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Very Impressive Work, Mr. Thompson
If they had an award for “The Wingnuttiest Lede in a Renew America Column,” this would probably win:
With Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger’s pending veto of gay marriage legislation it appears that God will not destroy the state of California for at least a little while yet.
And with that, I’m going out for a drink…
Pinko Punko said,
September 11, 2005 at 1:24
Thanks, God! For at least letting me pack my getaway bag. Could you make it quick when you destroy us, also, wait for the Yankees to be playing the A’s or Angels here. Might as well, you know, two birds and all that.
Cynthia said,
September 11, 2005 at 1:43
But why hit CA and not NV? Aren’t there brothels and casinos in NV?
Oh, I get it…G-d “hearts” brothels and casinos, but not teh gay!
teh l4m3 said,
September 11, 2005 at 2:07
Yeah, Mr. Thompson, great call on Massachusetts and Denmark, too.
GuinnessGuy said,
September 11, 2005 at 3:11
Let’s not forget Canada and the UK (taking affect in December- finally allowing Elton John to make an honest man out of his boyfriend :shudder:).
That shit’s crazy- frankly, if God were to smite every governmental body that defied his decrees, we’d still be sleeping outside, wearing loincloths and hunting elk with pointy sticks (instead of just doing it on weekends).
Marq said,
September 11, 2005 at 4:32
So, by this “logic,” if California is hit by a major-richter-scale earthquake, or, say, a tsunami, does that mean God did it because Ahnult vetoed same-sex marriage? David Geffen wants to know.
Rowan Berkeley said,
September 11, 2005 at 9:26
I got an email from God yesterday saying to tell Blair to not let the gay marriage thing happen, or else, God says he has a mighty flood lined up for us. However, I didn’t think it was worth forwarding to Blair’s office, somehow. I mean, anyone can open an email account as ‘God’ … even little girls in periwinkle blue turtlenecks.
axien said,
September 11, 2005 at 11:22
So, by this “logic,” if California is hit by a major-richter-scale earthquake, or, say, a tsunami, does that mean God did it because Ahnult vetoed same-sex marriage?
Yup. Didn’t you know that LA is one of the states that passed a gay marriage admendment?
Auguste said,
September 11, 2005 at 12:01
Speaking of MJ’, where is she? I have the feeling she’s opted out…that will make me sad.
Brad R. said,
September 11, 2005 at 17:35
Speaking of MJ’, where is she? I have the feeling she’s opted out…that will make me sad.
Oh, she’s around. She’s quiet for a while, then she leaves a big pile of comments in a random thread. She knows she’s loved :-)
D. Sidhe said,
September 11, 2005 at 18:27
So, by this “logic,” if California is hit by a major-richter-scale earthquake, or, say, a tsunami, does that mean God did it because Ahnult vetoed same-sex marriage?
Yup. Didn’t you know that LA is one of the states that passed a gay marriage admendment?
God loves Him the lesbian sex, no getting around that. Clearly it is His intention to get even with those who oppose it.
Rob G said,
September 12, 2005 at 19:45
Gee, you’d thnk he’d be able to spell “Gomorrah”, whut with all his Bahbul larnin’.
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