Comments on: Bloggers behaving badly http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1654.html Poise! Poise! Fri, 10 Feb 2012 07:57:23 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Bill S http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1654.html#comment-29264 Bill S Sun, 28 Aug 2005 07:44:59 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001654.html#comment-29264 Marq, I might qualify under both categories too. I'm a slut in theory. Which is to say, I WOULD be a slut if there were any takers. Does that count? Marq, I might qualify under both categories too. I’m a slut in theory. Which is to say, I WOULD be a slut if there were any takers. Does that count?

]]> By: Muppet Company that made Alf Attorneys at Law & sons http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1654.html#comment-29263 Muppet Company that made Alf Attorneys at Law & sons Wed, 24 Aug 2005 06:33:51 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001654.html#comment-29263 As the legal representation for said company, we hereby inform the Law Firm which is in flagrant disregard for the Cease and Desist order issued by the NBC Law Firm that our client feels it would be legally and morally reprehensible to fashion a muppet to portray Yosef. We instead nominate the inscrutable actor hereafter referred to as Denzel Washington. Although ethnicity could represent a problem in this decision, we feel it could easily be overlooked by casting George Muresan to portray Brad R. As the legal representation for said company, we hereby inform the Law Firm which is in flagrant disregard for the Cease and Desist order issued by the NBC Law Firm that our client feels it would be legally and morally reprehensible to fashion a muppet to portray Yosef. We instead nominate the inscrutable actor hereafter referred to as Denzel Washington. Although ethnicity could represent a problem in this decision, we feel it could easily be overlooked by casting George Muresan to portray Brad R.

]]> By: LA Law Firm http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1654.html#comment-29262 LA Law Firm Wed, 24 Aug 2005 06:01:55 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001654.html#comment-29262 This is to notify you that under the terms of the restraining order and lein placed on this site and all its assets by Acme Lawfim and Storm Dorr Company, Inc, all previous contracts are null and void. In other words, let's talk contratcs baby! We can see Brimley but Pitt is box office poison now so if Penn is unacceptable then I suggest we have an appropriate muppet made to be Yosef. We can hire the company that made Alf. LA Law Firm. This is to notify you that under the terms of the restraining order and lein placed on this site and all its assets by Acme Lawfim and Storm Dorr Company, Inc, all previous contracts are null and void. In other words, let’s talk contratcs baby! We can see Brimley but Pitt is box office poison now so if Penn is unacceptable then I suggest we have an appropriate muppet made to be Yosef. We can hire the company that made Alf.

LA Law Firm.

]]> By: NBC Law Firm http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1654.html#comment-29261 NBC Law Firm Wed, 24 Aug 2005 05:23:28 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001654.html#comment-29261 Our client, a very prominent Television Network, did not give written authorization for the usage of a retired Television Show to which it still owns the rights. LA Law must cease and desist, or at least let us in on the profits from any movie deal made with SadNo Enterprises GmbH. And Yosef shall be portrayed by Brad Pitt in his "Fight Club" physique. You are hereby notified. Addendum 1: Pinko Punko shall be protrayed by Wilford Brimley. Our client, a very prominent Television Network, did not give written authorization for the usage of a retired Television Show to which it still owns the rights. LA Law must cease and desist, or at least let us in on the profits from any movie deal made with SadNo Enterprises GmbH.

And Yosef shall be portrayed by Brad Pitt in his “Fight Club” physique.

You are hereby notified.

Addendum 1:
Pinko Punko shall be protrayed by Wilford Brimley.

]]> By: LA Law Firm http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1654.html#comment-29260 LA Law Firm Wed, 24 Aug 2005 05:04:06 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001654.html#comment-29260 We wish to discuss several possible movie treatments for this blog. We forsee a major treatment of "Sadly, No" for the teen market and a possible adult version for pay-per-view. Marie strikes us as a natural for a particular niche in the adult movie business. Have your people call our people and picture Sean Penn as Yosef. LA Law Firm We wish to discuss several possible movie treatments for this blog. We forsee a major treatment of “Sadly, No” for the teen market and a possible adult version for pay-per-view. Marie strikes us as a natural for a particular niche in the adult movie business. Have your people call our people and picture Sean Penn as Yosef.

LA Law Firm

]]> By: Major Shortssniffer http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1654.html#comment-29259 Major Shortssniffer Wed, 24 Aug 2005 04:45:33 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001654.html#comment-29259 Heh. The Real Law Firm said "duties". Heh. The Real Law Firm said “duties”.

]]> By: A Real Law Firm Fo' Shizzle http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1654.html#comment-29258 A Real Law Firm Fo' Shizzle Wed, 24 Aug 2005 02:52:03 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001654.html#comment-29258 Be it known by all men, women and fauna hereby present that this portion of the internets, also known and doing business as Sadly, No!, henceforth shall be deemed to be slanderiferous and libelodorous, and subject to all rights, duties, obligations, accoutrements and condiments accorded therewith. Unless and until the perpetrators and perpetuators of the calumnitous bloggifications set forth hereinabove and thereinbelow shall be brought forth to stand trial before a judicature and jurisdictional entity, with all deliberate speed, this section of the internets shall be declared off limits, out of bounds and terra prohibita for all right-thinking persons and personages who do not wish to be associated, exacerbated and incarcerated with the proprietors and probationers responsible for its defamatory nature. Love and kisses, A Real Law Firm Fo' Shizzle Be it known by all men, women and fauna hereby present that this portion of the internets, also known and doing business as Sadly, No!, henceforth shall be deemed to be slanderiferous and libelodorous, and subject to all rights, duties, obligations, accoutrements and condiments accorded therewith. Unless and until the perpetrators and perpetuators of the calumnitous bloggifications set forth hereinabove and thereinbelow shall be brought forth to stand trial before a judicature and jurisdictional entity, with all deliberate speed, this section of the internets shall be declared off limits, out of bounds and terra prohibita for all right-thinking persons and personages who do not wish to be associated, exacerbated and incarcerated with the proprietors and probationers responsible for its defamatory nature.

Love and kisses,

A Real Law Firm Fo’ Shizzle

]]> By: Not Yosef http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1654.html#comment-29257 Not Yosef Wed, 24 Aug 2005 02:33:51 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001654.html#comment-29257 <i>psst! Tapio, you're supposed to change your name to the Law Firm name</i> psst! Yosef, you're supposed to change your name to Stanton Carlisle. psst! Tapio, you’re supposed to change your name to the Law Firm name

psst! Yosef, you’re supposed to change your name to Stanton Carlisle.

]]> By: Yosef http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1654.html#comment-29256 Yosef Wed, 24 Aug 2005 01:54:54 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001654.html#comment-29256 (psst! Tapio, you're supposed to change your name to the Law Firm name.) (psst! Tapio, you’re supposed to change your name to the Law Firm name.)

]]> By: Tapio http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1654.html#comment-29255 Tapio Wed, 24 Aug 2005 01:31:06 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001654.html#comment-29255 Before I choose sides I need to know who has the most beer and saunas. Thank you. Finnish Law Firm. Before I choose sides I need to know who has the most beer and saunas. Thank you. Finnish Law Firm.

]]> By: DC Law Firm http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1654.html#comment-29254 DC Law Firm Tue, 23 Aug 2005 20:29:41 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001654.html#comment-29254 Before I choose sides I need to know who has the most money. Thank you. DC Law Firm Before I choose sides I need to know who has the most money. Thank you. DC Law Firm

]]> By: South Carolina Law Firm http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1654.html#comment-29253 South Carolina Law Firm Tue, 23 Aug 2005 11:42:21 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001654.html#comment-29253 Notice to the New York Law Firm: Attempt to preempt a client by soliciting legal representation vis a vis means of comments sections of bog posts can result in a revocation of all entitlements hereby authorized vis a vis the Bar of the State of South Carolina, et al. Legal representation such as ours has heretofore been slandered and libeled by such as yours by creating a new libelous label hereafter referred to as "blogchasers". You will cease and desist in soliciting repartee from heretofore unnamed parties hereafter named as Gorge, Jeff and Gavin, in any attempt to discredit the entire United Bar Association of the States, Commonwealths, and Provinces of the USA (hereafter named UBASCPUSA) or have your charter thereby revoked in a legally "naughty" nature. Viewing of this post by the New York Law Firm, hereafter referred to as NAMBLA, qualifies as receipt and assent to above noted Cease and Desist decree. You have been informed. Notice to the New York Law Firm:

Attempt to preempt a client by soliciting legal representation vis a vis means of comments sections of bog posts can result in a revocation of all entitlements hereby authorized vis a vis the Bar of the State of South Carolina, et al. Legal representation such as ours has heretofore been slandered and libeled by such as yours by creating a new libelous label hereafter referred to as “blogchasers”. You will cease and desist in soliciting repartee from heretofore unnamed parties hereafter named as Gorge, Jeff and Gavin, in any attempt to discredit the entire United Bar Association of the States, Commonwealths, and Provinces of the USA (hereafter named UBASCPUSA) or have your charter thereby revoked in a legally “naughty” nature. Viewing of this post by the New York Law Firm, hereafter referred to as NAMBLA, qualifies as receipt and assent to above noted Cease and Desist decree.

You have been informed.

]]> By: (: Tom :) http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1654.html#comment-29252 (: Tom :) Tue, 23 Aug 2005 11:08:01 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001654.html#comment-29252 <i>(Click for larger image.)</i> <i>Not on your fucking life.</i> Well... maybe, just a peek... <b><i>[click]</i></b> AAAAAAAAGHH!!!!1!1!!! MY EYES! (Click for larger image.)

Not on your fucking life.

Well… maybe, just a peek…

[click]

AAAAAAAAGHH!!!!1!1!!! MY EYES!

]]> By: The Funny Farm http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1654.html#comment-29265 The Funny Farm Tue, 23 Aug 2005 11:02:26 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001654.html#comment-29265 <strong><b><i>Blog Like A Conservative Day</i></b></strong> Sunday, 26 Sweltring (Wedmath, sorta), 2005 It seems that while we were off helping to put together a couple of... Blog Like A Conservative Day

Sunday, 26 Sweltring (Wedmath, sorta), 2005 It seems that while we were off helping to put together a couple of…

]]> By: Uncle Kvetch http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1654.html#comment-29251 Uncle Kvetch Tue, 23 Aug 2005 10:53:55 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001654.html#comment-29251 <i>(Click for larger image.)</i> Not on your fucking life. (Click for larger image.)

Not on your fucking life.

]]> By: Father Tyme http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1654.html#comment-29250 Father Tyme Tue, 23 Aug 2005 10:38:49 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001654.html#comment-29250 "We have been made aware of internets making slanderous postings of a libelous nature..." Shouldn't that be libelous postings of a slanderous nature? How about libidinous postings of a prurient nature? or How about Republican lies of a conservative nature? (Please specify which internets...i.e. the ones on earth or Mars or Zebulon or Uranus?) “We have been made aware of internets making slanderous postings of a libelous nature…”
Shouldn’t that be libelous postings of a slanderous nature?
How about libidinous postings of a prurient nature?
or
How about Republican lies of a conservative nature?
(Please specify which internets…i.e. the ones on earth or Mars or Zebulon or Uranus?)

]]> By: Marq http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1654.html#comment-29249 Marq Tue, 23 Aug 2005 10:02:25 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001654.html#comment-29249 <i>Aaaalllll-right!! </i>It seems I qualify under <i>both </i>of the categories for whom sex is appropriate! <b>Yes!</b> And not sadly. Aaaalllll-right!! It seems I qualify under both of the categories for whom sex is appropriate! Yes! And not sadly.

]]> By: New York Law Firm http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1654.html#comment-29248 New York Law Firm Tue, 23 Aug 2005 09:51:54 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001654.html#comment-29248 To Whom It May Concern: We have been made aware of internets making slanderous postings of a libelous nature. Receipt of this post by No! will be construed as legal confirmation that you have been made aware that serious legal consequences shall follow, should you not desist forth-with. Regards, Christian Fakenberg, Esq. New York City Lawyer To Whom It May Concern:

We have been made aware of internets making slanderous postings of a libelous nature. Receipt of this post by No! will be construed as legal confirmation that you have been made aware that serious legal consequences shall follow, should you not desist forth-with.

Regards,

Christian Fakenberg, Esq.
New York City Lawyer

]]> By: davids http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1654.html#comment-29247 davids Tue, 23 Aug 2005 09:33:51 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001654.html#comment-29247 It would be better as "Professonial Virgin because otherwise nobody would pay any attention to us at all" It would be better as
“Professonial Virgin
because otherwise nobody would pay any attention to us at all”

]]> By: Bill S http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1654.html#comment-29246 Bill S Tue, 23 Aug 2005 06:38:38 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001654.html#comment-29246 That was highly amusing. That was highly amusing.

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