- Obama don’t get no Republicans voting wiv him on his mingin’ economic stimulus package an’ that. Which fakkin’ proves he’s no post-partisan President, innit?
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Obama promised to cooperate with Republicans, but Republicans have broken his promise by not-he-cooperating with them.
The plumber promised to work on the sink, but shockingly, he broke that promise by not making me stop telling him not to fix the sink, and then working on the sink.
Disaster for you, for you promised me a rose garden and I am not accepting gardens from you at this time.
Analysis: Historic Democratic victory good for Republicans.