Comments on: Point, Counterpoint

By: Tehanu

Tehanu — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 08:22:22 +0000

I never click the links. I never click the links. There’s a reason (Goddammit!) I never click the links. Gavin, I love you, but how could you make me forget NEVER TO CLICK THE LINKS???!!!!!!

By: F'in Librul

F'in Librul — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 05:44:04 +0000

Shana, they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let ‘em crash!

By: Ramil Gulle

Ramil Gulle — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 05:16:14 +0000

The scathing comments about Michelle Obama’s physique and fashion sense betray one thing:

The writer is an insecure, self-hating, closeted gay bitch.

By: Doctorb

Doctorb — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 02:10:49 +0000

You stay classy, Ace. Anyway, now that Laura’s no longer First Lady she can replace Heath Ledger in the next Batman (baDUM-tsch). No, no, I kid, but seriously Ace: George Lucas wants you to know a beard is not a substitute for a jawline.

By: Todd

Todd — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 00:35:46 +0000

haha the Chomsky/Soros wing? yes, the leftist academic and the bazillionaire currency speculator. that’s quite a wing, dude.

By: brantl

brantl — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 22:00:00 +0000

Anybody remember that Laura Bush actually ran over a guy and killed him, and didn’t even get probation for it? She should have been raked over the coals. Shit!

By: gil mann

gil mann — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 21:08:17 +0000

The distinguished gentleman from the great state of Missing the Point would like to remind Ace et al. that everyone, regardless of party affiliation, agreed that Palin was pretty hot.

Again, not the point and well-nigh antithetical to it, but if they’re gonna do a tit-for-tat thing, it seemed worth mentioning.

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 20:38:38 +0000

It’s not like Ace isn’t draggin’ a wide load his own damn self, either. I bet his ass is close to a Pinkwater wide.

By: Turbine Yukon Palin

Turbine Yukon Palin — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 20:32:33 +0000

Paying any attention to opinions ~~about looks and/or fashion~~ from Ace is slighly less pointless than trying to get grooming tips from a soft-boiled egg.

By: Big Bad Bald Bastard

Big Bad Bald Bastard — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 20:12:41 +0000

I didn’t realize Lt. Worf was so “hippy.” The Dodge Viper looks up to her for having a wide rear wheelbase.

Somebody should let Ace know that a natural-born female tends to have wide hips for evolutionarily advantageous reasons.

Does anybody here have the heart to tell Ace that TS in those ads doesn’t mean “Total Service” and that the reason his hirelings didn’t “Pass him the V” was not because they took Purity Pledges?

By: Dragon-King Wangchuck, Godless Heathen

Dragon-King Wangchuck, Godless Heathen — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 19:57:53 +0000

4/10. Fails at the metaphoric level. I have no problem AT ALL with visualising 30 horny couches masturbating to orgasm, but then the jibe takes it for granted that these couches would ejaculate some manner of fabric, and at this point my suspension of disbelief breaks down. It makes no sense in terms of how I imagine furniture physiology to operate. There is a disconnect between the elements of the metaphor.
That fucking hurt, I laughed so hard.

For your furniture physiology education:
http://www.furnitureporn.com/

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 19:56:28 +0000

But there’s absolutely a certain anatomical absurdity to it, just as there is with having sex with men.
If there is NOT a certain anatomical absurdity to sex, then ur doin it rong.

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 19:23:01 +0000

Personally, I don’t mind dishing on the first lady’s fashion sense(I mean, ye Gods, Lumpy Laura’s was so bad it was the stuff of legend), but when he disses the coat he is just WRONG. Not crazy about the matchy-matchy sheath, or the green gloves and shoes(no, just NO) but that coat is fanfuckingtastic.

By: Shaggy

Shaggy — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 19:05:05 +0000

Is it a coincidence that cracker Ace has another sex story on his website this morning?

It’s a story full of nasty ‘giners and stuff!! Ick!

Do you think he is trying to defend what he sees as his (hetero?)sexual prowess AGAIN?

Lovely coincidence. He is a nasty, lying piece of work, as are his minions.

By: gewbur

gewbur — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 18:41:58 +0000

Tsk tsk.

Tut tut.

The Kings and Queens of Leftwing Nastiness are heaping scorn on Ace for a little good-natured ribbing of the FLOTUS.

“Good-natured”, at least, when compared to the bile, vomit, and up-front, in-your-face assassination fantasies and “art” coming from your side the last eight years.

By: Celia

Celia — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 17:30:47 +0000

Medical fact: Michelle Obama is beautiful.

By: SpareTirade

SpareTirade — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 17:18:41 +0000

Ace of Spades: the Mr. Blackwell of the Cheetoh-Eaters

As for what he looks for in a “good-looking woman?” That’s easy – a beard.

By: Jersey Tomato

Jersey Tomato — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 15:24:44 +0000

Does this idiot have no mirrors in his home? How does anybody who looks like Ace have the nerve to comment on anybody else’s appearance? Really – before worrying about Michelle Obama, maybe he ought to do something about his moobs, his freakishly small end effeminate hands, his extra chins (not hidden by the face mullet) and the spare tire that has prevented him from seeing his own goodies in the last decade.

By: D.N. Nation

D.N. Nation — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 15:02:09 +0000

Yes, we all need to be lectured on teh hawtness from someone who looks like Ace.

By: chocolatepie

chocolatepie — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 14:56:38 +0000

I have no problem AT ALL with visualising 30 horny couches masturbating to orgasm, but then the jibe takes it for granted that these couches would ejaculate some manner of fabric, and at this point my suspension of disbelief breaks down. It makes no sense in terms of how I imagine furniture physiology to operate. There is a disconnect between the elements of the metaphor.

Exactly what I was thinking.