Comments on: Name That Stooge (Sunday Edition)

By: Another Kiwi

Another Kiwi — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 06:28:30 +0000

TPM prove that Gary Ruprecht is John McCain Or is just a spooky coincidence????

By: Kj

Kj — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 02:45:23 +0000

Gary says, “What kind of “natural” lifestyle dooms people to always seek out vastly younger naive people? The vast majority of homosexuals go on to seek vastly younger partners. For example, Barney Frank has a taste for men 30 years younger than him.”

I dunno. Ask my husband. He wasn’t naive, but he was just 20 when I–a newly-divorced woman of 33–spotted him. That was ten years ago. We’re married and still together. Neither of us feels very, uh, “doomed.”

But then again, we’re straight, so you’ll easily overlook this, I guess.

By: 59 Les Paul Copy

59 Les Paul Copy — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 23:35:23 +0000

“My jackal just died touchingly after almost 17 years – he was the love of my cocksucking horrible life. I don’t know how he got stuck in that kettle. I’m sure you know a jackal needs creativity but I had no creativity left.”

I know how you must feel– my peccary has mesothelioma. I’m really gonna miss his feverish grunting and burrowing.

By: PeeJ

PeeJ — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 20:17:47 +0000

here is the link you woefully neglected to include

By: commie atheist

commie atheist — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 20:04:13 +0000

What I want to know is, has Obama whipped out his huge stimulus package and shoved it down the throats of the Republicans yet? Time’s a wastin’.

By: Rusty Shackleford

Rusty Shackleford — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 20:00:59 +0000

A funny libertarian. Who knew?

By: PeeJ

PeeJ — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:59:09 +0000

we kin haz new fodder now?

thxbai

By: Rusty Shackleford

Rusty Shackleford — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:39:18 +0000

Perhaps we could get Conan O’Brien to host the show.

By: PeeJ

PeeJ — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:35:47 +0000

I refer, of course, to the Ayn Rand satire. Who the fuck is Louie Anderson?

By: PeeJ

PeeJ — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:33:48 +0000

That shit is teh funnay!

By: actor212

actor212 — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:32:58 +0000

Richard Dawson is retired. Just who were you thinking of to host this show?

*whew*

Someone got it….

Um, well, Louie Anderson? He did such a bang up job on Family Feud.

By: Snowwy

Snowwy — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:31:32 +0000

actor212,

Richard Dawson is retired. Just who were you thinking of to host this show?

By: opie_jeanne

opie_jeanne — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 18:58:20 +0000

Oh Peej!!! I found it! It’s here, a “morality play in one act” by Murray Rothbard called “Mozart was a Red”.

http://www.lewrockwell.com/rothbard/mozart.html

By: actor212

actor212 — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 18:48:22 +0000

Legalize,

We could call it “The Rumi Man”!

OK, that’s probably going to need some explaining…

By: Legalize

Legalize — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 18:45:35 +0000

I think it would be pretty fun to drop these fellows off in a wealthy suburb somewhere in Teh Heartland followed by FOX television cameras. Give them 100 bucks, a miniature Arabic-English dictionary, 1 pair of nylons, 1 pack of chewing gum, sleeping pills, pep pills, morphine, some rubbers, and some lipstick. I’d watch that show.

By: noen

noen — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 18:41:55 +0000

PeeJ — Thank you for the list of critics of Ayn Rand. They are very good. I especially like Robert Bass as I’ve come across him before. He is more accessible to me than some of the deeper criticisms.

By: actor212

actor212 — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 18:36:26 +0000

So, um, if these terrists do escape from Levenworth, then what?

We give them cut-rate mortgages and a copy of Heather Has Two Mommies.

And 72 Virgin Ben Shapiros.

By: actor212

actor212 — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 18:35:17 +0000

So, um, if these terrists do escape from Levenworth, then what?

Marry rednecks and father the 51st President of the United States.

By: opie_jeanne

opie_jeanne — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 18:34:53 +0000

Thanks, Peej. I did see all of those links.

The one I’m driving myself nuts trying to find describes an evening in her salon written by a man who was invited there when he was a grad student, or fresh out of grad school. He’s someone who’s a Big Deal now, and his essay was very amusing.

I’m almost certain that one of the regulars here posted the link to it, and I seem to remember it was in a thread that also had a link to Molly Ivins’ hysterical essay about Camillie Paglia, if that rings a bell. I did bookmark that one, had no problem finding it again.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 17:59:47 +0000

Sauteed Guilty Tasmanian Devils with Whisked Evaporated Milks

Ingredients:
3 pints adult Tasmanian devils, paranoidly salted
6 portions evaporated milk
6 pounds ethereal berry
5 cups unprincipled tarpon fin, pickled
1 portion mint
7 bunches basil

Sacrifice a nearby grunt or a creature of similar size. Discard remains furtively. Separate Tasmanian devils foot from tail. Inflate tail. Use a food processor to stir the berry with the evaporated milk. Stuff the resulting goo into the Tasmanian devils. Find some soya milk and drink it. Salt – very exhalingly – the tarpon fin, mint, and the basil. Dab the latter combination on to the former. Bake for 101 hours. Serves 14.