And yet, most of them take place in The Heartland that Gary “comes from”.

Which, by his definition, should make them liberal-free. Sadly, NO!

You people are making my life increasingly difficult. There’s a reason we don’t keep those food pellet vending machines in this zoo. The only way to keep them docile is utter starvation.

I can’t quit this job in this economy, but you people may make me.

Actually, RedSimpleton’s “contributions” here rather remind me of Peter Griffin’s comment to his wife that one time: “Lois, fat men aren’t fat. Only fat women are fat!”

And yet, most of them take place in The Heartland that Gary “comes from”.

Most of the Deathwish movies are based on fact. For one thing, it showed the effects of Gun Control. Such as when the homeowners gave up their gun, and were robbed the next night.

And this comes from one of the same Reich-tards who piss and moan on Breitbart about “Big Hollywood” not giving them enough moronic crapaganda to masturbate over.

What do you mental midgets think all those slasher movies are, if not conservatard bullshit passing itself off as entertainment? The inevitable pattern in all of them is that “liberals die because they’re promiscuous/wimps/Satanists”.

Of course, Sarah Palin will be the She-Reagan

She-Hulk.

Well, seeing that they haven’t actually lifted a finger to actually do away with The Worst Decision in the HIstory of the Supreme Court, I’m pretty sure they’re happy keeping Roe around as a means of continually duping the bulk of their idiotic base.

January 29, 2009 at 8:08

Damn. I had noon in the pool of “What would Republicans use in place of a terrorist attack to try to scare people into voting for them?” This bastard made Blondesense win!

Gary, scaring people is hardly a way to get people to vote for you consistently. Now, you’ve become the boy who cried wolf.

Make that “little boy”. You know what I mean, right, Da– I mean, Gary?

You mean all those aborted babies are simply being replaced?

Instead of poor liberal brown babies, we’re seeing All American white babies, like Bristol Palin’s?

You’d think Republicans would be jumping for joy and enshrining Roe v. Wade!

Except for that and a few other things, McCain totally would have won.

And if Bush hadn’t stolen the election Gore would have been President in 2000. Ah, the vicissitudes of fate.

When my job goes overseas I’ll have to sell all my guns to pay the bills anyway. And I’ll lose all my stuff much more effectively than any burglar could ever do.

After the Reichstag fire, Hitler declared a “war on terror”.

Can someone tell me …

The GOP & Orwell’s Anti-Sex League = seperated at birth?

President Obama will turn America into a third world country.

Did you just emerge from a coma, or what? Reagan beat him to it by 25 fucking years – & it didn’t even take him 5.

Clinton started to bring it back to something resembling modern civilization … but Commandante Codpiece Georgie-Porgie “fixed” it, much like a veteranarian will “fix” your pet for a fee.

When you get done fapping to your fantasy of Mad-Max-style Epic Obama Fail, you might want to take a whole fucking minute out of your busy day to think about what your nation is really going to turn into if you & all your fellow neocon pinheads (whose blind allegiance to a corporatist cipher like Bush CAUSED this shit to go down in the first place, like being the sycophantic enablers of an economic Katrina) decide to sit on your thumbs & gloat as it gets worse, instead of doing anything positive or constructive to help make things better. Ever wonder what it’d be like to see cholera make a comeback in America? Let your civic infrastructure keep going pear-shaped as you whine for MOAR tax-cuts, & you may just get to find out.

If you do, be sure & thank the Waffen-SS-loving, death-squad-praising, union-busting prick who smiled into the cameras as he cooked your goose to a cinder:

“Government is not the solution to our problems. Government is the problem.”
- Ronald Reagan