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Wednesday Open Fred




Posted at 7:46 by Gavin M.

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  1. John Lombard said,

    August 24, 2005 at 11:58

    Why not “Ben-dover” pun?

  2. Gavin M. said,

    August 24, 2005 at 12:16

    Because…

    Wait, you’re like under 30. TV ads: “Muscle pain? Try Ben-Gay.”

    Two jokes in five words: Try that without a net, evil right-wing hog-chalkers.

  3. Gavin M. said,

    August 24, 2005 at 12:22

    Excuse me: four words.
    Baha. Try that on a unicycle, etc.

  4. Yosef said,

    August 24, 2005 at 14:07

    Ben-Gay? How long?

    I remember all those old jokes…

  5. Yosef said,

    August 24, 2005 at 16:11

    Whoa! s.z., Norb, and the Editors have all been mentioned in national news shows. When does S,N! get it’s day in the sun?

  6. Brad R. said,

    August 24, 2005 at 16:24

    Whoa! s.z., Norb, and the Editors have all been mentioned in national news shows. When does S,N! get it’s day in the sun?

    When we stop being childish and obscene? (Not worth it…)

  7. teh l4m3 said,

    August 24, 2005 at 16:30

    Little Debbie Pecan Pinwheels are forged in the sulphurous crucible of Hell’s deepest bowels. No wonder Adam Yoshida is a gibbering nutball.

    Yechhh.

  8. Yosef said,

    August 24, 2005 at 16:52

    When we stop being childish and obscene?

    But then how did Norb make it?

  9. Cameron said,

    August 24, 2005 at 17:08

    Evil liberals will never defeat the Mighty Virgin Ben - hell, he’s got Part II of the Manly Defense of Chickenhawks posted over at Townhall right now. The Little Virgin That Could just keeps choo-chooing along….

  10. Brad R. said,

    August 24, 2005 at 17:17

    But then how did Norb make it?

    Who mentioned Norb?

  11. Yosef said,

    August 24, 2005 at 17:19

    CNN yesterday. It’s all over the place. (By “all over the place” I mean at his site.

  12. Brad R. said,

    August 24, 2005 at 17:24

    Wow. Maybe we could post a picture of Wolf Blizter’s nads so he’ll sue us.

  13. Yosef said,

    August 24, 2005 at 17:56

    That would rock!

  14. Major Shortssniffer said,

    August 24, 2005 at 17:57

    Hey, GregH said he’s got a photo of those he keeps under his pillow if you want to borrow it!

    SCOLld!!!1!!11!!

    LOL!!!1!!!11!!!

  15. Capt. Trollypants said,

    August 24, 2005 at 18:23

    Ah the beloved Wolf-pack fruit salad. They really do look like satellite photos of WMDs.

  16. Pinko Punko said,

    August 24, 2005 at 18:26

    May I call everyone’s attention to the hilarious joke about Canada’s crappy dollar on the lower right?

    *sigh* it’s more than a blog-crush boys- it’s love. I just asked for my promise ring back from MJ. It’s going straight to Gavin.

  17. GregH said,

    August 24, 2005 at 18:51

    Oh Cap’n T must of grown a pair over night or is he brave all of sudden because he thinks I won’t be here much today? I’m watching you…….

  18. Greg H said,

    August 24, 2005 at 18:52

    Marie Jon’ links to TruthOut and Media Matters on her website. What the hell is up with that?

  19. Mal de mer said,

    August 24, 2005 at 19:19

    May I call everyone’s attention to the hilarious joke about Canada’s crappy dollar on the lower right?

    I saw it…I chuckled. It reminds me of the 4,000.00 USD in travellers cheques that I purchased when the CAD was at 62 cents US, then forgot about, then recently cashed in with the CAD at close to 84 cents.

    I mean, it is funny, but not in a “ha ha” kind of way.

  20. Pinko Punko said,

    August 24, 2005 at 19:45

    Wah wah!

  21. Pinko Punko said,

    August 24, 2005 at 19:46

    Shouldn’t Seb be saying “oh, it’s simply one stupid thing after another, oui?”

  22. Pinko Punko said,

    August 24, 2005 at 19:46

    Sacre bleu!

  23. mdhatter said,

    August 24, 2005 at 19:50

    Yeah!

    Stick it to the canadians!

  24. Pinko Punko said,

    August 24, 2005 at 19:57

    Zoot alors!

  25. Mal de mer said,

    August 24, 2005 at 20:05

    Wah wah is right. And to top it all off, the money I lost was ear-marked for a professional “re-virgination.” VBen sent me some brochures; he adding a new line of services to his enterprise.

  26. fulsome said,

    August 24, 2005 at 21:17

    Is this a monthly or weekly publication?

  27. Ryan said,

    August 24, 2005 at 23:37

    Anyone know where the picture of the guy came from? I swear, he looks a lot like one of my college buddies… eery…

  28. Gavin M. said,

    August 24, 2005 at 23:43

    Anyone know where the picture of the guy came from? I swear, he looks a lot like one of my college buddies… eery…

    That’s Retardo, from here:
    http://www.elementropy.blogspot.com/

  29. Ham on Rye, Ph.D. said,

    August 25, 2005 at 3:12

    Wolf Blitzer —if you ever saw the interview(s) in which he boldly fellated Dick Cheney on subject of Iraq like it was a scene from The Brown Bunny— has no nads

  30. Pinko Punko said,

    August 25, 2005 at 8:51

    bad boys report to club house for spanking.

  31. Tapio said,

    August 25, 2005 at 19:20

    Marie Jon’ links to TruthOut and Media Matters on her website. What the hell is up with that?

    It’s just the beginning. Kyle Williams linked to World O’ Crap, and now look at him. Before too long, MJ will be a full blown liberal, in here criticizing us for objectifying her instead of seeing her for her brains.

  32. Marq said,

    August 26, 2005 at 11:19

    Before too long, MJ will be a full blown liberal, in here criticizing us for objectifying her instead of seeing her for her brains.

    Well, then, she won’t be criticizing me then, will she?

  33. Griffin said,

    March 3, 2006 at 2:34

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