fozzetti

Fozzetti — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 19:03:52 +0000

….and that goes for Joe-Teh-Plumber too.

By: Fozzetti

Fozzetti — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 19:02:45 +0000

Who is this Grover Norquist of which we so often speak? Has he done something astounding, such as putting 10 ping-pong balls in his mouth, or heroic: say,landed a jet safely in the Hudson River; or achieved a high award such as the Nobel in Economics -that we (or our media) heed his every stupid word? Pshaw!

By: Johnny Pez

Johnny Pez — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 18:54:31 +0000

Marion, I cheated on that one. I posted it myself. I doubt it’ll get any traction, but a man can dream, can’t he?

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 18:44:43 +0000

“America has always been a kick-butt, take-names kind of country.”
Kicking butts and taking names? We are back to SomeNYGuy’s behaviour at family weddings.

By: Marion in Savannah

Marion in Savannah — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 18:41:10 +0000

Sweet bleeding baby Jesus… I thought you were joking about the slave auctions…. [bangs head on desk]

By: Johnny Pez

Johnny Pez — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 18:37:16 +0000

What's next, after National Teabagging Day? Why, hold a series of mock slave auctions, of course, because paying taxes is every bit as terrible as being sold into slavery. If you want to see the Republicans go here, then go to Rebuild the Party and vote it up!

By: jim

jim — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 18:25:18 +0000

Joe The Plumber’s Snake bawwing about government spending? I bet he wasn’t so emo when the government was spending it on welfare for his shiftless tax-evading ass. The same bullethead who prates about “principles” on CNN lacks enough of them to praise Obama’s tax-cuts – or the stimulus package that’s probably the only reason he isn’t busy re-applying for welfare right now. Keep it classy, “Joe”!

Hmm … in just the last year or so, this fugly camera-slut has been an under-the-table plumber, a shill for McCain, a budding C&W musician-dude, a reporter – & now an “author” (5 copies, LOL) … just can’t hold down a job for shit, can he?