‘My curiosity was whether he was a lunch deliverer. They may be known as lunch-wallahs’.

The term is ‘Tiffin-wallah’.

Strictly from an esthetic point of view, however. We’re tired of fat white farts.

The “creative mind” Conservatards have spent the last eight years (or the last 30-odd, depending on how strict your definition) working in the finance industry, coming up with new and inventive ways to steal. Their less gifted siblings went into politics and invented “Neoconservatism”, i.e., “new cover stories for the same old crimes”. When someone’s only deeply-rooted belief is that Money is the Measure of All Things, only the cult’s failures would waste their energies on risky high-dollar investments like Hollywood when they could be rakin’ in the sacred dollars from ponzi schemes and the PNAC (assuming there’s a difference between those two).

As for the YWC… I was sure that any logo combining *both* the SS badge motif and Mussellini’s fascio had to be a parody. But, once again, the modern Conservative bowel movement proves that it is no longer possible to be sufficiently cynical!

The fewer the merrier.

The troll obviously is NOT Herr Trout, but it IS awfully cute … yeah, the only thing more adorable then calling a magna cum laude law grad a bumbling fool who doesn’t know what he’s doing is frantically playing “Pin The Meltdown On The Darkie” when everyone knows damn well exactly who’s to blame for America’s economy doing a roadkill impersonation.

Meanwhile, Obama’s approval rating has actually gone UP slightly since the election – while the GOP proudly compares itself to the Taliban & proclaims that working for the government isn’t really a job at all. Nothing beats watching the neoconderthals try to bail out their sinking ship with a jackhammer … good times.

Oh, & it’s a fan of Ronald “Nevar Forget, The Waffen-SS Murderers Who Lay Here In Bitburg Were Victims, Too” Reagan, to boot! Yeah … America used to have monotonously constant massive trade & budget surpluses, but Sherriff Ronnie took care of that. Enjoy your $18,000 Pentagon coffee-makers, America!

That’s what that Larrey Anderson article reminds me of.

- The Republican Majority: I couldn’t find this group anywhere, is it possible they’re completely imaginary?

- Network of Enlightened Women: These were nowhere to be found either, I can only assume they refused to participate or were uninvited for their uppityness.

- HowObamaGotElected.com: I got a sweet little pocket edition of the US Constitution here.

- The American Conservative Union: It was a mistake to put these guys’ booth next door to the Save Our Secret Ballot group, they were all swingin’ at each other and screaming something about “scabs” and “union thugs” and all.

But that’s not why I have returned. No, it’s because:

FREE PANCAKES TOMORROW!! NATIONWIDE!!

Greensboro, NC — In honor of National Pancake Day, IHOP’s [sic] around the country are giving customers a free short stack of buttermilk pancakes.

The giveaway is part of an effort to raise awareness and funds for Children’s Miracle Network. They are asking for donations to benefit the charity.

The pancake special is offered on Tuesday, February 24 from 7 am until 10 pm.

IHOP says pancake lovers donated more than $875,00 [sic] to children’s charities in 2008. They have set a goal of $1,000,000 for 2009!

Additional Information can be found by going to http://www.ihoppancakeday.com. WFMY News 2

Poorly written/edited article ’cause I think this is the station where Cornfed Wankee gets his “news.”

Wonder how much of their swag is made in China, and painted with lead-based paint?

Where was Mrs. Anderson? Chained in the basement?

- Black Republican PAC: Alan Keyes 2012 campaign stickers, still plenty available.

- The Poker Players Alliance: Sorry, I cleaned the table out already, you guys might want to wait a bit til some more Republicans show up.

- National Rifle Association: Too crowded to get close.

- Americas Majority: Hung out for a while hoping Marie Jon’ would stop by to loan them an apostrophe. No luck.

Doesn’t troofy owe someone around here like, $500?

Yes, I believe that someone who makes a bet with a troll is owed real money and has actually won something, yes indeedily do.

- Family Research Council: Expired condoms with pinholes poked in them.

- Islamic Free Market Institute Foundation: Booth empty and surrounded by yellow police tape.

- Pajamas Media/TV: Bowl with a few pennies and gumwrappers in it labeled “Please Support Pajamas Media”.

- White House LLC: Oh, it’s whitehouse dot com, not dot org. Booooring.