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After all we do for Marie…
From HotOrNot.com:
Rating: 9.4
You are hotter than 93% of women on this site!
155 people have rated you
That’s 93% of hundreds of thousands of photos posted, mind you. And we’re not even tampering with the poll!
Lurch said,
August 20, 2005 at 4:44
No kiddin, biddin.. she’s hot, not not. Makes my tighty whities al sweaty-wetty
GregH said,
August 20, 2005 at 4:44
You’ve got guts. She’s going to blow a gasket when she sees that.
Gavin M. said,
August 20, 2005 at 4:51
She already did blow a gasket, and we’ve been super nice to her for weeks! It’s YOU GUYS (and those mysterious trolls), running all hot and cold toward her — with praise one minute, sarcasm the next. Who wouldn’t call up Acme?
GregH said,
August 20, 2005 at 4:53
Moi?
GregH said,
August 20, 2005 at 4:54
What the hell Gavin, you might as well post a screen capture of the Sadly, Yes site too.
Gavin M. said,
August 20, 2005 at 5:00
Moi?
She’ll be lurking around here soon, and I expect all you guys to be on your best behavior. Imagine if she stopped coming by, and started going to the Poorman instead! We’d have nothing!
F.M. Asshat said,
August 20, 2005 at 5:01
What do you mean nothing you sick little weasel loving freak?
F.M. Asshat said,
August 20, 2005 at 5:05
Look I can do it too…….STOAL FROM HANNITY! STOAL FROM HANNITY!!
GregH said,
August 20, 2005 at 5:06
I need a drink and a corn dog.
Gavin M. said,
August 20, 2005 at 5:06
See, that’s what I mean. If you only did that when Marie was around, she’d know she had fans here.
Gavin M. said,
August 20, 2005 at 5:07
Not the corndog…you know what I’m saying.
GregH said,
August 20, 2005 at 5:13
So you want us to perform on command like a trained monkey? That’s pretty demeaning.
Gavin M. said,
August 20, 2005 at 5:17
Hell, that’s what I do around here!
No, no, no…it’s okay. We don’t need Marie. We’ll just go back to the days when we were frantically trying to get Amber Pawlik back and picking on Sondra K out of desparation.
Wait wait, here’s our new gal:
http://sistertoldjah.com/
Hot or not, gentlemen?
GregH said,
August 20, 2005 at 5:24
It’s really the scary unpredictable nature of Marie that makes her a top notch muse.
GregH said,
August 20, 2005 at 5:25
Sister T leaves me cold like Kira.
GuinnessGuy said,
August 20, 2005 at 5:32
I give her a 10, a 10, a fuckin’ 10!!!
Gavin M. said,
August 20, 2005 at 5:33
Well, there’s Dawn Eden…
Okay, Marie sent me an e-card awhile ago that I haven’t been able to open. I have a feeling that I’m somehow responsible for this change in temperature. I’ll…figure it out somehow, I guess.
GregH said,
August 20, 2005 at 5:35
ST or MJ’?
Ukko said,
August 20, 2005 at 5:55
Well, if Marie were ever to leave our lives, I must admit I have a soft spot for Gabrielle Reilly. While she isn’t quite as wingnutty as Marie, she makes up for it by showing her neck (and a little more).
(No, the soft spot isn’t below my belt, you trolls).
Ukko said,
August 20, 2005 at 6:10
*************
POLL
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OK, here it is. We hate to think of it, but it’s always possible Marie could leave our lives. If that horrible day were to occur, please tell us, who should we love long time?
GuinnessGuy said,
August 20, 2005 at 6:11
Good find, Ukko!
I especially like this:
I am not sure anybody could argue that the far, far left wing philosophy allowing or promoting violent and demented pornography like snuff movies, child pornography, gang rapes, and violence could be good in any way for society. In fact, this is where personal rights are infringed upon and human rights issues are raised when sexuality is inflicted against the will of another or the innocent are taken advantage of. As with examples such as rape, laws do need to be in place to protect the innocent.
Honey, those are “libertarians”- far left-wingers are authoritarian socialists, and thus for total governement control. In this particular context, however, those Libertarians fall under the “far right” headingas feral capitalists.
On the other end of the spectrum? some on the far, far right who almost go as far as women being completely covered from head to toe, could be compared to living in a society like that of Saudi Arabia. Saudi Arabia is so extreme it is about run by “thought police” and what we do in the privacy of our own bedrooms with two consenting adults would not necessarily be private. Saudi Arabia is an example of a country that does not separate church and state. Who wants to move to affluent Saudi Arabia in a hurry? This is not about singling out a religious belief such as the ?Muslim? faith. Indonesia is an example of a Muslim country that has separated church and state and they are a famously relaxed society.
Yes, because East Timor is like fucking Margaritaville compared to, say, Jordan and Yemen.
Capt. Trollypants said,
August 20, 2005 at 6:11
Stupid pussies. LEfties supposedly care about peoples writes and shit and you go and post something like that. YOu make me sick. MJ, if you are on this board, I’m sorry for my language but they made me so mad. I love Peop. P’cal and you do a great job. I just want to thank you.
Gavin M. said,
August 20, 2005 at 6:11
How does she get away with that? She’s like a swimsuit model who dabbles in policy analysis…?
Gavin M. said,
August 20, 2005 at 6:14
Saudi Arabia is so extreme it is about run by “thought police” and what we do in the privacy of our own bedrooms with two consenting adults would not necessarily be private.
Most of us only do stuff in our bedrooms with one consenting adult. This girl is out of control.
Pinko Punko said,
August 20, 2005 at 6:14
Uh, CT, maybe you should go to one of those BUsh press conferences and thank him, too, while you are at it? God are you trying to get the digits or something?
I will admit that one of those 153 people was me and I did give her a 10, based on personality alone, but I thought the rating was on pathology not hotness. My bad.
People are a lot nicer on Hot or Not that they used to be. SOme “6″s there would have been 2s back in the day, and there didn’t used to be all those fake ads and stuff.
Pinko Punko said,
August 20, 2005 at 6:15
Do you guys remember this site- it was the first Hot or Not knock off I remembered. Maybe you should put MJs column up here- she can’t get mad, she probably stole it anyway.
http://www.ratemypoo.com/ratemy/poo
Capt. Trollypants said,
August 20, 2005 at 6:19
That is god damn sick. You are going to burn in hell for that page. That pages is even below your precious “Poor Man”. Douche. You. Disgust. Me.
Pinko Punko said,
August 20, 2005 at 6:20
Nice CT. I saw one in there that looked nuttier than you.
Pinko Punko said,
August 20, 2005 at 6:20
sorry guys, that was bad. my apologies
Michael said,
August 20, 2005 at 6:42
People, let’s face it: Marie is a babe. Nutty as hell and absurdly inarticulate, but a babe nonetheless.
Brad R. said,
August 20, 2005 at 6:47
Have you guys noticed the complete inability of most right-wing blogs to write about something original? I mean, on Sis’ Toldjah’s site, you’ve got something about the cancelation of a million Muslim march (something I saw on LGF), crap about Cindy Sheehan and the Air America scandal. Most of the crap most right-wing bloggers post comes straight from Cap’n Ed, Malkin, Powerline or LGF. It’s really amazing, the extreme echo chamber of it all.
We, on the other hand, scour the web for the stupidest and weirdest shit we can find. I’m not sure if it’s better, but it’s a heckuva lot more fun.
Pinko Punko said,
August 20, 2005 at 7:13
Also, some of us make funny, funny stuff (Editors, Sadly, No) and others of us make unfunny stuff but it makes three people in the world actually laugh. And not the robotic “heh, heh” of the cheeto people. If I can get one giggle out of the jolly Uncanny Canadian once a week, I think I am barely worth having in this world. On top of my superhero gig, anyway.
GregH said,
August 20, 2005 at 7:51
I’m so drunk…….!
Pinko Punko said,
August 20, 2005 at 7:59
Oh sweet GregH, guard your virginity from besmirchment! You are in the danger zone! Pure as driven snow! For Marie!
Greg H said,
August 20, 2005 at 8:01
Ukko, Dude! I thought I removed the scarlet “V” in the long thread.
Amidst the din of lusty baying, GregH suddenly noticed his little soldier snapping to attention; unable to resist, he burst in upon the action, spotted VBen, and began the beautiful process of removing that wretched V.Posted by: Ukko at August 15, 2005 05:46 PM
Pinko Punko said,
August 20, 2005 at 8:04
Ukko was just foolin, he was doing that thing where he was projecting his own experience to criticize you. Like all the homophobe/gay baiting elected officials on the right. They all go to the club for tickle fights and Cosmos. Then have any witnesses executed.
GregH said,
August 20, 2005 at 8:10
If I recall correctly Senior Punko you were part of a tickle fight recently……Then they heard another one of the boys cry: “Oh Yosef, you’re so sexy when you pretend to be manly.” Peeking in the window Marie could see the boys collapse onto the bed in a giant tickle fight.
Posted by: GregH at August 15, 2005 05:35 PM
Pinko Punko said,
August 20, 2005 at 8:16
Guilty, but I was the tickler not the ticklee!
Hey Brad R. why not have a series highlighting the “useless conservative blog of the week” it’s only funny if it gets done somewhere that will shift them a lot of traffic (like one three bulls size). I’m only saying this because I noticed The Pelican Post
absolutely terrible mindless shrieking and ha ha, comments disabled! SHOCKER! Best way to leave comments is for them to get a Sadly, No! swarm and see what the fuss is about.
F.M. Asshat said,
August 20, 2005 at 8:24
What if Justin and Marie met on ConservativeMatch.com? That might be sort of saucy.
GregHh said,
August 20, 2005 at 8:31
Okay, Marie sent me an e-card awhile ago that I haven’t been able to open. I have a feeling that I’m somehow responsible for this change in temperature. I’ll…figure it out somehow, I guess.
Please oh please let it be the peepo thong model shot we’ve all been waiting for.
mdhatter said,
August 20, 2005 at 11:57
“Peop. P’cal”
Isn’t that at least as much work as the whole words?
Is this some sort of cult abbreviatiion thing?
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mdhatter said,
August 20, 2005 at 11:57
;)
Godwinslaw said,
August 20, 2005 at 13:40
Using my superspecial Godwinslaw powers, i offer you this bit of hotornot;
http://www.space-ninja.com/hitler/
Ukko said,
August 20, 2005 at 15:10
Ukko, Dude! I thought I removed the scarlet “V” in the long thread.
You’ve heard the old joke. “A man is sitting at a bar, drinking, and he says to no one in particular, ‘A man can spend his life building bridges. Do they call him John the Bridge Builder? No. A man can spend his life raising crops. Do they call him John the Farmer? No. But you fuck one goat . . .’”
It doesn’t matter how many times he gives away his virginity, he’s like the Blessed Mother in having perpetual virginity.
What’s more, he gets some help out from places like these. If a doctor can resculpt a 40-yr-old non-virgin vagina into a 20-yr-old virgin vagina, just think how easy it must be to transform the FVBen into the VBen again.
Marq said,
August 20, 2005 at 15:45
Does this process involve a turkey baster and a large quantity of random, not necessarily human semen? Enquiring minds, yadda yadda.
Pinko Punko said,
August 20, 2005 at 17:46
Nice mdhatter- you caught my abbreviatory satire. Try it your’self!
My god, Marq- that’s it- Ben vagina sculpts. He probably does it a million times a day.
Actually I will pay someone in 1 milion dollars of skittles and M&Ms if they ask Ben if he is also a whack-off virgin, and if not, why not?
GregH said,
August 20, 2005 at 18:00
He doesn’t do porn and he obviously has no imagination. How could he not be a JEERK – OFF vigin?
GregH said,
August 20, 2005 at 18:08
Guinness Guy really slams Asshat in a couple of threads below. Maybe somebody should recruit him?
Guiness GAY… what could that possibly refer to?
Ah, of course!
You made a pun! It was quite wittily executed indeed, and replying to such a razor sharp comment is perhaps beyond my ken.
Bravo, good sir, bravo! You are indeed a Mozart of the art of turning the phrase!
Give me a moment to recompose myself- I’m afraid that such brilliantly executed humor has left me drained and thus able to reply attempt to reply in kind (despite knowing that my pitiful wit is incapable of matching such a virtuoso!).
And I riposte!
hAHA, As$hat is p0op! OMG u w3re pwn3d, l0z3r.
1 @m r0xx0r :-P
There, I have struck, sir!
Posted by GuinnessGuy at August 20, 2005 04:55 AM
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 0:16
Admiral Tubesock, Asshat, etc. LGF wants you to sign up over there and get the hell out of here. RIGHT NOW- sat. 3:15- chuck decided to open it up for you
Rear Admiral Tubesock said,
August 21, 2005 at 2:30
Now registered at LGF. Still have to follow the Sooper Sekrit Instruckshuns to be emailed to me, but I’m on board.
charter202rights said,
August 24, 2005 at 2:26
Marie looks bizarre to me. Look at her right eye compared to the left. She looks like a man in drag. Have you seen some of the people voted as good looking on the hot or not site? YUCK!
kARL rOVER said,
August 26, 2005 at 8:32
wtf, YOU SEE THE SKAGS THAT GOT EVEN HIGHER SCORES??? Are they blind or what. I gave a 1 to their 7 or 8′s
Tapio said,
August 28, 2005 at 3:22
You vile miscreants! You must not call down our beloved Marie.