Comments on: Take the “F” out of fundies, and it’s…undies.

By: mdoc

mdoc — Sun, 02 Oct 2005 01:34:20 +0000

This one is more believeable: Lyle Zapato is the creator of the sites. Who has a name like Gordon Schumweg?

http://web.linix.ca/pedia/index.php/OBJECTIVE:_Christian_Ministries

And there are links there to Zapato’s site.

By: mdoc

mdoc — Sat, 01 Oct 2005 11:09:58 +0000

http://www.answers.com/topic/objective-christian-ministries

go there for source of this diatribe on both Fellowship/Landover sites

By: Jillian

Jillian — Sat, 10 Sep 2005 09:16:32 +0000

The “National Association of Christian Game Theoreticians” is on the short list of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my whole darn life.

By: mdhatter

mdhatter — Sat, 10 Sep 2005 01:08:02 +0000

A great way to show the youths that abstinence is “where it’s at”.

Lucky captain rabbit king nuggets are for the youth!

By: Cameron

Cameron — Fri, 09 Sep 2005 12:27:16 +0000

Didn’t know any of you were old enough to remember Velvet Underground.

By: Graham

Graham — Fri, 09 Sep 2005 10:58:22 +0000

Have you seen http://www.truechristiansunite.com ?
It’s an EZ Board forum, so you can interact directly.

By: Realist

Realist — Fri, 09 Sep 2005 09:06:25 +0000

Curse you Realist with your technology and wiles! Dude. Go to Google and type in "whois" - without the quotes, all one word, all lower case. Click "I'm Feeling Lucky" and voila! Instant wiles.

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Fri, 09 Sep 2005 08:51:20 +0000

Was G-man actually MJ? I was thinking that the post was a little short for her, or was that a clip from O:M?

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Fri, 09 Sep 2005 08:50:37 +0000

God, suck it (not you big guy, the douchey one).

Curse you Realist with your technology and wiles!

By: Malatesta

Malatesta — Fri, 09 Sep 2005 07:54:23 +0000

You know what’s really funny? Typing in the wrong

http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/crafts.htm

Behold, baby Jesus!!!

By: Karl

Karl — Fri, 09 Sep 2005 07:16:28 +0000

God is a two-bit, lame-brain right wing troll??? Man, now my faith is REALLY shaken…

By: Vestal Vespa

Vestal Vespa — Fri, 09 Sep 2005 07:05:58 +0000

Hey, I have been getting visitors from Gig Harbor. Wondered what that was all about . . .

By: teh l4m3

teh l4m3 — Fri, 09 Sep 2005 06:54:41 +0000

Goddamn you, Realist!

By: Realist

Realist — Fri, 09 Sep 2005 06:42:32 +0000

If both sites are run by the same people, they do a damn good job of hiding the fact.

Domain Name:LANDOVERBAPTIST.ORG
Created On:07-Feb-1999 05:00:00 UTC
Last Updated On:27-Oct-2004 09:50:33 UTC
Expiration Date:07-Feb-2006 05:00:00 UTC
Sponsoring Registrar:Network Solutions LLC (R63-LROR)
Registrant ID:24451038-NSI
Registrant Name:oddities-inc
Registrant Organization:oddities-inc
Registrant Street1:PO Box 1000 PMB #252
Registrant City:FALLS CHURCH
Registrant State/Province:VA
Registrant Postal Code:22046
Registrant Country:US
Registrant Phone:+1.9999999999
Registrant Email:americhrist@EMAIL.MSN.COM

Domain Name:OBJECTIVEMINISTRIES.ORG
Created On:29-Aug-2005 04:39:02 UTC
Last Updated On:29-Aug-2005 10:54:34 UTC
Expiration Date:29-Aug-2006 04:39:02 UTC
Sponsoring Registrar:New Dream Network, LLC (R173-LROR)
Registrant ID:ndn-104679
Registrant Name:Kev F.
Registrant Organization:NA
Registrant Street1:7101 35th St NW
Registrant City:Gig Harbor
Registrant State/Province:WA
Registrant Postal Code:98335
Registrant Country:US
Registrant Phone:+1.1234567890
Registrant FAX:+1.1234567890
Registrant Email:kevf@centurytel.net

By: Mike S.

Mike S. — Fri, 09 Sep 2005 06:33:57 +0000

“Global Warming is to socialism as ?fetus? is to abortion.”

Boy, if that isn’t a fallacy…

By: teh l4m3

teh l4m3 — Fri, 09 Sep 2005 06:24:46 +0000

I’ve been washed in the blood of Lambuel!

I need soap.

By: tg

tg — Fri, 09 Sep 2005 06:23:44 +0000

I don’t know if that’s the one true God, but he/she is obviously a devout follower, as evidenced by the “writing in tongues.”

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Fri, 09 Sep 2005 06:09:01 +0000

God stayed home with an adult daughter and a dog? I thought there was only the one Son?

By: Gavin M.

Gavin M. — Fri, 09 Sep 2005 06:05:32 +0000

Liberals consume themselves with irrational hatred worse than cancer and fiercer than fire.

Rats, they’re onto us.

By: Vestal Vespa

Vestal Vespa — Fri, 09 Sep 2005 05:53:41 +0000

No, no no. I’ve partied with God, and you sir, are not God.

Anyway, yeah, the parody is sublime. I like pastor “Diamond Jack” Holgroth and the pictures that children have supposedly drawn of Lambuel, the mascot of Objective Ministry’s Kidz Page.