Comments on: After all we do for Marie…

By: Tapio

Tapio — Sun, 28 Aug 2005 10:22:57 +0000

You vile miscreants! You must not call down our beloved Marie.

By: kARL rOVER

kARL rOVER — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 15:32:44 +0000

wtf, YOU SEE THE SKAGS THAT GOT EVEN HIGHER SCORES??? Are they blind or what. I gave a 1 to their 7 or 8′s

By: charter202rights

charter202rights — Wed, 24 Aug 2005 09:26:43 +0000

Marie looks bizarre to me. Look at her right eye compared to the left. She looks like a man in drag. Have you seen some of the people voted as good looking on the hot or not site? YUCK!

By: Rear Admiral Tubesock

Rear Admiral Tubesock — Sun, 21 Aug 2005 09:30:21 +0000

Now registered at LGF. Still have to follow the Sooper Sekrit Instruckshuns to be emailed to me, but I’m on board.

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Sun, 21 Aug 2005 07:16:24 +0000

Admiral Tubesock, Asshat, etc. LGF wants you to sign up over there and get the hell out of here. RIGHT NOW- sat. 3:15- chuck decided to open it up for you

By: GregH

GregH — Sun, 21 Aug 2005 01:08:22 +0000

Guinness Guy really slams Asshat in a couple of threads below. Maybe somebody should recruit him?

Guiness GAY… what could that possibly refer to?
Ah, of course!
You made a pun! It was quite wittily executed indeed, and replying to such a razor sharp comment is perhaps beyond my ken.
Bravo, good sir, bravo! You are indeed a Mozart of the art of turning the phrase!

Give me a moment to recompose myself- I’m afraid that such brilliantly executed humor has left me drained and thus able to reply attempt to reply in kind (despite knowing that my pitiful wit is incapable of matching such a virtuoso!).

And I riposte!

hAHA, As$hat is p0op! OMG u w3re pwn3d, l0z3r.
1 @m r0xx0r :-P

There, I have struck, sir!

Posted by GuinnessGuy at August 20, 2005 04:55 AM

By: GregH

GregH — Sun, 21 Aug 2005 01:00:36 +0000

He doesn’t do porn and he obviously has no imagination. How could he not be a JEERK – OFF vigin?

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Sun, 21 Aug 2005 00:46:00 +0000

Nice mdhatter- you caught my abbreviatory satire. Try it your’self!

My god, Marq- that’s it- Ben vagina sculpts. He probably does it a million times a day.

Actually I will pay someone in 1 milion dollars of skittles and M&Ms if they ask Ben if he is also a whack-off virgin, and if not, why not?

By: Marq

Marq — Sat, 20 Aug 2005 22:45:59 +0000

If a doctor can resculpt a 40-yr-old non-virgin vagina into a 20-yr-old virgin vagina, just think how easy it must be to transform the FVBen into the VBen again.

Does this process involve a turkey baster and a large quantity of random, not necessarily human semen? Enquiring minds, yadda yadda.

By: Ukko

Ukko — Sat, 20 Aug 2005 22:10:28 +0000

Ukko, Dude! I thought I removed the scarlet "V" in the long thread. You've heard the old joke. "A man is sitting at a bar, drinking, and he says to no one in particular, 'A man can spend his life building bridges. Do they call him John the Bridge Builder? No. A man can spend his life raising crops. Do they call him John the Farmer? No. But you fuck one goat . . .'" It doesn't matter how many times he gives away his virginity, he's like the Blessed Mother in having perpetual virginity. What's more, he gets some help out from places like these. If a doctor can resculpt a 40-yr-old non-virgin vagina into a 20-yr-old virgin vagina, just think how easy it must be to transform the FVBen into the VBen again.

By: Godwinslaw

Godwinslaw — Sat, 20 Aug 2005 20:40:18 +0000

Using my superspecial Godwinslaw powers, i offer you this bit of hotornot;

http://www.space-ninja.com/hitler/

By: mdhatter

mdhatter — Sat, 20 Aug 2005 18:57:29 +0000

;)

By: mdhatter

mdhatter — Sat, 20 Aug 2005 18:57:04 +0000

“Peop. P’cal”

Isn’t that at least as much work as the whole words?

Is this some sort of cult abbreviatiion thing?

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By: GregHh

GregHh — Sat, 20 Aug 2005 15:31:37 +0000

Okay, Marie sent me an e-card awhile ago that I haven’t been able to open. I have a feeling that I’m somehow responsible for this change in temperature. I’ll…figure it out somehow, I guess.

Please oh please let it be the peepo thong model shot we’ve all been waiting for.

By: F.M. Asshat

F.M. Asshat — Sat, 20 Aug 2005 15:24:56 +0000

What if Justin and Marie met on ConservativeMatch.com? That might be sort of saucy.

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Sat, 20 Aug 2005 15:16:27 +0000

Guilty, but I was the tickler not the ticklee!

Hey Brad R. why not have a series highlighting the “useless conservative blog of the week” it’s only funny if it gets done somewhere that will shift them a lot of traffic (like one three bulls size). I’m only saying this because I noticed The Pelican Post

absolutely terrible mindless shrieking and ha ha, comments disabled! SHOCKER! Best way to leave comments is for them to get a Sadly, No! swarm and see what the fuss is about.

By: GregH

GregH — Sat, 20 Aug 2005 15:10:16 +0000

If I recall correctly Senior Punko you were part of a tickle fight recently……Then they heard another one of the boys cry: “Oh Yosef, you’re so sexy when you pretend to be manly.” Peeking in the window Marie could see the boys collapse onto the bed in a giant tickle fight.

Posted by: GregH at August 15, 2005 05:35 PM

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Sat, 20 Aug 2005 15:04:04 +0000

Ukko was just foolin, he was doing that thing where he was projecting his own experience to criticize you. Like all the homophobe/gay baiting elected officials on the right. They all go to the club for tickle fights and Cosmos. Then have any witnesses executed.

By: Greg H

Greg H — Sat, 20 Aug 2005 15:01:00 +0000

Ukko, Dude! I thought I removed the scarlet “V” in the long thread.

Amidst the din of lusty baying, GregH suddenly noticed his little soldier snapping to attention; unable to resist, he burst in upon the action, spotted VBen, and began the beautiful process of removing that wretched V.Posted by: Ukko at August 15, 2005 05:46 PM

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Sat, 20 Aug 2005 14:59:44 +0000

Oh sweet GregH, guard your virginity from besmirchment! You are in the danger zone! Pure as driven snow! For Marie!