Whoopsie!!

So, if I understand this right, if I were to say that Jesus, while he was human, occasionally had to take a piss using his penis; that would be a bad thing.. In spite of the fact that all other human males do the same?

WOW!

You are indeed worthy of that PhD!!!!

(Here and I thought all that anti-gay rhetoric about keeping the male Jesus off another male’s penis would appeal to you)..

First a second quick correction… I must have been really hammered last night because I confused H-3 and BF3 (gas neutron detectors) with glass Li-6 scintillating detectors.

Anyway, I am glad that you can find time in your busy 24/7 schedule to sing songs and be a father to your little girl, and still hang out here. You are so noble.

BLT wrote:
“Based on what appears to be such a dramatic increase in traffic at my website (I wouldn’t be surprised if I was approached by a major record label one of these days)”

So I take it then that you’re going to give up your noble work 24/7 on head shrinking and caring for your daughter for the more noble job of recording tinny-sounding folk songs, all based on the fact that you’ve received a bump in web site hits due to the good folks here at Sadly, No!

Can I take it then, if this comes to pass, that you will owe all your success to us??

Well, no thanks are necessary.

Anyway, if I have a little extra time first thing in the morning, I try to squeeze in a little songwriting and recording into my schedule. Have you only listened to songs of mine that you take as berating you? Try some of the more friendly ones. It will soften the blow, and maybe even cause you to laugh a bit over my obvious lack of talent. In fact, some of the songs are so poorly written,so poorly engineered and my voice is so terrible on them that if you can get through them without gagging to death, I’m told it’s actually rather entertaining to hear them. Based on what appears to be such a dramatic increase in traffic at my website (I wouldn’t be surprised if I was approached by a major record label one of these days), since you folks have been throwing rotten tomatoes at me, some apparently even find a perverse sort of guilty pleasure in my tunes.

Point 3 above should read:
3) we do it because (inspite?) of both of us being immutably liberal

I truly don’t mean to be offensive, its just that this is a site of sarcasm, that’s what we do. It’s like that age old question, “why do ducks duck and bees bee?”

But seriously, My advisor would indeed be a good debating partner for you, but, alas he is actually a busy man, putting his knowledge to work (unlike those of us who hang out here and poke fun at those who do). He is working 24/7 to protect you and others like you who hate and disparage those like us. We are working on real-time Lithium-3 glass neutron detectors that can scan trucks and cargo as it passes by so the bad guys cannot smuggle nuclear weapons into this country. We do this because 1) we are scientists 2) we want to protect our country from the bad guys, 3) we do it because (inspite?) of both being immutably liberal.

http://www.nucsafe.com

And what do you do? Oh yes, sing songs berating people like us.

Finally, I forgot, my email does not show up, it’s:
stutz[at]unlv[dot]nevada[dot]edu

use it, don’t abuse it.

P.S. I think you’d really get a kick out of “Keep your Jesus off my penis”

As for Kerry Marsala, have you visited her internet gallery? She does some pretty awesome work.

Um, doc? Though this linked-to thread started out mocking Kerry M., it quickly devolved into mocking you. It was the thread where you came to light. Though there are occasional snipes at KM’s paintings, and she, in fact closes-out the comments. But, it was mostly you, all the way around. C’mon. Show a little faith. We’ve been there, mocked that. It’s what we do. We’re quite thorough.
Just to jog the ol’ memory.

I saw where you mentioned Johnny Cash a bit further up in this thread…

Is there any possibility that the reason you talk and behave as you do, is that you see the parallels between yourself and “A Boy Named Sue”??

As for alliteration aspiring to absolute awesomeness.. Well, you are the King of Corn!

But it you want to hear quality folk songs, done by today’s artists, have you heard “Unbleeped – Keep your Jesus Off my Penis”? (no profanity in it, I promise; unless you consider “penis” a dirty word — Fraud, I mean Freud, didn’t think so — sorry for that freudian slip….)

Email me, I’ll send it to you.

Just for the record, I am a grad student, and my thesis advisor is Dr. Dr. Carter Hull J.D. Meaning he has two Ph.D’s and a J.D. Funny thing is that he prefers Mr to Dr Dr JD, except when he confronts other blowhards with PhDs. And he is a Vietnam War vet who was shot down and to this day has schrapnel in his skull.

A word of warning to you Dr. Tasty lunch sandwich, there is always someone higher up than you on the ladder. Your mocking only makes you look like the pathetic one.

HINT: Humility means being humble.

Second Hint: appearing smart to others means you are able to recognize subtlety, intent, and humor, and sarcasm embodies all three. Being more witty makes one truly smart, being whiny makes one look, well, whiny.

I really like all the criteria one must meet before the doctor will respect you as a critic. I mean all you have to do is write for a conservative website and he’ll quote you all over the place. But to think he sucks one must, listen to 10 of his songs, have your song on the radio, and some other crap I can’t rememeber. Brillant.

Hm. One knows someone with that tagline.
http://vestalvespa.blogspot.com

Definitely a misapprehension, Lib. Anyone who works in the mental health profession can tell you that sometimes it seems the number of emotionally or mentally unsound people treating patients almost outnumber the patients.

Of course, this doesn’t hold true for all psychiatrists and psychologists. There are some people who are also psychs who are truly wise and good.

No offense to anyone here. This is one of my favorite blogs and I read it whenever I can… but if I were a psychiatrist, trolling a blog wouldn’t be on my activities list.

Or maybe I just have this warped illusion that all psychiatrists are superbly intelligent people who are above the average person when it comes to maturity and rational thinking.