Comments on: Shorter Bobby Jindal http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17788.html Poise! Poise! Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:30:25 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: RL http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17788.html#comment-827244 RL Thu, 26 Feb 2009 19:15:59 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17788#comment-827244 Shorter Jindal: "I'm brown too!" Sorry if that sounds unPC. I'm really knocking the GOP. I just can't shake the idea that if Jindal were white, he'd be just another young cracker, with no pedestal from the party poobahs. They think BHO is prez only because he's the flavor of the month. Maybe.. shorter GOP: "We've got a brown one, too!" Shorter Jindal:

“I’m brown too!”

Sorry if that sounds unPC. I’m really knocking the GOP. I just can’t shake the idea that if Jindal were white, he’d be just another young cracker, with no pedestal from the party poobahs. They think BHO is prez only because he’s the flavor of the month.

Maybe.. shorter GOP: “We’ve got a brown one, too!”

]]> By: Doug Watts http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17788.html#comment-826552 Doug Watts Thu, 26 Feb 2009 08:15:32 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17788#comment-826552 Jim says: "WTF? PC in my “Sadly, No!”??? No wonder it smells weird in here." Jim, you're the type of rootless person that would go on Red State and rail about niggers and then come to Sadly, No! and rail about whatever is on the menu here. Nobody except a right wing tool or a juvenile, never-fucked loser guy uses the expression "PC" anymore. You want to come here and make a bunch of cheap, shitty racial and ethnic jokes and be excused because the brown skinned nigger you are insulting is a Republican. And then you whine when people call you on it. Nobody wants you around. Jim says: “WTF? PC in my “Sadly, No!”??? No wonder it smells weird in here.”

Jim, you’re the type of rootless person that would go on Red State and rail about niggers and then come to Sadly, No! and rail about whatever is on the menu here. Nobody except a right wing tool or a juvenile, never-fucked loser guy uses the expression “PC” anymore.

You want to come here and make a bunch of cheap, shitty racial and ethnic jokes and be excused because the brown skinned nigger you are insulting is a Republican. And then you whine when people call you on it.

Nobody wants you around.

]]> By: Doug Watts http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17788.html#comment-826547 Doug Watts Thu, 26 Feb 2009 08:10:17 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17788#comment-826547 The pukes who decided that making fun of Jingal's ethnicity and place of birth is funny need to park it. The pukes who decided that making fun of Jingal’s ethnicity and place of birth is funny need to park it.

]]> By: Athena http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17788.html#comment-826245 Athena Thu, 26 Feb 2009 01:32:39 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17788#comment-826245 Jindval is an idiot, and a distraction. I liked Obama's speech, I thought that it addressed what it needed to and lay forward priorities and morals, which is the first step towards solutions. I feel really inspired about is when he talks about energy and infrastructure. I'm really glad he's finally taking Dean Baker's advice (most eloquently written in "From Financial Crisis to Opportunity" in the book <a href="http://thinkingbigthebook.com/" rel="nofollow">Thinking Big</a>) and stopping the tax breaks for corporations that send their jobs overseas. Jindval is an idiot, and a distraction. I liked Obama’s speech, I thought that it addressed what it needed to and lay forward priorities and morals, which is the first step towards solutions. I feel really inspired about is when he talks about energy and infrastructure. I’m really glad he’s finally taking Dean Baker’s advice (most eloquently written in “From Financial Crisis to Opportunity” in the book Thinking Big) and stopping the tax breaks for corporations that send their jobs overseas.

]]> By: Megann McAlthouse http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17788.html#comment-826013 Megann McAlthouse Wed, 25 Feb 2009 22:44:10 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17788#comment-826013 "The Republican government fucked up Katrina, so why trust a Democratic government to get this right?" I see Jindal is adept at the Republicans' favourite game of blaming the Democrats for everything, even when they're not in power. “The Republican government fucked up Katrina, so why trust a Democratic government to get this right?” I see Jindal is adept at the Republicans’ favourite game of blaming the Democrats for everything, even when they’re not in power.

]]> By: Big Bad Bald Bastard http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17788.html#comment-826001 Big Bad Bald Bastard Wed, 25 Feb 2009 22:35:32 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17788#comment-826001 GARN! Href FAIL!!! http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/2/24/23132/9395/253/701495 GARN! Href FAIL!!!

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/2/24/23132/9395/253/701495

]]> By: Big Bad Bald Bastard http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17788.html#comment-825998 Big Bad Bald Bastard Wed, 25 Feb 2009 22:34:51 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17788#comment-825998 Via Great Orange Satan: even though Jindal is an "Intelligent Design" proponent, his account of his actions during Katrina is an example of evolution</A>. Via Great Orange Satan: even though Jindal is an “Intelligent Design” proponent, his account of his actions during Katrina is an example of evolution.

]]> By: jim http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17788.html#comment-825976 jim Wed, 25 Feb 2009 22:19:29 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17788#comment-825976 I watched Jindal's speech, all <strike>three hundred years</strike> twelve minutes of it ... & he's definitely got a voice made for silent movies. Palin, Jindal, Limbaugh - are Republicans congenitally tone-deaf or what? Combine that dulcet vox with the charisma of Adolf Eichmann & the intellectual firepower of Pee-Wee Herman & you've got yourself a recipe for GOP triumph in 2012! WTF? PC in my "Sadly, No!"??? No <i>wonder</i> it smells weird in here. Go, Purity Brigade, go - please, save all us impure ignorant hateful <a href="http://loltheist.com/" rel="nofollow">heathens</a> from ourselves, just in time for the Global Hug-In ... let us know how that works out for you here (consult the "Survivalist Jokes" thread for details). Yes, how DARE anyone make Sri Lankan call-centre jokes about the glib chirpy little bastard whose party sent so damn many American jobs overseas! Let alone descending to the conceptual Auschwitz of crude sexual innuendo in regards to Sarah "Rape-Kits Only $79.99 While Supplies Last / Abstinence 4-Evar" Palin ... oh teh shame! Snark is cruel, snark hits below the belt early & often, & (best of all) snark never hesitates to cross the line ... preferably after either napalming or urinating on it. Noone has earned it like the Republicans have since 1999, & I look forward to watching them gag on it for many many years to come. PS: "New rule"? Neither new, nor an actual rule. I watched Jindal’s speech, all three hundred years twelve minutes of it … & he’s definitely got a voice made for silent movies. Palin, Jindal, Limbaugh – are Republicans congenitally tone-deaf or what? Combine that dulcet vox with the charisma of Adolf Eichmann & the intellectual firepower of Pee-Wee Herman & you’ve got yourself a recipe for GOP triumph in 2012!

WTF? PC in my “Sadly, No!”??? No wonder it smells weird in here.

Go, Purity Brigade, go – please, save all us impure ignorant hateful heathens from ourselves, just in time for the Global Hug-In … let us know how that works out for you here (consult the “Survivalist Jokes” thread for details).

Yes, how DARE anyone make Sri Lankan call-centre jokes about the glib chirpy little bastard whose party sent so damn many American jobs overseas! Let alone descending to the conceptual Auschwitz of crude sexual innuendo in regards to Sarah “Rape-Kits Only $79.99 While Supplies Last / Abstinence 4-Evar” Palin … oh teh shame!

Snark is cruel, snark hits below the belt early & often, & (best of all) snark never hesitates to cross the line … preferably after either napalming or urinating on it. Noone has earned it like the Republicans have since 1999, & I look forward to watching them gag on it for many many years to come.

PS: “New rule”? Neither new, nor an actual rule.

]]> By: actor212 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17788.html#comment-825975 actor212 Wed, 25 Feb 2009 22:19:14 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17788#comment-825975 If we're going to outsource nudie bars, I'm leaving. If we’re going to outsource nudie bars, I’m leaving.

]]> By: Big Bad Bald Bastard http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17788.html#comment-825957 Big Bad Bald Bastard Wed, 25 Feb 2009 22:09:50 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17788#comment-825957 <I>Frankly, even a wishy washy liberal such as I, can see that monitoring strip clubs would be of doubtful benefit to the community unless it is to make sure that when the econocalypse happens, there will be a solid base of Adult Entertainment left, to build on.</I> My duty to my country is now clear. I can haz <STRIKE>stimulation</STRIKE> stimulus monee? Frankly, even a wishy washy liberal such as I, can see that monitoring strip clubs would be of doubtful benefit to the community unless it is to make sure that when the econocalypse happens, there will be a solid base of Adult Entertainment left, to build on.

My duty to my country is now clear. I can haz stimulation stimulus monee?

]]> By: Another Kiwi http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17788.html#comment-825950 Another Kiwi Wed, 25 Feb 2009 22:07:09 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17788#comment-825950 Ah! I get the volcano thing. 1) The largest volcano in the Solar System is on Mars. It is called Olympus Mons. 2)Mars is being monitored by NASA 3) Bobby knows that some rude bits of women are called the mons. 4) A very famous strip club in Tampa is called the Mons Venus. He doesn't want people to get paid Public money ,or even pubic money for that matter, to go to strip clubs, even on Mars. Frankly, even a wishy washy liberal such as I, can see that monitoring strip clubs would be of doubtful benefit to the community unless it is to make sure that when the econocalypse happens, there will be a solid base of Adult Entertainment left, to build on. Ah! I get the volcano thing.
1) The largest volcano in the Solar System is on Mars. It is called Olympus Mons.
2)Mars is being monitored by NASA
3) Bobby knows that some rude bits of women are called the mons.
4) A very famous strip club in Tampa is called the Mons Venus.

He doesn’t want people to get paid Public money ,or even pubic money for that matter, to go to strip clubs, even on Mars.
Frankly, even a wishy washy liberal such as I, can see that monitoring strip clubs would be of doubtful benefit to the community unless it is to make sure that when the econocalypse happens, there will be a solid base of Adult Entertainment left, to build on.

]]> By: actor212 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17788.html#comment-825938 actor212 Wed, 25 Feb 2009 22:02:00 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17788#comment-825938 <i>This is what happens if your doppelganger dies, and you opt for cremation.</i> I prefer milk and two sugars in my copy. This is what happens if your doppelganger dies, and you opt for cremation.

I prefer milk and two sugars in my copy.

]]> By: Smut Clyde http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17788.html#comment-825935 Smut Clyde Wed, 25 Feb 2009 22:00:29 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17788#comment-825935 <i>you went and got your ash handed to you</i> This is what happens if your <i>doppelganger</i> dies, and you opt for cremation. you went and got your ash handed to you
This is what happens if your doppelganger dies, and you opt for cremation.

]]> By: actor212 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17788.html#comment-825932 actor212 Wed, 25 Feb 2009 21:59:33 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17788#comment-825932 I often file my receipts bilocation, B^4 I often file my receipts bilocation, B^4

]]> By: I went to confession while I was beside myself and http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17788.html#comment-825928 I went to confession while I was beside myself and Wed, 25 Feb 2009 21:57:32 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17788#comment-825928 Mea Tulpa! Mea Tulpa!

]]> By: Big Bad Bald Bastard http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17788.html#comment-825919 Big Bad Bald Bastard Wed, 25 Feb 2009 21:52:31 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17788#comment-825919 <I>I’m usually beside myself with grief.</I> If you used that <I>pied a terre</I> in Queens more often, you wouldn't have to be <a HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bilocation" rel="nofollow">beside yourself</A>. I’m usually beside myself with grief.

If you used that pied a terre in Queens more often, you wouldn’t have to be beside yourself.

]]> By: actor212 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17788.html#comment-825897 actor212 Wed, 25 Feb 2009 21:37:52 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17788#comment-825897 <i>Being funny on a humor blog absolves a lot of sins.</i> In that case, I hope you went to confession today before you went and got your ash handed to you, cuz your absolution is in the mail along with your stimulus check, Republicant. Being funny on a humor blog absolves a lot of sins.

In that case, I hope you went to confession today before you went and got your ash handed to you, cuz your absolution is in the mail along with your stimulus check, Republicant.

]]> By: SomeNYGuy http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17788.html#comment-825890 SomeNYGuy Wed, 25 Feb 2009 21:24:42 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17788#comment-825890 "I'm from Queens." "Really? I'm from normal parents." “I’m from Queens.”

“Really? I’m from normal parents.”

]]> By: actor212 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17788.html#comment-825888 actor212 Wed, 25 Feb 2009 21:23:21 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17788#comment-825888 <i>I hope you don’t call it that when you’re in Queens</i> No. I call it a "Pahtmint". I speak fluent Queens. I hope you don’t call it that when you’re in Queens

No. I call it a “Pahtmint”.

I speak fluent Queens.

]]> By: actor212 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17788.html#comment-825887 actor212 Wed, 25 Feb 2009 21:22:50 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17788#comment-825887 <i>How can you live with yourself?</i> I'm usually beside myself with grief. How can you live with yourself?

I’m usually beside myself with grief.

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