Comments on: Racist Pastor Makes Icky Reference to Poop and Pee

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By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 22:54:30 +0000

The details of my parents’ relationship will remain private until I finish the job of turning it into a script for a romantic movie.

By: actor212

actor212 — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 14:44:21 +0000

Schiffren thought it was relevant to speculate about the motivations of my English mother (from a good Home-Counties family) when she came to NZ and met her Danish farm-boy husband.

I’d say that’s a long way to go for a blind date.

By: Just Alison

Just Alison — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 08:06:19 +0000

Smut and g: abso-fucking-lutely. Who gives a tinker’s cuss how one’s parents met, or what they did? Surely, and I realise I’m being laughably old-fashioned here, surely a person’s fitness to perform the office is the only relevant question?

Although that fitness does necessarily include whether or not one is fond of Islamocommiefascist arugula. That’s important.

By: Mo's Bike Shop

Mo's Bike Shop — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 03:53:31 +0000

Shall we question the family background of other candidates? How did Tom Delay’s mom and dad meet up?

DO. NOT. WANT.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 02:22:16 +0000

I was trying to imagine my own reaction if I accidentally happened to run for some public office, and a noddy like Schiffren thought it was relevant to speculate about the motivations of my English mother (from a good Home-Counties family) when she came to NZ and met her Danish farm-boy husband.
Especially if the noddy followed that passive-aggressive, plausible-deniability style of “I am too classy myself to raise this question, but it speaks volumes that no-one in the media is asking…”.

Voices would be raised.

By: McJohn

McJohn — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 02:20:28 +0000

OK.

[Rubbing temples very hard, squinting into the distance.]

OK. Um. OK.

OK, I think I’ve got it. I think she’s saying either that the President’s family of origin were associated with enough Communist political activity that his parents might actually have had Communist leanings, as was common among mixed-race couples in the late 1950s and early 1960s [cite needed], or the President is the result of a secret eugenics program aimed at creating the man who would assume the Presidency half a century from the beginning of the program, because why else would his parents have ever gotten to the first date?

Personally, I prefer the SpecFic version: it’s ever so romaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaantic!

By: Sapper

Sapper — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 02:17:52 +0000

I’ll be honest. “If’s brown flush it down, if it’s yellow let it mellow” was the first thing I though of during that bennediction and made me cringe.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 02:05:53 +0000

and you want to question whether he’s qualified No, she wants other people to ask such questions for her. She interprets their failure to do so as a sign that they were held back by Political Correctness, rather than as evidence that her own mind is a cesspit seething with maggots and body parts.

By: g

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 01:26:17 +0000

Let me get this straight.

You have a guy who’s graduated from Harvard Law with a degree in Constitutional Law, a US Senator, and you want to question whether he’s qualified to serve in elected office because of the way his mother met his father?

In addition to the vile implication that children of mixed race couples have somehow “questionable” backgrounds, why is the family background even germane, if the person in question has managed to achieve success as an adult?

Shall we question the family background of other candidates? How did Tom Delay’s mom and dad meet up?

By: g

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 01:17:17 +0000

Um, well, I’m sure she’s fine with Fran Drescher instead.

By: Trilateral Chairman

Trilateral Chairman — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 00:37:50 +0000

Christ, is Schiffren on drugs? Look at this: Actually, this post is about Caroline Kennedy, who may or may not be depressed for whichever reason one chooses to believe was behind her withdrawal from contention for the NY Senate appointment: wasn't going to get the job anyway, or Uncle Ted's worsening health—or nanny and tax problems as it now seems. I am quite gratified that our Park Avenue Princess will not be my Senator. First, because I always root for the underdog. I was really offended to see the accidental Governor Paterson, with no constituency or fund-raising apparatus of his own and a visible lack of intellectual ballast, get pushed around by the united Kennedy, Obama, and Bloomberg forces into annointing Ms. Kennedy. Maybe Quayle was a smart guy with a lunatic speechwriter. Wow.

By: M. Bouffant

M. Bouffant — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:47:31 +0000

Doktor Smut, since you ask, Clinton’s bio. father was a boozer, his mother re-married when Clinton was young, & other stuff, which I don’t remember. (‘Cause I never cared?)

Yes, we heard something about it. S’pose it’s just when someone less than patrician gets close to the office.

By: jimmiraybob

jimmiraybob — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:39:41 +0000

I can only assume that Sadly, No has hacked the NRO site and is proceeding with Phase MCMLXXXIII of Operation Make Them Look Stupider Than Zombies with Their Brains Sucked Out and Replaced with Inert Gel.

How much longer can the wingnut Stupid continue to expand before the universe explodes?* I mean really, is anyone really that dumb?**

* It should be noted that some scientists believe that the ever increasing inanity of right-wing dumbitude actually creates a void where knowledge and reason have been destroyed, leading to an eventual implosion of the universe. Either way it’s not good.
** Rhetorical question, I’ve been keeping score at home for a while.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:39:32 +0000

to prevent the mainstream liberal media from persuing [sic] the questions which might arise about how [X]‘s mother… came to marry…
There was a happy time, long ago, when here in New Zealand we were spared a full-on saturation exposure to the minutiae of US presidential campaigning. As a result, I have no idea whether the relationship between Bill Clinton’s parents was the focus of media inquiry in 1992. Was it?
I like to think that if any mainstream-liberal-media pundits had pursued prurient, panty-sniffing questions about how Clinton’s mother came to marry his father — or more recently, questions about the exact nature of the relationship between McCain’s parents, or Bush’s — then they would have quickly reached the ignominious end of their career, with cries from all directions of “At long last, Sir, have you no shame?”

By: Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist

Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 22:46:22 +0000

Funny thing, this “college”. I realize it’s a foreign concept, but you meet people from all walks of life.

Yeah, and it just got worse when those nanny-state liberal fagorts started forcing the colleges to bus people in from Africa.

let’s recall that the very question of interracial marriage only became a big issue later in the 1960s.

…because everyone who tried it or even mentioned it approvingly earlier than that got lynched?

By: actor212

actor212 — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 22:30:43 +0000

the questions which might arise about how Senator Obama’s mother, from Kansas, came to marry an African graduate student.

Funny thing, this “college”. I realize it’s a foreign concept, but you meet people from all walks of life.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 21:58:10 +0000

the questions which might arise about how Senator Obama’s mother, from Kansas, came to marry an African graduate student.
Various answers arise to these postulated questions, including “Mind your own feckin’ business, you prurient-minded race-obsessed scumbag with a running sore for a soul.”

By: MLParker

MLParker — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 21:51:32 +0000

This is the same kind of brilliant connections that Beavis and Butthead used to make. Eh eh.

By: You Can't Put Lipstick On A Repig

You Can't Put Lipstick On A Repig — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 21:42:45 +0000

> persuing [sic]

Maybe she was the one who told El Chimpo Padre’s buttboy Quayle to spell potato with an “e”.