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Shorter Gateway Pundit
Obama: “I have Muslim members of my family. I have lived in Muslim Countries”
- Muslim Obama has a Muslimy interview with Muslims and reveals he lived in Muslim countries because he is a Muslim.
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actor212 said,
January 27, 2009 at 17:12
GP: “I’m a bohunk because I have bohunk members of my family and I live in a bohunk state.”
That actually sounds pretty accurate, y’know?
Rusty Shackleford said,
January 27, 2009 at 17:15
So? Thanks to his shitty piloting skills, John McCain lived in a Communist country for a while.
El Cid said,
January 27, 2009 at 17:24
Actually, the core claim under dispute is even more ridiculous:
Clearly the fact that Obama used the plural means that his Muslim lizard brain can no longer be kept in check, and the FACT that Obama lived in every single Muslim country EVAR was totally being suppressed.
Aha! He said “countries“!!! That’s plural!!! That means it’s a secret code revealing he lived in more than one!
These people really are the worst of conspiracy theorists, except, instead of being held at the fringes, like most conspiracy theorists (not necessarily correctly, just differentiating between the treatment); instead these people just got through running the country for 8 years.
We’re a country that loves giving into the most lunatic right wing conspiracy theory.
In any decade it’s okay for right wingers (Republicans or Democrats) to allege that Communists or Muslims are hiding under every bed, summoning up impossible alliances to defeat us, and just around the corner from the super-weapon to kill us all.
JFK got elected in part by lying about a ‘missile gap” and being more hawkish than Nixon. Nixon was the ‘only one’ who could ‘go to China’ because it was right wing freaks like them who would have called anyone else who tried to ‘go to China’ one of the Communists who ‘lost China’ in the first place. Jimmy Carter launched a new military build-up and began the proxy war of drug-dealing warlord Islamic fundamentalists which Reagan would use to destroy the one stable secular Afghan government there’s ever been. Reagan went madly through Central America and Southern Africa slaughtering civilians because the Russians were going to invade us through Nicaragua and then driving up through Guatemala and Mexico or they were going to make the savage Africans rape all the pure white South African women.
And on and on and on until the country just falls apart, like now.
There isn’t one giant right wing conspiracy theory that this country fails to give into. When we’re lucky eventually our fellow Americans tire of it somewhat, but never completely.
LittlePig said,
January 27, 2009 at 17:28
What GP needs most, like many Americans, is a lifetime supply of Depends.
Bedwetter Nation.
Michael G. said,
January 27, 2009 at 17:31
Sarah Palin could see across the straight into Moscow, so that’s just like living in a Communist country.
D.N. Nation said,
January 27, 2009 at 17:34
Um, who didn’t know that Obama lived in Indonesia for a while? Dude even devotes about half a chapter of Audacity to that very subject.
GP ain’t being too bright.
LittlePig said,
January 27, 2009 at 17:41
who didn’t know that Obama lived in Indonesia for a while
I’m sure Gateway Dumbass thinks all Muslims live in the Middle East. He read that as “I have lived in Saudi Arabia”.
actor212 said,
January 27, 2009 at 17:42
Um, who didn’t know that Obama lived in Indonesia for a while? Dude even devotes about half a chapter of Audacity to that very subject.
Hell, he spoke at length about it in the Las Vegas debate against Hillary! That was only covered by, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, CNN and every frikkin’ newspaper in the nation!
cowalker said,
January 27, 2009 at 17:42
Wasn’t there a big old fuss on the right because Obama was supposed to have attended a madrassa when he lived in Indonesia? All the wingnuts seemed to be aware that Obama lived in Indonesia.
And some guy who calls himself “Gateway Pundit” reported back in April of 2008 that Obama had lived in Indonesia and Pakistan and visited Kenya. “Gateway Pundit” linked to reports of this in that obscure publication known as the New York Times.
http://gatewaypundit.blogspot.com/2008/04/hey-obama-traveled-to-pakistan-while-in.html
Did he forget?
Sarcastro said,
January 27, 2009 at 17:45
Um, who didn’t know that Obama lived in Indonesia for a while?
Ah, but he used the plural!
You see, while he resided in Indonesia he was, indeed, alive. But before traveling to any of the other Islamic nations he has visited he died and was zombified. Thus he has NOT actually lived in more than one Muslim country but, rather, ambled across them searching for fresh brains.
I can only assume that’s their line of thinking.
actor212 said,
January 27, 2009 at 17:46
Nice catch, cowalker. I wish I could comment at GP’s hideous blog. I’d shove that back in his face.
D.N. Nation said,
January 27, 2009 at 17:49
Ahh. Thus, boogity boogity boogity!
Lawnguylander said,
January 27, 2009 at 17:53
Shockingly, a quick look at Memeorandum shows that Wingnuttia is in a state of panic over Obama’s Al Arabiya interview. Blogger Hoft shits himself oft* over this so I nominate him for most ascared. Here he is telling his fraidy cat commenters that it’s ok, they can haz skidmarks over this :
UPDATE: I’m afraid Mike191 speaks for many of us with his comment:
*h/t Herr Smut Doktor. I’ve been working on a full parody but I am fail so far.
Gateway Amnesiac said,
January 27, 2009 at 17:59
What I really, really hate about our Pravda Media is that they refused to mention that McCain had been a prisoner of war. If they had deigned to mention that once or twice, this election would have turned out very differently.
D.N. Nation said,
January 27, 2009 at 18:07
Know what’s great? That wingnuts are citing from the actual Pravda w/r/t global warming denial these days.
Athenawise said,
January 27, 2009 at 18:12
Week two of President Obama and I feel less secure than week one. This is a ride into Dantes’ Levels of Hell.
Who is this “Dantes” of whom you speak, Mike191?
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
January 27, 2009 at 18:15
Who is this “Dantes” of whom you speak, Mike191?
I was just going to say – he goes by “The Count of Monte Cristo” these days.
actor212 said,
January 27, 2009 at 18:57
I was just going to say – he goes by “The Count of Monte Cristo” these days.
I had his sandwich the other day. Yummy!
RedStater75 said,
January 27, 2009 at 19:12
Its going to be funny when Hopey McChange sits down with A-mad and Kim Jung Il for tea and gives them everything they want. Funny that is if it weren’t so dangerous.
D.N. Nation said,
January 27, 2009 at 19:20
You’re trolling two threads now? Busy first day, RedStatey!
actor212 said,
January 27, 2009 at 19:20
He lost a lot of steam, tho.
RedStater75 said,
January 27, 2009 at 19:23
So do you libs think it will be a good thing when Islamofascist Iran goes nuclear?
Of course you will, because then you can get the Jews to surrender in Israel more easily!
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
January 27, 2009 at 19:47
Busy first day, RedStatey!
Maybe he’s one of those zillions of low-level Bushie staffers that got thrown out of D.C. and a job because THE DEMOCRATS WON.
In case you didn’t hear that, THE DEMOCRATS WON.
Erik W. said,
January 27, 2009 at 19:49
So do you libs think it will be a good thing when Islamofascist Iran goes nuclear?
Of course you will, because then you can get the Jews to surrender in Israel more easily!
I don’t know what ‘libs’ think, but I think I’m looking forward to it!
Erik W. said,
January 27, 2009 at 19:50
I don’t know what ‘libs’ think, but
I thinkI’m looking forward to it!Rusty Shackleford said,
January 27, 2009 at 19:50
Elections have consequences, RedTater. Better luck next time. Try running Palin in 2012. That’s the ticket!
DUDACKATTACK!!! said,
January 27, 2009 at 19:51
So what’s a gun barrel taste like, RedStater?
Mr Bold said,
January 27, 2009 at 19:53
Redstatey,
Why do you hate America?
Midge Decter's lonely cooch said,
January 27, 2009 at 20:43
Shorter RedStater75:
“I don’t know what we’re yelling about!”
“Loud noises!”
(Yes. It is my suspicion that RS75 is actually Brick Tamland.)
g said,
January 27, 2009 at 20:51
“I have lived in Muslim Countries.”
“Week two of President Obama and I feel less secure than week one. This is a ride into Dantes’ Levels of Hell.”
You never know where the Plurality of Evil will strike until it’s too late!
actor212 said,
January 27, 2009 at 20:53
So do you libs think it will be a good thing when Islamofascist Iran goes nuclear?
Well, since Islamofascist Pakistan went nuclear, it seems Israel’s been under that threat for a while now.
Why do you hate America, Reddie?
JoeBuddha said,
January 27, 2009 at 21:12
Wait a minute… Isn’t it TREASON to oppose the Commander in Chief in a time of WAR? Does this mean the Wars are Over? Thank the Great Spaghetti Monster!!!
Mr Bold said,
January 27, 2009 at 21:19
Shorter America hating RedStater:
Americans hate Jews and hope they get nuked by Iran.
Red…you’re sick in the head…
jim said,
January 27, 2009 at 21:45
since Islamofascist Pakistan went nuclear, it seems Israel’s been under that threat for a while nowsince Islamofascist Pakistan went nuclear, it seems Israel’s been under that threat for a while now
OH SNAP!
RedStater75 said,
January 27, 2009 at 22:03
“Well, since Islamofascist Pakistan went nuclear, it seems Israel’s been under that threat for a while now.”
Pakistan never threatend to wipe Israel off the map and talk about a “world without the United States”.
actor212 said,
January 27, 2009 at 22:07
Pakistan never threatend to wipe Israel off the map and talk about a “world without the United States”.
So now we’re making distinctions? We actually recognize that most Muslims are not Arabic?
Good.
Now let’s talk about how Pakistan helped finance 9/11, which was a blow against American support for Israel against the Palestinians.
You sure you want to move onto geopolitical theory against a man who just thumped you in economics?
Sophist FCD said,
January 27, 2009 at 22:10
Will this be before or after he surrenders our children’s pancreases to the insatiable appetite of Moon Emperor Krang and his dread Lunar Frog army?
RedStater75 said,
January 27, 2009 at 22:11
“Now let’s talk about how Pakistan helped finance 9/11″
LOL are you a troofer?
actor212 said,
January 27, 2009 at 22:28
“As to September 11th, federal authorities have told ABC News they have now tracked more than $100,000 from banks in Pakistan, to two banks in Florida, to accounts held by suspected hijack ring leader, Mohammed Atta. As well . . . “Time Magazine” is reporting that some of that money came in the days just before the attack and can be traced directly to people connected to Osama bin Laden. It’s all part of what has been a successful FBI effort so far to close in on the hijacker’s high commander, the money men, the planners and the mastermind.”
– ABC News, This Week, September 30, 2001
You were saying?
Dan Someone said,
January 27, 2009 at 22:32
::makes popcorn, sits back to watch the entertainment::
Shorter RedStater75 said,
January 27, 2009 at 22:35
But, but, but, the guys who tell me what to write on evil Lib blogs told me these were AIRTIGHT arguments!
Time to change the subject again.
actor212 said,
January 27, 2009 at 22:36
All I ask is a troll’s ass, and the Google to kick it by.
RedStater75 said,
January 27, 2009 at 22:39
“You were saying?”
So you agree with Hopey that we should bomb Pakistan? Isn’t that *gasp* PRE-EMPTION? Wasn’t that ILLEGAL when Bush did it?
RedStater75 said,
January 27, 2009 at 22:39
Do we have to get UN approval before we bomb Taliban areas of Pakistan?
actor212 said,
January 27, 2009 at 22:45
So you agree with Hopey that we should bomb Pakistan?
Nope, and I defy you to show me where I said that.
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
January 27, 2009 at 22:47
Red ‘bater… when are the Trike Force action figures coming out? You know, the ones in which the “Kung Fu” grip has given way to the “Watching Malkin’s Cheerleader Skit” grip…
Regarding Homislamofascist Obama, did he not dispel any suspicions of Islamitude when he went to Hawaii and ate, according to the Pravda media, SPAM sushi?
Tehanu said,
January 28, 2009 at 1:34
Don’t feed the trolls. Reddie’s about to explode from the surfeit of shit he’s swallowed anyway.
pablo said,
January 28, 2009 at 3:04
Gateway Pundit has to be a Nazi. I mean look at that photo of him. He was obviously there when they opened the Ark of the Covenant.
Honus said,
January 28, 2009 at 4:38
I think it’s great that RedStater75 can have both his residence and his IQ in his screen name.