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Hi, Bengal kittens.
“Hi! Are you the Editors?”
No, kittens, I’m afraid not. The Editors is riding bikes on his ranch, and we’re not even allowed to deliver milk and Friskies without authorization.
“Oh, phooey!”
I know, Siamese kittens. It truly is a…
“Justin Darr blows and is stinky and funny-looking, and…”
Oh, Maine coon and Abyssinian kittens — that’s such a good try, but we truly can’t adopt you. It wouldn’t be right. You’ll have to wait a little longer.
Now stop it, little orange cat, that’s not even funny to joke about.
Oh my. This has certainly become a conundrum. Brad, do we have any spots open for trainee evil death kitty hordelings?
[Update: No he did not! That time stamp below is German Sixhoursaheadofeasternstandardtime. He was just sitting around until a couple hours after we... Never mind: This is totally Do the Time Warp Day. Excuse us while we do a jump to the left.]
Brad R. said,
September 6, 2005 at 16:11
We just need the Editors to get his ass back, soon. Otherwise those cute kitties will be eaten by our own feline hellbeasts.
Gavin M. said,
September 6, 2005 at 16:57
But that wouldn’t be very nice! Oh dear.
Pinko Punko said,
September 6, 2005 at 17:48
OK. Where in the hell is the stash of kittens with handguns? Is there some NRA fetish mag featuring pussies and glocks? This is entering the stratosphere of ridiculitude.
Vladi G said,
September 6, 2005 at 17:49
It’s okay, Orange Cat. I think that’s kind of funny to joke about.
Mal de mer said,
September 6, 2005 at 19:40
“No, kittens, I’m afraid not”
Re-branding, are we? Oh, I’m telling Seb…I’m going to tell so bad.
Tak, the Hideous New Girl said,
September 6, 2005 at 20:03
Brad, do we have any spots open for trainee evil death kitty hordelings?
If you don’t I do! I’ll take all the trainee evil death kitty hordelings! The whole pile even!
jeff-perado said,
September 6, 2005 at 20:38
Are we preparing for another round of kitty wars?
If so, I’ll get right on it, well sometime next tuesday.
jade said,
September 6, 2005 at 21:22
What’s wrong with letting a pussy defend itself — by any means necessary? Y’aren’t Catholic, are ya?
Yosef said,
September 6, 2005 at 21:26
Maybe you should consider opening up Kitten Death Squad Training camps.
tigrismus said,
September 6, 2005 at 21:43
He’s back, but there’s a dearth of kittens.
GuinnessGuy said,
September 6, 2005 at 22:50
Well… given our primary Death Kitten indoctrination center was Al-Seb Center of Sadly, No!-ism on the Florida panhandle, it’s not surprising that our Death Kitten training capacity has been severely dampened by the dearth of hurricanes this spring.
We must get that new center in Britsh Columbia open so that we can grow our evil organization of kittens.
I’ll get on fundraising…
GuinnessGuy said,
September 6, 2005 at 22:51
Spring… er… I mean summer- which, after all, is like spring, but with more hurricanes.
Cynthia said,
September 7, 2005 at 1:49
Crooky al-Shanks, the bulky (not fat, just big-boned) mastermind of the Kitten Death Squads Training Camp in the woods behind our house, is busily hatching new plots for the feline cells of destruction global that will spread throughout the world. At this moment he is mull(ah)ing over his options. (He mulls about 22-23 hours a day.) Beware!
D. Sidhe said,
September 7, 2005 at 1:55
Soggy death kittens are the angriest kind.
GuinnessGuy said,
September 8, 2005 at 8:44
…is busily hatching new plots for the feline cells of destruction global that will spread throughout the world
That’s the most impressively long euphemisim for “taking a dump” I’ve yet seen.