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Shorter The Anchoress
- The fact that Bush never jailed people for calling him mean names shows that he was the most freedom-loving president our country has ever had.
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actor212 said,
February 24, 2009 at 17:18
Clearly, name calling is a treasonable offense, but not threatening to assassinate the President or throwing a Chicago Tea Party…
El Cid said,
February 24, 2009 at 17:18
Freedom. Freedom freedom. Freedom freedom freedom freedom freedom. Freedom freedom freedom? Freedom. Freedom freedom freedom freedom, freedom freedom freedom freedom freedom freedom. And lastly Hussein. Thank you.
Zifnab said,
February 24, 2009 at 17:22
Shoe throwing, however, is an entirely different matter.
g said,
February 24, 2009 at 17:26
Oh, man, she’s a hilarious font of projection!!!
A favorite quote? – The last American president did not get pissy and thin-skinned,
And I love she’s got a photoshopped picture of Mel Gibson as Braveheart USA, and she captions it “just because it will piss people off.”
It’s nice to see that the Right’s main ambition these days is to annoy people – and that they manage to be so off-target while doing so.
Mel Gibson’s picture pissing people off? No, dear, it just makes people go WTF? and laugh at you.
Righteous Bubba said,
February 24, 2009 at 17:27
The Bush Braveheart picture is awesome.
drew42 said,
February 24, 2009 at 17:31
“A silly picture, just because it will piss so many people off”
And there it is.
Gundamhead said,
February 24, 2009 at 17:31
God, why are all these righties such awful writers? They just go on and on in the most preachy, brain crushingly dull way. I guess I’m beginning to understand why Jonah Goldberg can be one of their intellectual A-listers.
“A silly picture, just because it will piss so many people off”
Just keep telling yourself that lady.
drew42 said,
February 24, 2009 at 17:33
I see a few others here also had “stickin’ it to the liberals” on their Wingnut Bingo cards.
zombie rotten mcdonald said,
February 24, 2009 at 17:35
God, why are all these righties such awful writers? They just go on and on in the most preachy, brain crushingly dull way.
everything they know about writing they learned from Atlas Shrugged
Rusty Shackleford said,
February 24, 2009 at 17:40
I thought the Anchoress promised to stop blogging. Although I guess the argument could be made that she has.
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
February 24, 2009 at 17:44
I shall tell you of W. Historians from Dhimmi-crat-land will say I am a liar, but history is written by those who are literate. The king of Freedomland had served two fantastically successful terms, but the king of Lefty-atheist-commie-land, a cruel muslim known as Hussein the Black, claimed the throne of Freedomland for himself. Freedomland’s nobles fought him, and fought each other, over the crown. So Blacky Hussein X invited them to talks of trillion dollar bailouts – but only spending to save marsh mice – no tax cuts at all!!!
Zifnab said,
February 24, 2009 at 18:02
“A silly picture, just because it will piss so many people off”
So they’re being this stupid out of spite? *sigh*
So Blacky Hussein X invited them to talks of trillion dollar bailouts – but only spending to save marsh mice – no tax cuts at all!!!
In twenty years, I really do wonder if anyone will have learned anything from this massive clusterfuck. Do we get another 40 years of Democrat majority in reward for responsibility? Or will Obama get to rehash the Carter years and go down as a failure in the face of any success? :-p
MzNicky said,
February 24, 2009 at 18:02
Does that mean Bush gets hanged, drawn and quartered?
shrinkydink said,
February 24, 2009 at 18:03
ZOMG, Hussein Obama, LOLOLOL!!!1!1!!1 I haven’t heard that one before.
Stupid AND unoriginal.
g said,
February 24, 2009 at 18:06
Oh, her commenters are great!
What is really more disturbing now with the press is that they are standing by and allowing Rick Santelli of CNBC to be ridiculed and treated in the most infantile way by the administration.
Yes, the tyranny of Obama, how dare he commit ridicule of the press!
Bush, OTOH, snapped towels on the asses of the press everytime he talked to them, and they lapped it up with grins.
zombie rotten mcdonald said,
February 24, 2009 at 18:20
What is really more disturbing now with the press is that they are standing by and allowing Rick Santelli of CNBC to be ridiculed and treated in the most infantile way by the administration.
A ridiculous man makes an infantile speech, and is treated as ridiculous and infantile.
I call it The Ownership Society.
TurkeyRoost said,
February 24, 2009 at 18:26
If we can make it thru September w/o losing 3k people in a single attack, B Hussein’s record will instantly and permanently exceed w’s.
tigrismus said,
February 24, 2009 at 18:33
And if you don’t get re-elected, good heavens! How can you continue and complete the coup?
If you don’t get re-elected and leave office, isn’t it not a coup by definition?
Bush and his administration never warned congress about Fannie and Freddie and this sort of stuff, or asked for some revisions to a ruinous policy.
And of course the poor ickle Republicans were powerless to do anything against those dastardly Dems for 8 whole years!
Bush was all for freedom. American-style freedom, writ large upon the whole world. Free speech. Free markets.
Free speech zones and free-money bailouts. Maybe if he’d just delivered the money to Wall Street on pallets the economy would be in as great shape as Iraq!
zombie rotten mcdonald said,
February 24, 2009 at 18:43
I never realized George Bush was so wonderful. Imagine how bad a shape the world would be in if somebody less Jesus-y had been Prezdent?
I guess all those failed businesses were just somebody else’s fault too.
ed said,
February 24, 2009 at 18:48
Except, of course, Bush, Jr. (well, his good squad/handlers/braintrust) did have people jailed for wearing Kerry shirts to a rally (in West Virginia). Fuckers.
Lawnguylander said,
February 24, 2009 at 18:53
Poor baby Rick Santelli is all ascared now because he’s claiming that Robert Gibbs threatened him when he criticized his idiotic rant. Real tough guy. Not once did Gibbs make mention of the whereabouts of Santelli’s files but you’d think he’d been offered the position of Chicago Comptroller the way he’s talking.
The Goddamn Batman Thinks That If The Anchoress Wants To Compare W To A Known Antisemite Like Gibson, Well By Golly, That's Her Lookout said,
February 24, 2009 at 19:02
Alternative Shorter The Anchoress: If only you read everything that I link to, half of which are posts that I’ve already made with myriad links of their own, it would all become perfectly clear and you’d join me down at the airport to pass out pamphlets.
commie atheist said,
February 24, 2009 at 19:24
“A silly picture, just because it will piss so many people off”
Conservatism in a nutshell.
zombie rotten mcdonald said,
February 24, 2009 at 19:28
Rick Santelli is scared of Robert Gibbs?
Conservatism in a SECOND nutshell…
SomeNYGuy said,
February 24, 2009 at 19:55
you’d join me down at the airport to pass out pamphlets.
I don’t think she’s allowed anywhere near the airport, as her massive breasts cause the radar equipment to erroneously report the imminent landing of two airbuses on the same runway.
And besides, doesn’t she keep herself walled up in a tower?
Matty said,
February 24, 2009 at 20:02
I know it’s lame to make fun of someone’s appearance, but damn if she doesn’t look painfully like Lewis Black.
SomeNYGuy said,
February 24, 2009 at 20:05
I know it’s lame to make fun of someone’s appearance, but damn if she doesn’t look painfully like Lewis Black.
Only if Lewis Black first swallowed Louie Anderson.
Simba B said,
February 24, 2009 at 20:10
You must be new here.
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
February 24, 2009 at 20:21
And to think, I thought it’d be a TMI post about getting a “Brazilian”.
What is really more disturbing now with the press is that they are standing by and allowing Rick Santelli of CNBC to be ridiculed and treated in the most infantile way by the administration.
It hit me a couple of days ago… while the Villagers are cooing about Santelli, he’d probably last two seconds on Main Street- he’s a Portfolio Populist, not the real thing. If he led his minions out into the streets of Chicago, they’d get a serious beatdown at the hands of a multicultural blue-collar crowd.
Cassie said,
February 24, 2009 at 20:22
If she misses bush so much she should visit Mary Cheney.
PERCY ERSKINE NOBBS said,
February 24, 2009 at 20:52
American-style freedom, writ large upon the whole world.
The greatful dead
Smut Clyde said,
February 24, 2009 at 20:58
The fact that Bush never jailed people for calling him mean names
The episode comes to mind about the guy arrested by the Secret Service for criticising Dick Cheney.
actor212 said,
February 24, 2009 at 21:04
I know it’s lame to make fun of someone’s appearance, but damn if she doesn’t look painfully like Lewis Black.
Only if Lewis Black first swallowed Louie Anderson.
After Louie swallows Buddy Hackett.
Sort of the comedy turducken.
A Blackderkett.
owlbear1 said,
February 24, 2009 at 21:07
owlbear1 said,
February 24, 2009 at 21:08
Missing gator, WATCH OUT!!
Smut Clyde said,
February 24, 2009 at 21:25
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RUN AWAY
Righteous Bubba said,
February 24, 2009 at 21:27
EEEEEEKKK!
Teh Anchoress said,
February 24, 2009 at 21:29
That was a typo. It should read:
“Yep, I miss playing with my bush.”
Clear?
Darth Revan said,
February 24, 2009 at 21:40
Do not follow the links unless you have a Minoan girl with a roll of string with you; otherwise you will either be lost forever or devoured by the misbegotten child of George Bush and an traditionalist Catholic bullf**ker.
tigrismus said,
February 24, 2009 at 21:41
Captain Jack!
Darth Revan said,
February 24, 2009 at 21:47
Sorry, a traditionalist Catholic bullf**ker.
Arky4That1 said,
February 24, 2009 at 23:17
Nuh-uh. ‘Cos the fRighties will blame every single death on the malign hand of HUSSEIN Obsama.
Anne Laurie said,
February 24, 2009 at 23:53
Bush, OTOH, snapped towels on the asses of the press everytime he talked to them, and they lapped it up with grins.
Well, it *was* kind of a nifty party trick, seeing as how he snapped their asses even while their lips were permanently pasted to *his*…
SomeNYGuy said,
February 25, 2009 at 0:40
Sort of the comedy turducken.
I make it a strict policy never to eat food with “turd” in its name. So far it’s working out pretty well.
Barrayaran said,
February 25, 2009 at 1:07
Lordy, when did the meaning of “factual” change to “fantastical”, with ground notes of “head smugly rammed up my own, er, petard”?
It’s like the evolution of “nice” all over again.
Another Kiwi said,
February 25, 2009 at 2:17
Ms Anchorhead said:” his policies suddenly seem wise and right to some surprising people.”
I am a suprising people and therefore you should rate for me
Tom said,
February 25, 2009 at 5:00
So Bush protected us from terrorists? By my count more than 7,000 Americans died at the hands of terrorists under his watch. (3,000 in NYC and 4,000 in Iraq.) Not a very impressive record.
Bitter Scribe said,
February 25, 2009 at 5:17
But Tom, how do you know that even more wouldn’t have died if Bush hadn’t been protecting us with his Magic Anti-Terrorist Rock?
jim said,
February 25, 2009 at 14:41
Holy crap – she could eat Polaroids, point her head at a blank wall & put on a fuckin’ slide-show, she’s projecting so hard.
Now we know who writes the GOP’s policies – just subtract the scare-quotes … it’s Anchoressocracy!
LOL WUT