Comments on: Self-Awareness: The Unknown Ideal http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17806.html Poise! Poise! Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:30:25 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: fdc http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17806.html#comment-827178 fdc Thu, 26 Feb 2009 18:35:41 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17806#comment-827178 Gawd that's still my favorite alex jones moment Gawd that’s still my favorite alex jones moment

]]> By: tigrismus http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17806.html#comment-827032 tigrismus Thu, 26 Feb 2009 16:01:15 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17806#comment-827032 Or pretend to be reading it intently. Or pretend to be reading it intently.

]]> By: Aaron http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17806.html#comment-827019 Aaron Thu, 26 Feb 2009 15:33:40 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17806#comment-827019 <i>I couldn’t get the cat to hold still long enough to strap the toast to its back. Anybody got any bandages by the way?</i> It's actually not that hard. Just put the toast someplace where you don't want the cat to go first. I couldn’t get the cat to hold still long enough to strap the toast to its back. Anybody got any bandages by the way?

It’s actually not that hard. Just put the toast someplace where you don’t want the cat to go first.

]]> By: Major Kong http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17806.html#comment-826841 Major Kong Thu, 26 Feb 2009 12:24:42 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17806#comment-826841 <i>since cats always turn in mid-air to land on their feet, and toast slices always turn to land buttered-side-down, cats and toast could be strapped together so that they hang in midair, spinning wildly… providing the central engine for a levitating train.</i> I couldn't get the cat to hold still long enough to strap the toast to its back. Anybody got any bandages by the way? since cats always turn in mid-air to land on their feet, and toast slices always turn to land buttered-side-down, cats and toast could be strapped together so that they hang in midair, spinning wildly… providing the central engine for a levitating train.

I couldn’t get the cat to hold still long enough to strap the toast to its back. Anybody got any bandages by the way?

]]> By: henry lewis http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17806.html#comment-826449 henry lewis Thu, 26 Feb 2009 05:57:03 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17806#comment-826449 Damn! I went and killed the thread. Damn! I went and killed the thread.

]]> By: Lancelot Link http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17806.html#comment-826445 Lancelot Link Thu, 26 Feb 2009 05:51:00 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17806#comment-826445 Arky - <i>Did I pass the audition for “Who wants to be a shrieking she-beast from hell?”</i> No, but you do have a promising future as a malfunctioning robot. Arky – Did I pass the audition for “Who wants to be a shrieking she-beast from hell?”
No, but you do have a promising future as a malfunctioning robot.

]]> By: henry lewis http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17806.html#comment-826428 henry lewis Thu, 26 Feb 2009 05:17:36 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17806#comment-826428 <i>bagatelle that sat around the drafts folder unfinished</i> Bagatelle - is that flaky like a croissant? bagatelle that sat around the drafts folder unfinished

Bagatelle – is that flaky like a croissant?

]]> By: g http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17806.html#comment-826423 g Thu, 26 Feb 2009 05:09:07 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17806#comment-826423 I love the Amazon reviews. Just the headlines are enough! how about this: <i>Should be required reading in Schools!</i> Too bad this one doesn't have Amazon's "look inside" feature. I love the Amazon reviews. Just the headlines are enough! how about this:

Should be required reading in Schools!

Too bad this one doesn’t have Amazon’s “look inside” feature.

]]> By: Oregon Guy http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17806.html#comment-826417 Oregon Guy Thu, 26 Feb 2009 04:59:37 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17806#comment-826417 Well, Laym, if you're the random comment guy, I'm the "geez I'm not really as funny as everyone else here" guy. Maybe I'll show up dressed as Francisco Franco. Well, Laym, if you’re the random comment guy, I’m the “geez I’m not really as funny as everyone else here” guy. Maybe I’ll show up dressed as Francisco Franco.

]]> By: jim http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17806.html#comment-826414 jim Thu, 26 Feb 2009 04:55:43 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17806#comment-826414 No wonder Jones is howling at her ... she's plainly displaying powerful & nefarious super-secret Masonic regalia on her chin! I'm sure she's got a perfectly reasonable explanation as to how the loan-approval folks got snookered into throwing big money around like a pissed-up sailor on shore-leave - for years on end. Right alongside the DemPlot to hypnotically turn the banking & corporate communities into even bigger cash-gobbling scumbags than usual, until they finally wound up having zero contact with economic reality - for years on end. Waiting with baited breath for the day someone finally convinces Malkin to run for office. America, fuck yeah! Octomom Porn? Ohhhh yeahhhh. Bring it ON, baby - preferably in the form of a three-way with Cat Lady & Michael Jackson. Or maybe Nancy Pfotenhauer & "Joe" the "Plumber" (after his latest schtick craters). Get Larry Flynt on it, quick, while he's still alive. I'm not saying I'd actually WATCH it, but I'd sure as hell heartily approve of the surrealism. No wonder Jones is howling at her … she’s plainly displaying powerful & nefarious super-secret Masonic regalia on her chin!

I’m sure she’s got a perfectly reasonable explanation as to how the loan-approval folks got snookered into throwing big money around like a pissed-up sailor on shore-leave – for years on end. Right alongside the DemPlot to hypnotically turn the banking & corporate communities into even bigger cash-gobbling scumbags than usual, until they finally wound up having zero contact with economic reality – for years on end.

Waiting with baited breath for the day someone finally convinces Malkin to run for office. America, fuck yeah!

Octomom Porn? Ohhhh yeahhhh. Bring it ON, baby – preferably in the form of a three-way with Cat Lady & Michael Jackson. Or maybe Nancy Pfotenhauer & “Joe” the “Plumber” (after his latest schtick craters). Get Larry Flynt on it, quick, while he’s still alive. I’m not saying I’d actually WATCH it, but I’d sure as hell heartily approve of the surrealism.

]]> By: Lesley http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17806.html#comment-826386 Lesley Thu, 26 Feb 2009 04:14:44 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17806#comment-826386 <i>Joe the Fucking Plumber is a different character, whose works are available in many adult movie shops.</i> <a href="http://www.google.ca/search?q=joe+the+fucking+plumber&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a" rel="nofollow">Haha</a>, El Cid. Joe the Fucking Plumber is a different character, whose works are available in many adult movie shops.

Haha, El Cid.

]]> By: Arky http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17806.html#comment-826385 Arky Thu, 26 Feb 2009 04:12:14 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17806#comment-826385 CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS for ACORNS!!!!1 Did I pass the audition for "Who wants to be a shrieking she-beast from hell?" CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS CHECK THE COUNTERS

for ACORNS!!!!1

Did I pass the audition for “Who wants to be a shrieking she-beast from hell?”

]]> By: SomeNYGuy http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17806.html#comment-826380 SomeNYGuy Thu, 26 Feb 2009 04:06:29 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17806#comment-826380 Snowwy, I've just submitted an Amazon review of my own under the <i>nom de snark</i> "Patriotic American." I hope it appears on the site, and I hope you'll enjoy it. Snowwy, I’ve just submitted an Amazon review of my own under the nom de snark “Patriotic American.” I hope it appears on the site, and I hope you’ll enjoy it.

]]> By: SomeNYGuy http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17806.html#comment-826378 SomeNYGuy Thu, 26 Feb 2009 04:04:52 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17806#comment-826378 <i>And then there was the weeping, the recriminations, the frowning looks of disappointment …</i> Now you're describing my sex life. And then there was the weeping, the recriminations, the frowning looks of disappointment …

Now you’re describing my sex life.

]]> By: laym http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17806.html#comment-826371 laym Thu, 26 Feb 2009 03:56:58 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17806#comment-826371 <i>that’s my usual behavior at family weddings</i> And then there was the weeping, the recriminations, the frowning looks of disappointment ... that’s my usual behavior at family weddings

And then there was the weeping, the recriminations, the frowning looks of disappointment …

]]> By: SomeNYGuy http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17806.html#comment-826367 SomeNYGuy Thu, 26 Feb 2009 03:48:45 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17806#comment-826367 <i>I suppose I could go to the pub, stand outside, and occasionally open the door and shout out some random comment.</i> Oh, please -- that's my usual behavior at family weddings! I suppose I could go to the pub, stand outside, and occasionally open the door and shout out some random comment.

Oh, please — that’s my usual behavior at family weddings!

]]> By: laym http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17806.html#comment-826365 laym Thu, 26 Feb 2009 03:45:57 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17806#comment-826365 <i>SadlyFest in March?</i> Hmm ... possibly? maybe? I'm mostly a lurker here, so I suppose I could go to the pub, stand outside, and occasionally open the door and shout out some random comment. SadlyFest in March?

Hmm … possibly? maybe? I’m mostly a lurker here, so I suppose I could go to the pub, stand outside, and occasionally open the door and shout out some random comment.

]]> By: Snowwy http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17806.html#comment-826362 Snowwy Thu, 26 Feb 2009 03:44:57 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17806#comment-826362 Oh damnit. All these wingnuts have my parody detectors pegged out! I can't tell the difference any more! Oh damnit. All these wingnuts have my parody detectors pegged out! I can’t tell the difference any more!

]]> By: EnfantTerrible http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17806.html#comment-826343 EnfantTerrible Thu, 26 Feb 2009 03:13:11 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17806#comment-826343 Possible picture caption: "Damn, why are so many of these countertops built so high? Possible picture caption: “Damn, why are so many of these countertops built so high?

]]> By: Mike Hawke http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17806.html#comment-826342 Mike Hawke Thu, 26 Feb 2009 03:11:15 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17806#comment-826342 <blockquote>btw - I miss Anita Bryant!</blockquote> Next time, aim better.

btw – I miss Anita Bryant!

Next time, aim better.

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