Comments on: You Know He Needs A Small Vacation http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17476.html Poise! Poise! Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:30:25 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Kip W http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17476.html#comment-836000 Kip W Wed, 04 Mar 2009 01:35:32 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17476#comment-836000 Years ago, I was with a friend visiting his friend -- I was in from out of town, I might add -- and got to hear, but didn't manage to record, a genuine KKK <i>humor record!</i> It was a 78 from an album of them. Most of the sides (I think there were four) were patriotic standards like "Battle Hymn of the Republic," but this one was a sort of hillbilly number with two sort-of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cugri2hBqxA" title="a la Stan Freberg" rel="nofollow">Junyer Bear</a> voices, singing about how "Daddy Swiped the Last Clean Sheet and Joined the KKK." I've searched online for this strange document, but never found hide nor hair of it. Years ago, I was with a friend visiting his friend — I was in from out of town, I might add — and got to hear, but didn’t manage to record, a genuine KKK humor record! It was a 78 from an album of them. Most of the sides (I think there were four) were patriotic standards like “Battle Hymn of the Republic,” but this one was a sort of hillbilly number with two sort-of Junyer Bear voices, singing about how “Daddy Swiped the Last Clean Sheet and Joined the KKK.” I’ve searched online for this strange document, but never found hide nor hair of it.

]]> By: soylent_green http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17476.html#comment-819506 soylent_green Sat, 21 Feb 2009 07:15:01 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17476#comment-819506 "You Know He Needs A Small Vacation" Maybe he'll spend it getting a root canal... Nice reference :) “You Know He Needs A Small Vacation”

Maybe he’ll spend it getting a root canal…

Nice reference :)

]]> By: Robert Denby http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17476.html#comment-818890 Robert Denby Fri, 20 Feb 2009 22:00:21 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17476#comment-818890 <i>put together a . . . . . . field trip . . . . to Massachusetts. This ought to be fun.</i> And.....after we make....sure they're not home......we'll paint a ....swastika on ..the garage door, and the third ............reich will be reborn! put together a . . . . . . field trip . . . . to Massachusetts. This ought to be fun.

And…..after we make….sure they’re not home……we’ll paint a ….swastika on ..the garage door, and the third …………reich will be reborn!

]]> By: Thom http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17476.html#comment-817264 Thom Thu, 19 Feb 2009 21:04:42 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17476#comment-817264 I missed the joke that starts this off. Turner's blog is <a href="http://www.halturnershow.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">still up</a>. What'd I miss? I missed the joke that starts this off. Turner’s blog is still up. What’d I miss?

]]> By: Turbine Yukon Palin http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17476.html#comment-817221 Turbine Yukon Palin Thu, 19 Feb 2009 20:46:15 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17476#comment-817221 <BLOCKQUOTE>Internet Patriots are a lot like Voyeurs; they watch but won’t do anything in real life.</BLOCKQUOTE>Stopped clock wisdom at its finest.

Internet Patriots are a lot like Voyeurs; they watch but won’t do anything in real life.

Stopped clock wisdom at its finest.

]]> By: Mooser http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17476.html#comment-816753 Mooser Thu, 19 Feb 2009 16:12:12 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17476#comment-816753 <i>I look out my window and don’t see any crops growing.</i> Good, I knew I could camouflage the pot perfectly. I look out my window and don’t see any crops growing.

Good, I knew I could camouflage the pot perfectly.

]]> By: OB-GYN Kenobi http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17476.html#comment-816745 OB-GYN Kenobi Thu, 19 Feb 2009 16:06:42 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17476#comment-816745 Shorter Hal: RAHOWA, skeet skeet skeet. Shorter Hal: RAHOWA, skeet skeet skeet.

]]> By: tigrismus http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17476.html#comment-816717 tigrismus Thu, 19 Feb 2009 15:39:16 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17476#comment-816717 Hey, I hadn't seen the Lapland one before! Nobody forwards me anything cool anymore, just lists of stupid "facts" Snopes debunked in the last century. Hey, I hadn’t seen the Lapland one before! Nobody forwards me anything cool anymore, just lists of stupid “facts” Snopes debunked in the last century.

]]> By: tigrismus http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17476.html#comment-816714 tigrismus Thu, 19 Feb 2009 15:36:47 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17476#comment-816714 <i>Perhaps a vacation … to Norway!</i> More like <a href="http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/kenya/" title="an oldie but a goodie... HEY WAIT, I KNOW THAT GUY!" rel="nofollow">SNOREWAY! </a> Perhaps a vacation … to Norway!

More like SNOREWAY!

]]> By: The Lurking Redhead http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17476.html#comment-816638 The Lurking Redhead Thu, 19 Feb 2009 14:29:07 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17476#comment-816638 "This post makes me very worried for Gavin. Perhaps a vacation is in order. Perhaps a vacation … to Norway!" Not <a href="http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/lapland" rel="nofollow">Lapland</a>? “This post makes me very worried for Gavin. Perhaps a vacation is in order. Perhaps a vacation … to Norway!”

Not Lapland?

]]> By: Brendan http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17476.html#comment-816333 Brendan Thu, 19 Feb 2009 08:00:50 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17476#comment-816333 @<a>RB</a>: Thanks. @RB: Thanks.

]]> By: Spiny Norman http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17476.html#comment-816118 Spiny Norman Thu, 19 Feb 2009 04:15:50 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17476#comment-816118 Just remember the Silver Rule, Hal. If you're gonna do a murder-suicide, start with the suicide. Just remember the Silver Rule, Hal. If you’re gonna do a murder-suicide, start with the suicide.

]]> By: owlbear1 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17476.html#comment-816045 owlbear1 Thu, 19 Feb 2009 03:08:36 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17476#comment-816045 Conspiracies to ponder: 1. Turner got wind of a planned action and hoped to take credit. His announcements spooked the supremacysts and they called it off. 2. Turner learned of an FBI sting operation and was warning the supremacysts. The fact there haven't been any violent uprising of supremacysts only proves my point. Conspiracies to ponder:

1. Turner got wind of a planned action and hoped to take credit. His announcements spooked the supremacysts and they called it off.

2. Turner learned of an FBI sting operation and was warning the supremacysts.

The fact there haven’t been any violent uprising of supremacysts only proves my point.

]]> By: Lesley http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17476.html#comment-815865 Lesley Thu, 19 Feb 2009 01:29:10 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17476#comment-815865 I wish there was a way you could transform these pieces into performance art because they would truly be as awesome on stage as they are on the page. I wish there was a way you could transform these pieces into performance art because they would truly be as awesome on stage as they are on the page.

]]> By: psychedelic santa http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17476.html#comment-815727 psychedelic santa Wed, 18 Feb 2009 23:22:28 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17476#comment-815727 I think if a guy named Muhammed wrote that stuff, he'd be in Guantanamo right now. I think if a guy named Muhammed wrote that stuff, he’d be in Guantanamo right now.

]]> By: Smut Clyde http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17476.html#comment-815725 Smut Clyde Wed, 18 Feb 2009 23:17:37 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17476#comment-815725 <i>War is beautiful because it initiates the dreamed-of metalization of the human body!</i> You forgot the obligatory link to <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIVrQ5h92us" rel="nofollow">Tetsuo: The Iron Man</A>. War is beautiful because it initiates the dreamed-of metalization of the human body!
You forgot the obligatory link to Tetsuo: The Iron Man.

]]> By: Sammy http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17476.html#comment-815720 Sammy Wed, 18 Feb 2009 23:11:59 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17476#comment-815720 I give even odds at this point that Turner is either 1) too stupid to be taken seriously (which is why he's not in government custody right now) or 2) an FBI informant (see above) I give even odds at this point that Turner is either
1) too stupid to be taken seriously (which is why he’s not in government custody right now) or
2) an FBI informant (see above)

]]> By: Smut Clyde http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17476.html#comment-815684 Smut Clyde Wed, 18 Feb 2009 22:27:32 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17476#comment-815684 If <strike>Gentlewoman pelts you with</strike> life gives you watermelons, then... umm... make watermelon daiquiris. Or something. If Gentlewoman pelts you with life gives you watermelons, then… umm… make watermelon daiquiris. Or something.

]]> By: UKBristolDave http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17476.html#comment-815671 UKBristolDave Wed, 18 Feb 2009 22:17:04 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17476#comment-815671 Why do these racist wear a certain line of damn good polo shirts? Why do these racist wear a certain line of damn good polo shirts?

]]> By: Gentlewoman http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/17476.html#comment-815636 Gentlewoman Wed, 18 Feb 2009 21:49:51 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=17476#comment-815636 <i>I’ll have you know that ‘watermelon’ is an extremely offensive term among Martians, with its green-on-the-outside, pink-on-the-inside implications.</i> *pelts Smut Clyde with watermelons* *well, ok, actually with watermelon Jolly Ranchers because watermelons are too heavy* *and out of season and I don't have any watermelon* *but if I did...* I’ll have you know that ‘watermelon’ is an extremely offensive term among Martians, with its green-on-the-outside, pink-on-the-inside implications.

*pelts Smut Clyde with watermelons*

*well, ok, actually with watermelon Jolly Ranchers because watermelons are too heavy*

*and out of season and I don’t have any watermelon*

*but if I did…*

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