Comments on: Hi, Bengal kittens.

By: GuinnessGuy

GuinnessGuy — Thu, 08 Sep 2005 15:44:43 +0000

…is busily hatching new plots for the feline cells of destruction global that will spread throughout the world

That’s the most impressively long euphemisim for “taking a dump” I’ve yet seen.

By: D. Sidhe

D. Sidhe — Wed, 07 Sep 2005 08:55:21 +0000

Soggy death kittens are the angriest kind.

By: Cynthia

Cynthia — Wed, 07 Sep 2005 08:49:35 +0000

Crooky al-Shanks, the bulky (not fat, just big-boned) mastermind of the Kitten Death Squads Training Camp in the woods behind our house, is busily hatching new plots for the feline cells of destruction global that will spread throughout the world. At this moment he is mull(ah)ing over his options. (He mulls about 22-23 hours a day.) Beware!

By: GuinnessGuy

GuinnessGuy — Wed, 07 Sep 2005 05:51:21 +0000

Spring… er… I mean summer- which, after all, is like spring, but with more hurricanes.

By: GuinnessGuy

GuinnessGuy — Wed, 07 Sep 2005 05:50:12 +0000

Well… given our primary Death Kitten indoctrination center was Al-Seb Center of Sadly, No!-ism on the Florida panhandle, it’s not surprising that our Death Kitten training capacity has been severely dampened by the dearth of hurricanes this spring.

We must get that new center in Britsh Columbia open so that we can grow our evil organization of kittens.

I’ll get on fundraising…

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Wed, 07 Sep 2005 04:43:01 +0000

He’s back, but there’s a dearth of kittens.

By: Yosef

Yosef — Wed, 07 Sep 2005 04:26:04 +0000

Maybe you should consider opening up Kitten Death Squad Training camps.

By: jade

jade — Wed, 07 Sep 2005 04:22:42 +0000

What’s wrong with letting a pussy defend itself — by any means necessary? Y’aren’t Catholic, are ya?

By: jeff-perado

jeff-perado — Wed, 07 Sep 2005 03:38:55 +0000

Are we preparing for another round of kitty wars?

If so, I’ll get right on it, well sometime next tuesday.

By: Tak, the Hideous New Girl

Tak, the Hideous New Girl — Wed, 07 Sep 2005 03:03:19 +0000

Brad, do we have any spots open for trainee evil death kitty hordelings?

If you don’t I do! I’ll take all the trainee evil death kitty hordelings! The whole pile even!

By: Mal de mer

Mal de mer — Wed, 07 Sep 2005 02:40:31 +0000

“No, kittens, I’m afraid not”

Re-branding, are we? Oh, I’m telling Seb…I’m going to tell so bad.

By: Vladi G

Vladi G — Wed, 07 Sep 2005 00:49:17 +0000

It’s okay, Orange Cat. I think that’s kind of funny to joke about.

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Wed, 07 Sep 2005 00:48:43 +0000

OK. Where in the hell is the stash of kittens with handguns? Is there some NRA fetish mag featuring pussies and glocks? This is entering the stratosphere of ridiculitude.

By: Gavin M.

Gavin M. — Tue, 06 Sep 2005 23:57:36 +0000

But that wouldn’t be very nice! Oh dear.

By: Brad R.

Brad R. — Tue, 06 Sep 2005 23:11:41 +0000

We just need the Editors to get his ass back, soon. Otherwise those cute kitties will be eaten by our own feline hellbeasts.